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7 week old baby [chat] (no politics)

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    why am i baby crazy rn... wat happen

    babs are adorbs

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I mean yeah, that's basically all a party is when you're a grown up

    Standing around talking, maybe with snacks and drinks, maybe not

    mmhmm well I hope parties aren't that lame when I grow up

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I got my 4.5 month old niece a copy of Where the Sidewalk Ends even though she's way too young to appreciate it.

    But I signed it "to [niece] from your Uncle Dan-Christmas 2017" so when she's old enough she'll know

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    I keep telling @Melding we should have kids but then she says that I hate kids... which I do... but like I still want to have kids. :X

  • Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    is baby doing math yet?

    I dunno!! maybe in her head

    I count her toes in front of her so hopefully it's sinking in

    How many?

    no further questions

    But how long til they lose their baby legs?

  • ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    @Melding we should have kids.

  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2017
    Chimera wrote: »
    I keep telling Melding we should have kids but then she says that I hate kids... which I do... but like I still want to have kids. :X

    Go to the mall and pick one up.

    They have a return policy.

    Mortious on
    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Chimera wrote: »
    I keep telling @Melding we should have kids but then she says that I hate kids... which I do... but like I still want to have kids. :X

    porp hates kids too

    other peoples kids anyways

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Shark I dare you to streak the party

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Shark I dare you to streak the party

    This is what the gains are for

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  • ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    Chimera wrote: »
    I keep telling Melding we should have kids but then she says that I hate kids... which I do... but like I still want to have kids. :X

    Go to the mall and pick one up.

    They have a return policy.

    No those ones smell and make horrible noises when you do this and kick!

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    I can’t tell what color her eyes are

    Are they brown? Blue? Green? Black?

    fuck gendered marketing
  • ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    Chimera wrote: »
    I keep telling @Melding we should have kids but then she says that I hate kids... which I do... but like I still want to have kids. :X

    porp hates kids too

    other peoples kids anyways

    Those kinds are the worst kinds! They always like tug at my tail and stuff and then start to cry when I make scary faces at them! Some cry just when they look at me! :C

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    why am i baby crazy rn... wat happen
    Baby happen

    fuck gendered marketing
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Shark I dare you to streak the party

    lol she already sternly expressed her desire that I remain out of sight she'd probably kill me

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    SOMeone tell me if I fixed my stream lag or just watch me play this dreamy Chris red field dlc

    But really just stop in and tell me if it lags please

    Twitch.tv/onthelastcastle

    @visiblehowl @knitdan @Zampanov

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    not like haha kill me like pyscho music knife wielding kill me

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  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    I guess I will go to bed.

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Shark I dare you to streak the party

    lol she already sternly expressed her desire that I remain out of sight she'd probably kill me

    "Excuse me I thought this was America"

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    I just remembered The Giving Tree. I do not know how that book ever became popular.

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    I really want to post pics of my niece in [chat] but her mom asked me not to : /

    fuck gendered marketing
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I like other people's kids, I just don't want one of my own

    I want an old rescue dog

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I mean yeah, that's basically all a party is when you're a grown up

    Standing around talking, maybe with snacks and drinks, maybe not

    mmhmm well I hope parties aren't that lame when I grow up

    Last night it started snowing and people were like COME ON JOHN LETS GO PLAY IN THE SNOW

    my bones literally crumbled in front of them as they asked and now I’m dead of old age

  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Does Porp know you’ll try to embarrass her or is this like a gendered NO MEN WINE AND EYELINER thing

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    It's weird how your eyes and hair can change color. When I was a baby I had bright blonde hair, now it's normie brown. Come baaaaack I don't have any other interesting characteristics

    Happiness is within reach!
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Oh

    I ate too much

    poo
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Shark I dare you to streak the party

    lol she already sternly expressed her desire that I remain out of sight she'd probably kill me
    She has already tried to throw you down a flight of stairs and failed, you are functionally immortal.

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    It's weird how your eyes and hair can change color. When I was a baby I had bright blonde hair, now it's normie brown. Come baaaaack I don't have any other interesting characteristics

    I had very light hair as an infant. And super curly

    Then it got very dark and straighter (though still curly)

    And now it’s getting lighter and curlier again

    fuck gendered marketing
  • aiouaaioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    I really want to post pics of my niece in [chat] but her mom asked me not to : /

    just post stock photos of babies and say they're your niece

    you're owed those A&As, it's still ethical

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Oh hey my calc prof gave me a D. even tho I was 5 full points below a D. He very expressly doesn’t curve so this must have been like, he’s a good dude, he came to office hours, aight. Alas I need a C for the class to transfer so I’ll still have to retake :<

    I did get an A in public speaking tho. That’s good for the ol self esteem. I’m an a student! (Sorta)

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Siggle your bablet is v cute and will be strong warrior in the #resistance may she ride strong and fierce like the valkyrie

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Waiting for star wars start in 2 hours. Kid in front of me is throwing a fit and her mom says she's been up since 6.

    Hmm

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  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Oh hey my calc prof gave me a D. even tho I was 5 full points below a D. He very expressly doesn’t curve so this must have been like, he’s a good dude, he came to office hours, aight. Alas I need a C for the class to transfer so I’ll still have to retake :<

    I did get an A in public speaking tho. That’s good for the ol self esteem. I’m an a student! (Sorta)
    I failed my math exam in solidarity today, you're welcome.

    Happiness is within reach!
  • aiouaaioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    watching Dodgeball

    boy this sure was made in 2004

    so far it's not irredeemable but hmmmm

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    I'd make a terrible dad but a great uncle. Unfortunately my sister feels the same about her parenting.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Hooray for formed babbie!

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Wait shit I got married. I have a niece and nephew now.

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  • surfpossumsurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    babies eVERYWHERE

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