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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You can borrow my penis

    Maybe my balls if you really need them

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    PataPata Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'll take that as a yes.

    Anyways it started about a year ago. My Aunt discovered that this man (I'm going to call him Dan) had tens of thousands of dollars stored away in bank accounts. This is a lot of money, especially since they had "financial troubles" at the time. She confronted him about it.

    Immediately he demanded a divorce.

    Soon enough we found out that he had basically been using the marriage as a cover for his scams, we're pretty sure he was planning on building up money and then ditching her when he had enough. When the plug was pulled on his plan he swore revenge. He tried to get her house (that her parents had paid for) from her. Then he tried to get their daughter,a sweet girl who has a hearing problem and needs a hearing aid at 4. He stalled and stalled in court and tried to ruin her financially. In the end my Aunt got custody with him having visitation rights. He doesn't visit her, ever.

    Of course there was still the issue of property, not only that but he was trying to destroy her reputation as well.

    Then the cat really came out of the bag.

    My older cousin (his former stepdaughter) confessed that the freak had molested her when she was younger...

    Then it came out that he had cussed at, and hit, my aunt.

    All the while he kept on throwing accusation after accusation at the court, forcing her to pay more attorney fees.

    It's gotten so bad that she's requesting an Order of Protection from him, and yet he's stalling that now too, throwing more wild accusations about.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2007
    I just watched Boogy Nights!

    Man that Marky Mark sure has a big cock!

    Wouldn't mind getting funky with his bunch! :winky:

    it's a prosthetic

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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    I just watched Boogy Nights!

    Man that Marky Mark sure has a big cock!

    Wouldn't mind getting funky with his bunch! :winky:

    it's a prosthetic

    Do you enjoy pooping on my dreams?

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Pata wrote: »
    I'll take that as a yes.

    Anyways it started about a year ago. My Aunt discovered that this man (I'm going to call him Dan) had tens of thousands of dollars stored away in bank accounts. This is a lot of money, especially since they had "financial troubles" at the time. She confronted him about it.

    Immediately he demanded a divorce.

    Soon enough we found out that he had basically been using the marriage as a cover for his scams, we're pretty sure he was planning on building up money and then ditching her when he had enough. When the plug was pulled on his plan he swore revenge. He tried to get her house (that her parents had paid for) from her. Then he tried to get their daughter,a sweet girl who has a hearing problem and needs a hearing aid at 4. He stalled and stalled in court and tried to ruin her financially. In the end my Aunt got custody with him having visitation rights. He doesn't visit her, ever.

    Of course there was still the issue of property, not only that but he was trying to destroy her reputation as well.

    Then the cat really came out of the bag.

    My older cousin (his former stepdaughter) confessed that the freak had molested her when she was younger...

    Then it came out that he had cussed at, and hit, my aunt.

    All the while he kept on throwing accusation after accusation at the court, forcing her to pay more attorney fees.

    It's gotten so bad that she's requesting an Order of Protection from him, and yet he's stalling that now too, throwing more wild accusations about.

    Ah I see, so rather than kill him, we can have it arranged that he suddenly find some generosity and settle this problem, financially, then rot in jail.
    by rot i mean raped to death the first week

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    i had the refrigerator perry gi joe

    and a stormshadow

    stormshadow was the first one that i got but all his screws rusted out way bad because since he was white i would make him hide in the snow

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i had the refrigerator perry gi joe

    and a stormshadow

    stormshadow was the first one that i got but all his screws rusted out way bad because since he was white i would make him hide in the snow

    oh my god i was not the only one who did this highest five knob

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Storm Shadow was a fucking asshole in BF2. He always got in the tank and played commander.


    and he killed me mercilessly.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    me and my brother had the giant gi joe base

    with the tank hangar and the comm base and the jail

    it would probably be worth lots of dollars now, but we wrecked that shit


    see, gi joe would capture cobra operatives and throw them in the jail and then torture them for information with magnifying glasses or soldering irons

    and then cobra would stage a jailbreak, which consisted of zartan infiltrating the base and then blowing off the door of the jail with a bundle of black cats or an m-80

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    TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Captain K wrote: »
    Storm Shadow was a fucking asshole in BF2. He always got in the tank and played commander.


    and he killed me mercilessly.

    He is my Tank idol.

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    Meet me on my vast veranda
    My sweet, untouched Miranda
    And while the seagulls are crying
    We fall but our souls are flying
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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I had no choice but to bow down at his altar.



    whenever I start up BF2 and connect to my account, it says it right there. Worst Enemy: [PA]StormShadow

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    TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    I could beat damn near anyone else in a tank, but never him. Ever.

    Anyway, I'm headed to bed.

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    Meet me on my vast veranda
    My sweet, untouched Miranda
    And while the seagulls are crying
    We fall but our souls are flying
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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    SEVEN HOURS IN LINE YOU GUYS
    NO CONAN

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2007
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    BF2142 is better than BF2

    I just don't want to pay full price for a fancy BF2 mod

    Wren on
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    SEVEN HOURS IN LINE YOU GUYS
    NO CONAN

    hahahahaha you lose

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2007
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    BF2142 is better than BF2

    I just don't want to pay full price for a fancy BF2 mod
    it really is better

    the netcode isn't as godawful

    I hear its exactly the same.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    i heard they're both garbage

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i heard they're both garbage

    I heard that whatever you play is garbage too

    Wren on
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    i heard they're both garbage

    I heard that whatever you play is garbage too

    you heard wrong
    sorry

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2007
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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    YOU GET THEM SOMETIME I CAN'T REMEMBER

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET PLIERS IN FALLOUT 2

    theres probably a pair in a shed in the first town. where you get the crappy rifle and radio

    either that or the workbench inside the slave rings HQ

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET PLIERS IN FALLOUT 2

    inside the vault in vault city

    i think

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    wait, you can buy pliers from a bunch of places

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    yeah I dont remember them being rare

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    the wrench is the one that is hard to find

    pliers are fuckin' everywhere

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2007
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    you're in vault city?

    one of the stores in the courtyard has a pair

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    wait, are you retarded? You know the generic 'tool' that is all over the place?

    tfs, what does it look like

    what tool would you call it

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    Play it straight, or there's no doubt

    I'll turn your eyeballs inside out.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2007
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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Guys what will be our next big SE++ pc game?

    Shadowrun?

    Quake IV: Enemy Territory?

    I hope one of these is good.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    hint: it isn't shadowrun

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    I mean, serious.

    That game has about jack shit to do with shadowrun, other than the name.

    It could have been called Crazy Flying Elf Attack! With Trolls!

    and it would have been a more fitting title.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    i would rather vomit out my ears and then put out my eyes with a frozen turd than play this piece of asinine dogshit they're trying to call shadowrun

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    and fanboy nitpicks aside, it looks really fucking stupid anyway

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob has handsome facial hair.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    knob

    you should write for greeting cards

    just all "I would rather boil my nards in piping hot puke than to go another day without you."

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