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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I sent in the 8 years I had my OKC account 403 messages
    Some to the same person in an attempt to strike up a conversation
    Like I said I tired, I failed, I now go to the undying lands to the west

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    It's...nice to feel wanted in an intimate manner. Texting with this girl is fun just cause there's so much teasing and conversations around that kind of thing.

    I'm not used to it at all

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    OrthancOrthanc Death Lite, Only 1 Calorie Off the end of the internet, just turn left.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I've agreed with my sister to be Mysterious Widow Aunt to the incoming baby, I will always wear black lace and have mascara tears, and it will be hinted that I maybe killed my late husband, but we don't talk about him. I'll give the kid with strange gifts like shillings and pearls.

    Then one day I'll just stop and be normal and we'll see how it reacts.

    Good luck. I'm currently a spooky uncle (or maybe a spooky godfather, nobody is quite sure), but I don't really have plans to ever stop being spooky so I'm gonna miss out on that second bit.

    Oh my god you should visit one day and be my spooky dead husband.

    This is so much cooler than my stichk of being the mysterious uncle they never see who sends presents. Gotta up my game clearly.

    orthanc
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Currently the child believes me to be a cannibal, apparently. Her mother told her that I'd injured my hand, and she asked if it was because I had been eating myself.

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    My sister had a bit of a heart to heart with me at the end of our Christmas visit that was intended to shake me out of kind of a shitty rut I've been in

    At one point she said something like "what are you going to tell your kids when one day they ask for the story about [x]" and started to tell her I probably wasn't going to have any kids but decided the conversation had gone on long enough and that would only start it up again

    Anyway guys who's ready to get tanked this weekend

    She was talking about goats, you dope

    Once again you have me confused with @Gustav

    And you never want to be confused with Gustav

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    OrthancOrthanc Death Lite, Only 1 Calorie Off the end of the internet, just turn left.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    My sister had a bit of a heart to heart with me at the end of our Christmas visit that was intended to shake me out of kind of a shitty rut I've been in

    At one point she said something like "what are you going to tell your kids when one day they ask for the story about [x]" and started to tell her I probably wasn't going to have any kids but decided the conversation had gone on long enough and that would only start it up again

    Anyway guys who's ready to get tanked this weekend

    She was talking about goats, you dope

    Once again you have me confused with @Gustav

    And you never want to be confused with Gustav

    9 out of 10 dentists prefer being confused with Gustav than the next leading brand!

    orthanc
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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Hi love thread.

    I love a warm shower on a cold day.

    Oh also I have been messing around with free software synths in Reaper and that's fun.

    I kind of want to get a cheap midi keyboard and a license for reaper to really dive in to trying to make music this way.

    Oh also I closed my OKcupid account since that shit was getting annoying to use, what is the new hotness to look for dates that isn't a tinder clone? I don't do first impressions through pictures that well.

    I’m kind of into Hinge right now. You get to say something before you even match. I definitely get more matches than other apps although I’ve yet to turn it into an actual date

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I've agreed with my sister to be Mysterious Widow Aunt to the incoming baby, I will always wear black lace and have mascara tears, and it will be hinted that I maybe killed my late husband, but we don't talk about him. I'll give the kid with strange gifts like shillings and pearls.

    Then one day I'll just stop and be normal and we'll see how it reacts.

    Good luck. I'm currently a spooky uncle (or maybe a spooky godfather, nobody is quite sure), but I don't really have plans to ever stop being spooky so I'm gonna miss out on that second bit.

    Oh my god you should visit one day and be my spooky dead husband.

    I heard we need Quetzi to be murdered in here?

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I've agreed with my sister to be Mysterious Widow Aunt to the incoming baby, I will always wear black lace and have mascara tears, and it will be hinted that I maybe killed my late husband, but we don't talk about him. I'll give the kid with strange gifts like shillings and pearls.

    Then one day I'll just stop and be normal and we'll see how it reacts.

    Good luck. I'm currently a spooky uncle (or maybe a spooky godfather, nobody is quite sure), but I don't really have plans to ever stop being spooky so I'm gonna miss out on that second bit.

    Oh my god you should visit one day and be my spooky dead husband.

    I heard we need Quetzi to be murdered in here?

    He might make a scene. We're going to need to rehearse the murder with him first so he doesn't overdo it.

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I've agreed with my sister to be Mysterious Widow Aunt to the incoming baby, I will always wear black lace and have mascara tears, and it will be hinted that I maybe killed my late husband, but we don't talk about him. I'll give the kid with strange gifts like shillings and pearls.

    Then one day I'll just stop and be normal and we'll see how it reacts.

    Good luck. I'm currently a spooky uncle (or maybe a spooky godfather, nobody is quite sure), but I don't really have plans to ever stop being spooky so I'm gonna miss out on that second bit.

    Oh my god you should visit one day and be my spooky dead husband.

    I heard we need Quetzi to be murdered in here?

    He might make a scene. We're going to need to rehearse the murder with him first so he doesn't overdo it.

    A scene? Are you sure he wouldn't create a god damned something something...

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    The Love thread is saved.

    I will have my revenge.

    Pabst Blue Revenge

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    i'm basically the uncle you only hear about in stories and/or the murf, depending on where i'm at back home

    I'm sorry

    The "murf"?

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    The Love thread is saved.

    I will have my revenge.

    Pabst Blue Revenge

    33 versions of vengeance blended together into one refreshing BUT DEADLY brew.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Amazon echo said that Canada has a special 99-can case of PBR

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    Amazon echo said that Canada has a special 99-can case of PBR

    And I'll never buy it

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Social media. Or showing me exactly what I don't want to see at the exact worst moment to see it.

    And somehow not talking about the friend request from @Zonugal

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    Goose! wrote: »
    Amazon echo said that Canada has a special 99-can case of PBR

    And I'll never buy it

    buy it and ship it to me!

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I've agreed with my sister to be Mysterious Widow Aunt to the incoming baby, I will always wear black lace and have mascara tears, and it will be hinted that I maybe killed my late husband, but we don't talk about him. I'll give the kid with strange gifts like shillings and pearls.

    Then one day I'll just stop and be normal and we'll see how it reacts.

    Good luck. I'm currently a spooky uncle (or maybe a spooky godfather, nobody is quite sure), but I don't really have plans to ever stop being spooky so I'm gonna miss out on that second bit.

    Oh my god you should visit one day and be my spooky dead husband.

    I heard we need Quetzi to be murdered in here?

    fine

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    If i had a nice time at a Christmas party with a lady, and she gave me her number before she left, and I don't call her, am I a jerk?

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    nooooo?

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Nah not really

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Why wouldn't you call her if you had a nice time?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Why wouldn't you call her if you had a nice time?

    Cause?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    She's a regular smoker and that's very much fine but I don't want to make out with someone who smokes and cigarette smoke triggers asthma attacks

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    You can have a good time with someone and not feel like taking it any further than that.

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    Goose! wrote: »
    Amazon echo said that Canada has a special 99-can case of PBR

    And I'll never buy it

    buy it and ship it to me!

    Tito that is going to cost a lot of stamps

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Since every state (and sometimes every county in a state) has its own laws about liquor sales and shipment, sending booze through a courier service in/to the US is fraught with restrictions and challenges.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Since every state (and sometimes every county in a state) has its own laws about liquor sales and shipment, sending booze through a courier service in/to the US is fraught with restrictions and challenges.

    Look, I've seen Smokey and the Bandit a lot, there are ways to deal with this

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I've agreed with my sister to be Mysterious Widow Aunt to the incoming baby, I will always wear black lace and have mascara tears, and it will be hinted that I maybe killed my late husband, but we don't talk about him. I'll give the kid with strange gifts like shillings and pearls.

    Then one day I'll just stop and be normal and we'll see how it reacts.

    Good luck. I'm currently a spooky uncle (or maybe a spooky godfather, nobody is quite sure), but I don't really have plans to ever stop being spooky so I'm gonna miss out on that second bit.

    Oh my god you should visit one day and be my spooky dead husband.

    I heard we need Quetzi to be murdered in here?

    He might make a scene. We're going to need to rehearse the murder with him first so he doesn't overdo it.

    A scene? Are you sure he wouldn't create a god damned something something...

    A... weeaboo?

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Since every state (and sometimes every county in a state) has its own laws about liquor sales and shipment, sending booze through a courier service in/to the US is fraught with restrictions and challenges.

    but it's PBR, so you should be fine.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
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    DaimarDaimar A Million Feet Tall of Awesome Registered User regular
    Since every state (and sometimes every county in a state) has its own laws about liquor sales and shipment, sending booze through a courier service in/to the US is fraught with restrictions and challenges.

    To make it simple, just get the cardboard box that the beers were held in, any dumpster behind a liquor store will probably have a dozen or so and just ship that to the states, once it's there it'll cost what, $15 to fill it with PBR.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Social media. Or showing me exactly what I don't want to see at the exact worst moment to see it.

    And somehow not talking about the friend request from @Zonugal

    You really ought to blame @Rorshach Kringle for this.

    I saw a post that he tagged you in and NOW YOU & I ARE FRIENDS.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    i'm basically the uncle you only hear about in stories and/or the murf, depending on where i'm at back home

    I'm sorry

    The "murf"?

    https://youtu.be/x8dB8zV8eHk

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    She's a regular smoker and that's very much fine but I don't want to make out with someone who smokes and cigarette smoke triggers asthma attacks

    Fair enough for sure!

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Daimar wrote: »
    Since every state (and sometimes every county in a state) has its own laws about liquor sales and shipment, sending booze through a courier service in/to the US is fraught with restrictions and challenges.

    To make it simple, just get the cardboard box that the beers were held in, any dumpster behind a liquor store will probably have a dozen or so and just ship that to the states, once it's there it'll cost what, $15 to fill it with PBR.

    See, what I'd do is just hollow out a couple of bowling balls, fill them with the beer and then ship those. Ain't no restrictions on interstate bowling ball shipments

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    HyperBalladHyperBallad A ball of vivid colour and barely contained emotions Sydney. Lost in time and space.Registered User regular
    Daimar wrote: »
    Since every state (and sometimes every county in a state) has its own laws about liquor sales and shipment, sending booze through a courier service in/to the US is fraught with restrictions and challenges.

    To make it simple, just get the cardboard box that the beers were held in, any dumpster behind a liquor store will probably have a dozen or so and just ship that to the states, once it's there it'll cost what, $15 to fill it with PBR.

    See, what I'd do is just hollow out a couple of bowling balls, fill them with the beer and then ship those. Ain't no restrictions on interstate bowling ball shipments

    But why bother? Nestle already has the monopoly on shipping water.

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I've agreed with my sister to be Mysterious Widow Aunt to the incoming baby, I will always wear black lace and have mascara tears, and it will be hinted that I maybe killed my late husband, but we don't talk about him. I'll give the kid with strange gifts like shillings and pearls.

    Then one day I'll just stop and be normal and we'll see how it reacts.

    Good luck. I'm currently a spooky uncle (or maybe a spooky godfather, nobody is quite sure), but I don't really have plans to ever stop being spooky so I'm gonna miss out on that second bit.

    Oh my god you should visit one day and be my spooky dead husband.

    I heard we need Quetzi to be murdered in here?

    He might make a scene. We're going to need to rehearse the murder with him first so he doesn't overdo it.

    A scene? Are you sure he wouldn't create a god damned something something...

    A... weeaboo?

    you rang?

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    Goose! wrote: »
    Amazon echo said that Canada has a special 99-can case of PBR

    And I'll never buy it

    buy it and ship it to me!

    Tito that is going to cost a lot of stamps

    just throw em over

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    Social media. Or showing me exactly what I don't want to see at the exact worst moment to see it.

    And somehow not talking about the friend request from @Zonugal

    You really ought to blame @Rorshach Kringle for this.

    I saw a post that he tagged you in and NOW YOU & I ARE FRIENDS.

    deleting facebook

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