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Here's the problem with star wars as a whole: I want to see cool laser sword fights, and they've built an entire mythology around the idea that not having the sword fight is the true, righteous, heroic path. This has been going on since film fucking one.
I mean, sure, yeah, but I am not watching this sci fi action film for pacifism? I want to see a motherfucker get cut into six pieces? So give it to me.
I can see it now
EM stand ups clapping in the theater when Obi Wan cut Darth Maul in two
FUCK. FUCK. IT'S ON an excited EM shouts in a theater full of people as Yoda does his first Force Flip
A younger EM jumps out of his seat cheering as Mace Windu decaptitates Jango Fett, a resounding "FUCK YEAH" causing everyone nearby to flinch in mortification and outrage
like there aren't systemic problems of generations of people being born and living in a place and having no upward mobility and little understanding or way to do anything other than whatever job they can get
even the dude working at the death star starbucks knew what he was getting on
We should blame the evil overlords and rich lords (tautology) more than the working joe trying to make a buck.
do you know the kind of security clearance you need to even work at Starbucks on a top secret planet killer? Even Becky the Barista is probably some rich Gun Runner's daughter who pulled a favor
I loved the name unobtanium and I think it's the height of bad-nerddom to think it's a bad or lazy name instead of basically a joke
according to DK this is an actual industry term
n fiction, engineering, and thought experiments, unobtainium is any fictional, extremely rare, costly, or impossible material, or (less commonly) device needed to fulfill a given design for a given application.
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Here's the problem with star wars as a whole: I want to see cool laser sword fights, and they've built an entire mythology around the idea that not having the sword fight is the true, righteous, heroic path. This has been going on since film fucking one.
I mean, sure, yeah, but I am not watching this sci fi action film for pacifism? I want to see a motherfucker get cut into six pieces? So give it to me.
Meanwhile I’d prefer it if the films were more anti-war....
Why would you watch star wars at all
star wars is hell
star wars.
star wars never changes.
the supreme art of star wars is to subdue the enemy without fighting
I know not with what weapons Star Wars III will be fought, but Star Wars IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Sweet Jesus, Star Wars does terrible things to people.
God created Star Wars so Americans would learn Astronomy.
like there aren't systemic problems of generations of people being born and living in a place and having no upward mobility and little understanding or way to do anything other than whatever job they can get
even the dude working at the death star starbucks knew what he was getting on
We should blame the evil overlords and rich lords (tautology) more than the working joe trying to make a buck.
do you know the kind of security clearance you need to even work at Starbucks on a top secret planet killer? Even Becky the Barista is probably some rich Gun Runner's daughter who pulled a favor
now this is exactly the kind of individual understanding of fantasy I was talkin' about
I loved the name unobtanium and I think it's the height of bad-nerddom to think it's a bad or lazy name instead of basically a joke
isn't avatar supposed to be a serious movie
like it'd be one thing if it was space balls but an ostensibly serious movie using a corny dad joke as the name for its macguffin is pretty bad
I'd say it was a lighthearted adventure movie that was way too long and not really good
there were jokes. don't see why that couldn't be one of them. you can imagine characters in that world coming up with the name as a dismissive but descriptive term for something hard to get and worth a lot
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Avatar was a shit movie but yes unobtanium was a cute fanservicey nod
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
A younger EM jumps out of his seat cheering as Mace Windu decaptitates Jango Fett, a resounding "FUCK YEAH" causing everyone nearby to flinch in mortification and outrage
isn't avatar supposed to be a serious movie
like it'd be one thing if it was space balls but an ostensibly serious movie using a corny dad joke as the name for its macguffin is pretty bad
do you know the kind of security clearance you need to even work at Starbucks on a top secret planet killer? Even Becky the Barista is probably some rich Gun Runner's daughter who pulled a favor
world building!!
according to DK this is an actual industry term
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Star Wars, children
it's just a shot away
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Do you know how many serious things in science are given some completely stupid name
There's a gene called sonic hedgehog
It's getting 4 sequels. Shot back to back.
I remember that
am i an old now
now this is exactly the kind of individual understanding of fantasy I was talkin' about
i don't believe it is
it's been like ten years
he'll manage one, two tops
Yes.
let's all grab some frosty chocolatle milkshakes to celebrate
OH NOOOOOOOOOOO
I enjoyed it greatly.
I also cried.
It was good.
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Fuck Joe Manchin
I'd say it was a lighthearted adventure movie that was way too long and not really good
there were jokes. don't see why that couldn't be one of them. you can imagine characters in that world coming up with the name as a dismissive but descriptive term for something hard to get and worth a lot
two at least they are shooting two then two more
wha?
i have no idea what you're talking about but is it.. a 30 for 30 about the nba draft that got them ewing?
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Yup.
2-3 back to back, then 4-5 back to back or something.
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
man I fucking loved the knicked growing up. that shit was so painful, year after year. how did they never win. but I loved them.
Ayn Rand's canon
ewing some you lose some
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
they lost them all but I still respect this line
Anthem 2:
Kneel for Noone
Where everyone argues over how to say her name.
Oh god