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  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    How about someone else do that and then I'll just marry into that class

    I’ll settle for male concubine.

    Not the sex ones. Just the kind that pours tea and plots your doom.

    Chanuswandering
  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    How about someone else do that and then I'll just marry into that class

    I’ll settle for male concubine.

    Not the sex ones. Just the kind that pours tea and plots your doom.

    Sounds like you want to seize the means of.... Reproduction.

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  • NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    Be like me. Put in for vacation back in September, get it approved, and when the boss comes and asks me to work it anyways.
    I tell him, "You can put me on the schedule to work it, doesnt mean I'm going to show up to work it." and leave it at that.

    Continue enjoying my week of booze, sober up on the 1st, and go back to work on the 2nd.

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  • OrthancOrthanc Death Lite, Only 1 Calorie Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2017
    Chanus wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Let us enter this quandary into THE COMPUTER and see what comes out

    Strange, it just says death

    Death comes for us all

    well

    Sorry I'm late, too much christmas turkey.


    Where were we, oh right



    DEAAAAAATH!



    Edit: I find it odly appropriate that the rotation has come around to candy cane for this post.

    Orthanc on
    orthanc
    ChanusWraith260Duke 2.0
  • WotanAnubisWotanAnubis Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    How about someone else do that and then I'll just marry into that class

    I’ll settle for male concubine.

    Not the sex ones. Just the kind that pours tea and plots your doom.

    I think we call those 'Butlers' these days.

    Never Stop Making Poast
  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    This is now the Kid Presentable power hour party thread.

    I just poured myself a mimosa

    Then I immediately poured that mimosa into a cup three times the size and poured more mimosa on top

    It is time to party watch Doctor Who

    No-QuarterBeNarwhalWraith260Duke 2.0kimeJazzDoodmannChanusJacobkoshKaplar
  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    How about someone else do that and then I'll just marry into that class

    I’ll settle for male concubine.

    Not the sex ones. Just the kind that pours tea and plots your doom.

    I’ll be the sex one

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    Wraith260EddyNever Stop Making Poast
  • Monkey Ball WarriorMonkey Ball Warrior A collection of mediocre hats Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    I'm finally off call.

    I can start christmasing now.

    Also there's snow outside. Which is, you know... thematically correct.

    "I resent the entire notion of a body as an ante and then raise you a generalized dissatisfaction with physicality itself" -- Tycho
    Kid PresentableWraith260Duke 2.0
  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2017
    I used to soak up so much overtime the week of Christmas. YASSS GIVE TO ME ALL THE HOURS

    ceres on
    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
    Jacobkosh
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Ideally you use that one last time-jump to go forward in time until you're dead

    Aren't we all already doing this anyway?

    Never Stop Making Poast
  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    It is very easy and fun to drink lots of mimosa

    DoodmannDuke 2.0BeNarwhal
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    I'm still at work :(

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • OrthancOrthanc Death Lite, Only 1 Calorie Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Oh great TheStig, regale us with your horrific work stories so that we may engage in schadenfreude.

    orthanc
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Nothing too terrible this week. The most annoying thing is all the family members. Nobody wants to be the one who didn't come visit grandma in the hospital on Christmas. She sprained he ankle and will be leaving in an hour, just stay at home, we don't need at 15 of you here.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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