I'm at work. How to fix?

I'm at work, and my time machine only has enough tachyon juice for one more jump. How best to travel into the past to correct this, the darkest of timelines?

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  • ChanusChanus I've seen things... Registered User regular
    seize the means of production

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  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Stop Ed Milliband from eating that Bacon Sandwich

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  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    seize the means of production

    All of them?

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    Stop Ed Milliband from eating that Bacon Sandwich

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Let us enter this quandary into THE COMPUTER and see what comes out

    Strange, it just says death

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  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    I don't know who that is and have never heard of him until now but it does seem like this Ed Milliband guy might be the cause of all my problems now that you mention it...

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Let us enter this quandary into THE COMPUTER and see what comes out

    Strange, it just says death

    Death comes for us all

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  • ChanusChanus I've seen things... Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    seize the means of production

    All of them?

    at least as many as you can carry

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  • ChanusChanus I've seen things... Registered User regular
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Let us enter this quandary into THE COMPUTER and see what comes out

    Strange, it just says death

    Death comes for us all

    well

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    I don't know who that is and have never heard of him until now but it does seem like this Ed Milliband guy might be the cause of all my problems now that you mention it...

    Do not question the obelisk

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  • FearghaillFearghaill If there is nothing but what we make in this world let us make goodRegistered User regular
    Burn the building down

    Use the time machine for something cool

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Look up last week's lotto numbers, go back one week in the past, buy the winning ticket.

    Then lose as you realize your actions changed the outcome.

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  • JazzJazz Fuck cancer. Un-UKRegistered User regular
    edited December 2017
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    I have worked on Christmas many a time. Weirdly, I got to like it; it was quiet and peaceful, much more than a regular day (especially on the run up to Christmas, as that was our busy period), it was time and a half, and often they even let me clock off early if it was really quiet. But still, yeah.

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    Gumpy wrote: »
    I don't know who that is and have never heard of him until now but it does seem like this Ed Milliband guy might be the cause of all my problems now that you mention it...

    Do not question the obelisk

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    Does anyone know the current location of the obelisk?

    Maybe tracking it down and destroying it would release its hold on us all?

  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    Im at work but there is this big red button i can push to shut everything down

    I think its coloured red for christmas right? Its the christmas button? So i should push it

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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Worked until 7 am this morning.

    Rather I should have worked until 7 but my relief rolled in at 740.

    Dickhead.

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  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Gumpy wrote: »
    I don't know who that is and have never heard of him until now but it does seem like this Ed Milliband guy might be the cause of all my problems now that you mention it...

    Do not question the obelisk

    99r8q0gvfho1.jpg

    Does anyone know the current location of the obelisk?

    Maybe tracking it down and destroying it would release its hold on us all?

    It is one of the greater mysteries of our time, word on the street is that it was quietly rendered into gravel the day after the election so, probably in some foundations somewhere

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    Gumpy wrote: »
    I don't know who that is and have never heard of him until now but it does seem like this Ed Milliband guy might be the cause of all my problems now that you mention it...

    Do not question the obelisk

    99r8q0gvfho1.jpg

    Does anyone know the current location of the obelisk?

    Maybe tracking it down and destroying it would release its hold on us all?

    It is one of the greater mysteries of our time, word on the street is that it was quietly rendered into gravel the day after the election so, probably in some foundations somewhere

    Apparently it's somewhere in the weeds behind a London restaurant

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  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    quietly rendered into gravel

    would that we all could be so lucky

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  • ChanusChanus I've seen things... Registered User regular
    quietly rendered into gravel

    would that we all could be so lucky

    i know a guy

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Let us enter this quandary into THE COMPUTER and see what comes out

    Strange, it just says death

    I'm sorry it's currently using all it's processing power trying to figure out how to make tea for me.

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  • NecoNeco Carmilla, but way more lame Registered User regular
    Destroy the world

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Ideally you use that one last time-jump to go forward in time until you're dead

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  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    I feel like if you have to work on Christmas, you should be able to be drunk at work.

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  • mori1972mori1972 FF14: Rhotfyr Thosinmharsyn (Y)UKRegistered User regular
    Why does no one ever suggest checking the winning Lottery numbers of a given time, jump back to that point and win millions so you never have to work again?

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    mori1972 wrote: »
    Why does no one ever suggest checking the winning Lottery numbers of a given time, jump back to that point and win millions so you never have to work again?

    There are legions of time travelers who take out anyone who tries.

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  • JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Registered User regular
    Go back in time, and kill the first fish foolish enough to crawl on land.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Go back in time, and kill the first fish foolish enough to crawl on land.

    would that it were so simple

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    mori1972 wrote: »
    Why does no one ever suggest checking the winning Lottery numbers of a given time, jump back to that point and win millions so you never have to work again?

    I totally did suggest that, mori.

  • ChanusChanus I've seen things... Registered User regular
    mori1972 wrote: »
    Why does no one ever suggest checking the winning Lottery numbers of a given time, jump back to that point and win millions so you never have to work again?

    I totally did suggest that, mori.

    if mori had only gone back in time to check first

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Abowish da means of pwoduction

    no no no no noo no no no no no
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  • pyromaniac221pyromaniac221 this just might be an interestin YTRegistered User regular
    Febreze the means of production

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Abowish da wage system

    no no no no noo no no no no no
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  • mori1972mori1972 FF14: Rhotfyr Thosinmharsyn (Y)UKRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    mori1972 wrote: »
    Why does no one ever suggest checking the winning Lottery numbers of a given time, jump back to that point and win millions so you never have to work again?

    I totally did suggest that, mori.

    if mori had only gone back in time to check first

    >.>

    <.<

    That comment totally wasn't there when I initially posted it.

    We have a time traveller in our midst!

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  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    UPDATE


    I am not at work anymore.

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    This is now the Kid Presentable power hour party thread.

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  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    seize the means of production

    This sounds like work too

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    UPDATE


    I am not at work anymore.

    You're welcome.

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  • ChanusChanus I've seen things... Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    seize the means of production

    This sounds like work too

    seize the means of production and then rapidly install yourself as the new ruling class

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    How about someone else do that and then I'll just marry into that class

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