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Paris in the hooskow

musanmanmusanman Registered User regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
45 days in a federal pound her in the ass prison

yes

Edit:
Hooskow = jail
Paris = Paris Hilton the worthless bitch

45 days is an amount of time she will spend in a prison

DOWN YOUR THROAT
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/04/paris.hilton.ap/index.html

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    This was a terrible OP, man. Explain something maybe.

    Don't make us Google what we don't care about - shove it down our throats.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I bet she'll be worth a couple packs of cigs

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Redeemer can probably explain this.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    they call us walking corpses

    unholy living dead

    they want to lock us up

    put is in their pretty cells

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    I have no idea how you can fit a whole city in a prison

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    TFS

    :^:

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    I don't wanna be there

    in your london dungeon

    I don't wanna be there

    in your pretty cell

    ain't no mystery

    why I'm in misery in hell


    here's hoping you're swell

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    cellmate strangles tinkerbell, hangs self.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    paris hilton caught driving under the influence, blood alcohol level over the legal limit. let off with a misdemeanor.

    being challenged in court, late to her hearing, she could get 45 days in prison.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    paris hilton caught driving under the influence, blood alcohol level over the legal limit. let off with a misdemeanor.

    being challenged in court, late to her hearing, she could get 45 days in prison.

    hahaha, yeah that's gunna fucking happen.

    it isn't like she can afford a lawyer or anything.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    QuestionMarkMan wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    I bet you could fit a whole city in Paris Hilton

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Yeah, she won't go to jail.

    See, people with money don't go to jail.

    Or they go to places that aren't really jail

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  • musanmanmusanman Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    no dude she got sentenced this ain't no theory

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    they also want to make sure she doesnt drink for an other 4 months, and have a monitering device attached to her

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    paris hilton caught driving under the influence, blood alcohol level over the legal limit. let off with a misdemeanor.

    being challenged in court, late to her hearing, she could get 45 days in prison.

    hahaha, yeah that's gunna fucking happen.

    it isn't like she can afford a lawyer or anything.
    Did you see the video of the paparazzi finding her because her car ran out of gas and she didn't know how to fill it up

    I guess that's what new cars are for

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I've never listened to the paris hilton album, but Rank, are you quoting her lyrics?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    they also want to make sure she doesnt drink for an other 4 months, and have a monitering device attached to her

    AHAHAHAHA YEAH THAT'S GUNNA HAPPEN TOO I'LL BET

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    She's not going to a federal prison.

    She'll probably spend her sentence in some rehab clinic.

    I bet they never check the locations of celebrity anklets.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    I've never listened to the paris hilton album, but Rank, are you quoting her lyrics?

    HOLD STILL, I'M GUNNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE FACE

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    what is she even famous for, anyway

    being famous.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    lool

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    It's the money

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    being the daughter of someone who actually did something in his life

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    what is she even famous for, anyway

    Thank you.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    lool

    WHIPPY HOLD HIM DOWN I'M GUNNA PUNCH HIM IN THE BACK OF THE FACE

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    She's famous cause she's the heiress to the Hilton Fortune so she can pretty much do whatever she wants. And she wants to be famous.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    I've never listened to the paris hilton album, but Rank, are you quoting her lyrics?

    HOLD STILL, I'M GUNNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE FACE

    no seriously, I have no idea what those lyrics may actually be from, if anything.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    lrn2read

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    lool

    WHIPPY HOLD HIM DOWN I'M GUNNA PUNCH HIM IN THE BACK OF THE FACE

    there is no scientific designation for the back of the knee

    Whippy on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    I've never listened to the paris hilton album, but Rank, are you quoting her lyrics?

    HOLD STILL, I'M GUNNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE FACE

    no seriously, I have no idea what those lyrics may actually be from, if anything.

    I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR SOUL AND THEN SHIT YOUR SOUL OUT AND THEN EAT IT AGAIN JUST SO I CAN SHIT IT OUT TWICE

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Scrumtrulescent wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    what is she even famous for, anyway

    Thank you.

    no i am serious here

    all i know is that she is famous and notoriously retarded

    why is she famous

    I wonder the same thing

    it's like there's no particular reason for it

    she's just a rich whore, I mean come on

    like she was on that Simple Life show

    but that's because she was famous

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I don't wanna be there

    in your london dungeon

    I don't wanna be there

    in your pretty cell

    ain't no mystery

    why I'm in misery in hell


    here's hoping you're swell

    Best 'fits tune ever.

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA621_F3bKw

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    lool

    WHIPPY HOLD HIM DOWN I'M GUNNA PUNCH HIM IN THE BACK OF THE FACE

    there is no scientific designation for the back of the knee

    kneepit.

    and the inside of the elbow is the krelbow.

    god, did you sleep through school? your looks will only get you so far in life you know.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    QuestionMarkMan wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA621_F3bKw

    WHY IS JIMMY KIMMEL FAMOUS?!?

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  • musanmanmusanman Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Scrumtrulescent wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Scrumtrulescent wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    what is she even famous for, anyway

    Thank you.

    no i am serious here

    all i know is that she is famous and notoriously retarded

    why is she famous

    I wonder the same thing

    it's like there's no particular reason for it

    she's just a rich whore, I mean come on

    like she was on that Simple Life show

    but that's because she was famous


    the worst part is how she just showed up like HEY EVERYBODY PARIS HILTON IS SO COOL RIGHT?

    WHY

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    QuestionMarkMan wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA621_F3bKw

    WHY IS JIMMY KIMMEL FAMOUS?!?

    ben stein

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