You better watch out - The Naughty List

21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter[They/Them]Registered User regular
edited December 2017 in 2017 Holiday Hangout
As the popular song goes,

"You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT"

Now that Santa has finished delivering his gifts, let's brag about how naughty we were this year, when it's too late for him to replace out presents with delicious coal.

I lied to myself for most of the year. Beat that, folks.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    I killed a man

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    In popular space first person shooter destiny 2

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    It wasn't the dogs, it was me!

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    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I led a blemish-free existence as a 60-year-old accountant in Wichita.

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    i told my dogs i would give them treats so they would come inside one time

    but i did not give them treats

    lock me up

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  • FearghaillFearghaill If there is nothing but what we make in this world let us make goodRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    i told my dogs i would give them treats so they would come inside one time

    but i did not give them treats

    lock me up

    Prison is too good for you

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  • JedocJedoc Bringing the past to life so we can beat it to death with a shovelRegistered User regular
    I was the one who put Krampus: The Yule Lord on the Christmas books display when nobody was looking.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I have not, in fact, lived deliciously

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    I am the illuminati.

  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    Anime is good

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Peas wrote: »
    Anime is good

    Well, I googled "Santa anime" and immediately regretted it so I'm gonna agree.

  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    i told my dogs i would give them treats so they would come inside one time

    but i did not give them treats

    lock me up

    Bring this man to the Hague

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    I shot the guards at the start of the destiny 2 raid

    Every

    Single

    Time

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  • WotanAnubisWotanAnubis Registered User regular
    You'd better watch out.

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  • RoeRoe Farming Greater Rifts Registered User regular
    I stabbed a guy...
    And joined the dark brotherhood.

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
    I'd like someone in here to actually admit a crime, please

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I'd like someone in here to actually admit a crime, please

    I think that is against forum rules.

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I'd like someone in here to actually admit a crime, please

    I think that is against forum rules.

    not on the holiday forum.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    I got fat.

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  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Roe wrote: »
    I stabbed a guy...
    And joined the dark brotherhood.

    Was it the guy walking around saying “I HEARD IF YOU KILL SOMEONE THE DARK BROTHERHOOD WILL RECRUIT YOU.”

    Cause that dude had it coming.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Peas wrote: »
    Anime is good

    Well, I googled "Santa anime" and immediately regretted it so I'm gonna agree.

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I'd like someone in here to actually admit a crime, please

    Jaywalking like nobody's business, man

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I killed somebody

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  • NecoNeco Carmilla, but way more lame Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I'd like someone in here to actually admit a crime, please

    I didn’t give myself enough compliments

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
    Hobnail wrote: »
    I killed somebody

    was it

    Somebody who once told you the world was gonna roll you, you ain't the sharpest tool in the she-ed?

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Yes

  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Yes

    I'da killed 'em too.

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  • JedocJedoc Bringing the past to life so we can beat it to death with a shovelRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I'd like someone in here to actually admit a crime, please

    When I was a young man on the hard streets of Clayton, New Mexico, I once walked into the Pixie department store and came across a display of Bomb Bags. Following the instructions on the bag, I squeezed it, and immediately ran out of the store when it unexpectedly puffed up.

    It's me. I am the criminal.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    I cuddled my cat until she got mad because she just wanted to sleep

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    When my wife was out of town for 2 days I spilled coffee on her mouse pad on my way to work. In a hurry I threw it in the oven because it was a little bit warmer in there, but not to hot to touch. All was fine until I came home and thought "hmm I think I'll make something, better warm up the over while I shower." As I came out of the shower I could smell the rubber burning and the kitchen was filled with black smoke. After the fire was controlled and it cooled, I found the inside of the oven coated with black soot. The house smelled like rubber for like 24 hours as I aired it out with 30f degree weather outside. I've never told her this.

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  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I masturbated like a thousand times.

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  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist koyaanisqatsi Registered User regular
    In Stardew Valley, I told Penny I didn't love her just to see her cry.

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  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    In Stardew Valley, I told Penny I didn't love her just to see her cry.

    dude

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  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    ... dude.

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  • WotanAnubisWotanAnubis Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
    My sister has a very young daughter. One day, she asked me to take along my Switch on my next visit because my cousin likes Mario and would like seeing Mario games on my Switch.

    So I brought my Switch.

    But I didn't own any Mario games.

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  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
    I once masturbated 6 times just to see if I could. It was... Not a good decision.

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  • Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    furlion wrote: »
    I once masturbated 6 times just to see if I could. It was... Not a good decision.

    maybe if you'd just waited till you got home before trying...

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  • mori1972mori1972 FF14: Rhotfyr Thosinmharsyn (Y)UKRegistered User regular
    Macy's were furious!

    It's all saltwater these days:
    Ocean, tears and heartbreak soup
    Half alive in a whitecap foam
    Half in love with a white half moon
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  • No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    I didn't go to church... like at all.

    And I sure as hell didn't get sucked into going today or last night.

    And if anyone asks whether I did or not I'm going to em "nope!"

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    I said the "F" word a whole bunch this year, y'all.

    Like, a lot.

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