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    GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    my favourite will always be this one

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    that checks out

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    The headline I came up with was "In response to concerns about diversity in the Potterverse, JK Rowling announces that Voldemort is a Jew"

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    It sounds to me like they realllly didn't think this through. There is also the issue of turning Lando into a joke.

    Like, Lando was the ONLY cool black scifi character for a really long damn time.

    We can have a laugh at the expense of Corran Horn's Otter screwing, and Gavin Darklighter's furry escapades. Because those characters are bad, and its fun to enjoy bad characters.

    You put that backstory on a well known black character and suddenly you've opened a new can of worms. I.e., well of course since a black man will screw anything.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    The new Star Wars writers absolutely want to write gay characters. Between Finn and Poe, then Chirrut and Baze, now Lando, they 100% are trying to write LGBT characters under the radar, and can’t get explicit thanks to either the directors, or lucasfilm/disney execs

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    Maybe I'm just oblivious but I still don't see the Finn Poe thing, especially when Finn's entire arc is.

    "That's cool, where's Rey tho?"

    Sharing jackets is not a secret code last time I checked.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    I’m not sure it’s in the writing, but I definitely feel Isaac is acting to it

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    it's less poe/finn and more "poe thinks finn is a cute boy and wants to smooch him"

    if you don't see it, you don't see it, but the queer fandom didn't invent it whole cloth

    it's mainly in how Oscar Isaac chooses to play him

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    To be fair, who wouldn't want to give Oscar Isaac a smooch?

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    It sounds to me like they realllly didn't think this through. There is also the issue of turning Lando into a joke.

    Like, Lando was the ONLY cool black scifi character for a really long damn time.

    We can have a laugh at the expense of Corran Horn's Otter screwing, and Gavin Darklighter's furry escapades. Because those characters are bad, and its fun to enjoy bad characters.

    You put that backstory on a well known black character and suddenly you've opened a new can of worms. I.e., well of course since a black man will screw anything.

    Gavin darklighter is not bad you philistine

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I categorically refuse to accept the proposition that corran horn is a bad character

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    I would put a big "WOAH THERE BUDDY" on proposing that pansexuality - a sexuality that exists in the real world and does not mean "fucks otters" - is inherently a joke

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    I categorically refuse to accept the proposition that corran horn is a bad character

    He would have been running that Jedi Academy if it wasn't for that crybaby Luke Skywalker.

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    edited May 2018
    I'm not here to make judgements because I haven't read the relevant books, but Darklighter's wookiepdeia summary being that he had a nearly identical origin story to Luke is not a good look

    Also Bothans are Worgen I guess? I always thought they were insectoid.

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    ElbasunuElbasunu Registered User regular
    Bothans have always been goat-type folks, afaik. They used to look much more humanoid though, before star wars galaxies.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    They're more dog than goat in terms of appearance.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Elbasunu wrote: »
    Bothans have always been goat-type folks, afaik. They used to look much more humanoid though, before star wars galaxies.

    nah they always looked like this, check out the cover of specter of the past:

    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Specter_of_the_Past

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    I'm not here to make judgements because I haven't read the relevant books, but Darklighter's wookiepdeia summary being that he had a nearly identical origin story to Luke is not a good look

    I mean his origin story is that he's Biggs' brother.

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    Smols Darklighter.

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    alternatively: Bigger Biggs theory.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Bloods End wrote: »
    I'm not here to make judgements because I haven't read the relevant books, but Darklighter's wookiepdeia summary being that he had a nearly identical origin story to Luke is not a good look

    I mean his origin story is that he's Biggs' brother.

    Cousin!

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    I'm not here to make judgements because I haven't read the relevant books, but Darklighter's wookiepdeia summary being that he had a nearly identical origin story to Luke is not a good look

    I mean his origin story is that he's Biggs' brother.

    Cousin!

    Let's go bowling!

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    ugh, again with the bowling

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    Oh yeah, bowling!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzeNuQ4K8WE
    It has a Stormtrooper bowling, so it's even Star Wars-related.

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    TairuTairu Registered User regular
    Maybe I'm just oblivious but I still don't see the Finn Poe thing, especially when Finn's entire arc is.

    "That's cool, where's Rey tho?"

    Sharing jackets is not a secret code last time I checked.

    wouldn't be a great secret code if everyone knew it

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    ElbasunuElbasunu Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Elbasunu wrote: »
    Bothans have always been goat-type folks, afaik. They used to look much more humanoid though, before star wars galaxies.

    nah they always looked like this, check out the cover of specter of the past:

    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Specter_of_the_Past

    THe 98 visual encyclopedia used this art:

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    I remember there being a whole thing about it when SWG was coming out. "Which way are bothans gonna look?!"

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    huh, weird

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    edited May 2018
    Started messing around with the mobile version of KOTOR I got on sale back on May 4th. The interface is very good, that might be the way I finally finish that game.

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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Started messing around with the mobile version of KOTOR I got on sale back on May 4th. The interface is very good, that might be the way I finally finish that game.

    Phone or tablet?

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    Brody wrote: »
    Started messing around with the mobile version of KOTOR I got on sale back on May 4th. The interface is very good, that might be the way I finally finish that game.

    Phone or tablet?

    Phone, but the 5T I have is basically a phablet.

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Fact: you can say "jizz wailers" on tv!

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    Just got back from a Star Wars Trivia contest run by the American pup quiz people.

    I last did one when Rouge One came out and we got 2nd place. I felt good about it since my team was myself and my friend. Two people. We lost to a team of five.

    This time there were 23 teams. Me and my friend only people on our team. We got second place. Lost to a team of five.

    Still feel real good about it.

    Went into the the final at 5th place. Question was to put the people in the order they went into the trash compactor. We knew it instantly and went all in on the betting and scored 2nd.

    Highlight was ending with over double the points as a team of ten people next to us.
    Answer is 1. Leia, 2. Chewie, 3. Luke, 4. Han

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    James Mangold is writing and will direct a Star Wars standalone movie centered on Boba Fett, the feared bounty hunter and fan favorite character, The Hollywood Reporter has exclusively learned.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Oh my God

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I AM DOWN

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    <Austin Walker Voice> huh </Austin Walker Voice>

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    this is fine

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    I am almost as disinterested in a Boba Fett movie as I was with the announcement of a Han Solo movie.

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    I've definitely been a vocal "Boba Fett sucks" person in the past

    But recently I've started to realize that that viewpoint is boring, and so now I'm of the mindset that Boba Fett hasn't been cool, but he could and should be

    So yeah, sign me up for a good Boba Fett movie

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