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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    The Twilight Zone episode Nick of Time is on cable now.
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    I never understood what the moral of the episode was. The machine predicts the future, the girlfriend pulls William Shatner away because he's letting prediction run his life .... what?

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    @Jacobkosh my mom and I watched The Spanish Prisoner and House of Games on the flight home earlier, and both were fantastic (despite what's-her-name's relatively atrocious acting in the latter movie). I need to watch more David Mamet stuff, he's such an interesting filmmaker. He's really great at creating a thematic atmosphere for his scenes, and the cinematography in general is really unique. And that's all aside from the screenplays themselves, with the layered reveals and whatnot. Thanks for the recommendations!

    visiblehowl oh, rad! I'm glad you enjoyed them.

    I love Mamet. There was a semester in college where I watched my tape of The Spanish Prisoner a couple or three times a week; for whatever reason, that movie in particular really speaks to me. His dialogue and rhythms are so unique; not "realistic," very mannered, but with a lot of attention paid to meter and cadence. Some people bounce right off it because it doesn't sound like the people they know in their real lives, but I find it hypnotic, and it takes me to a place where I completely believe it.

    I don't quite put him in my absolute top tier of filmmakers because I think he's a great writer and a good director of actors but I don't really remember his movies for the edting or cinematography (and having read his books I know that as a matter of principle he disdains visual flourishes anyway), but he's absolutely in the top rank of film storytellers, if that makes sense. He cares about dialogue and incident and character and always has something to say through those things.

    After those I think you should check out Spartan (his take on a Tom Clancy geopolitical thriller/action movie), Homicide (a very mysterious-feeling movie about a Jewish police detective facing a crisis in both his professional life and his faith) and Heist (Gene Hackman, Danny DeVito, and Delroy Lindo steal stuff - probably the most predictable of the three but has fantastic lines).

    Hmm, I don't know what you call "setting up a shot" or whatever, I just remember he had some really awesome tableaus in House of Games, especially in the early parts of the film where you're introduced to the first few seedy locales. Dunno if that counts as cinematography.

    I've seen Heist, but it was a long time ago, so I'll gladly watch it again.

    oh yeah I don't think his filmmaking is bad or merely functional or anything, I think he just likes it to be invisible

    he has good shot composition (at least sometimes) but I think anything that draws your conscious attention to the fact that this is an image is a no-no for him, so he doesn't do, like, lushly unreal color pallettes or showy camera moves or 10-minute single takes or whatever

    but he'll do something like in The Spanish Prisoner where Campbell Scott is framed by the steps and rails of a fire escape ladder in a way that resembles prison bars

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Idea for a porn site: using sex toys on sex toys. Like, get a large variety of dildos and artificial pussies, and vigorously use your hands to make them "fuck." I bet that's at a least a $1,500 a month market. I bet you could charge extra for premium videos where you add your own noises as you do it.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    castle I heard you got a new job and you are moving

    are you so excite y or y

    Y!!!!!

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    I've become painfully aware over the last month or so how much shitting-on-enjoyment happens on the internet. It'd be one thing if it was harmful enjoyment, like a bully getting their kicks.

    But across the net there's so much "I like this thing" and people jumping out to be contrarian and fucking hell why isn't happiness allowed? I get that everyone is fucking miserable about political shit but try to direct that shit where it's deserved, don't take it out on the people surrounding you.

    So yeah. That Tyson tweet pushes on all that for me and other things he's said have had the same effect. WHAT A COOL GUY I could give a shit for his other work because another part of him is invested in this crap-ass behavior.

    literally every game I mention to spool17 he's like "people say that game sucks"

    eventually I realized that there's just a mass of people out there trying to make money on twitch and youtube by shitting on games and reaping the rewards from people who like to hate thing.

    People need to think about what subgroup they're surrounding themselves with. the alt-right is the most virulent strain, but the same problem runs from them all the way through to us.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I am buying this mattress I guess.

    Some say it too firm. Some say... not firm enough!

    Castle no know.

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00QBZ2BX2/ref=ox_sc_act_title_3?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&psc=1

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    fighting the dark souls 2 gank squad with a fist weapon

    *thousand yard stare*

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Idea for a porn site: using sex toys on sex toys. Like, get a large variety of dildos and artificial pussies, and vigorously use your hands to make them "fuck." I bet that's at a least a $1,500 a month market. I bet you could charge extra for premium videos where you add your own noises as you do it.

    totally

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    No one has ever complained about What Happened to Edith Finch because it's the most beautiful creation.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Idea for a porn site: using sex toys on sex toys. Like, get a large variety of dildos and artificial pussies, and vigorously use your hands to make them "fuck." I bet that's at a least a $1,500 a month market. I bet you could charge extra for premium videos where you add your own noises as you do it.

    I saw a porno once where a guy and a girl were sexing

    then he took out a flashlight but just the squishy part and he put that in her ass and then fucked her with that in the butt

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Idea for a porn site: using sex toys on sex toys. Like, get a large variety of dildos and artificial pussies, and vigorously use your hands to make them "fuck." I bet that's at a least a $1,500 a month market. I bet you could charge extra for premium videos where you add your own noises as you do it.

    Sex with no actors sounds like deity-trickery, like that Mormon bubble porn.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Idea for a porn site: using sex toys on sex toys. Like, get a large variety of dildos and artificial pussies, and vigorously use your hands to make them "fuck." I bet that's at a least a $1,500 a month market. I bet you could charge extra for premium videos where you add your own noises as you do it.

    I saw a porno once where a guy and a girl were sexing

    then he took out a flashlight but just the squishy part and he put that in her ass and then fucked her with that in the butt

    i have several questions

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    No one has ever complained about What Happened to Edith Finch because it's the most beautiful creation.

    I played it at PAX South, got the extremely exclusive pin, and never touched it again because jesus h motherfucking christ this is a game about
    misery and death of children
    and I noped out so fucking hard I can't even describe it.

    Edith Finch: not even once.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Idea for a porn site: using sex toys on sex toys. Like, get a large variety of dildos and artificial pussies, and vigorously use your hands to make them "fuck." I bet that's at a least a $1,500 a month market. I bet you could charge extra for premium videos where you add your own noises as you do it.

    totally

    someone call Winky

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    castle did you move back to the culinary capital of the us

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    I am buying this mattress I guess.

    Some say it too firm. Some say... not firm enough!

    Castle no know.

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00QBZ2BX2/ref=ox_sc_act_title_3?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&psc=1

    i’ve heard good things

    i went with a leesa and have been thoroughly pleased

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    I heard the best BBQ is at a little known local gem called apple bees

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Idea for a porn site: using sex toys on sex toys. Like, get a large variety of dildos and artificial pussies, and vigorously use your hands to make them "fuck." I bet that's at a least a $1,500 a month market. I bet you could charge extra for premium videos where you add your own noises as you do it.

    I saw a porno once where a guy and a girl were sexing

    then he took out a flashlight but just the squishy part and he put that in her ass and then fucked her with that in the butt

    "He took out a flashlight"

    where the fuck was he keeping it beforehand?!

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    I heard the best BBQ is at a little known local gem called apple bees

    but how are their cocktails

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    I think Skippy ment Fleshlight first of all

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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    @Chanus

    it was the moment where
    in the last episode they're sitting together and the shot lingers for like, too long, in silence. Like, long enough that you have this moment of - oh, suddenly feeling like you're intruding on something real and deeply personal. Excellent imo

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Idea for a porn site: using sex toys on sex toys. Like, get a large variety of dildos and artificial pussies, and vigorously use your hands to make them "fuck." I bet that's at a least a $1,500 a month market. I bet you could charge extra for premium videos where you add your own noises as you do it.

    I saw a porno once where a guy and a girl were sexing

    then he took out a flashlight but just the squishy part and he put that in her ass and then fucked her with that in the butt

    i have several questions

    yes please ask I will do my best

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Idea for a porn site: using sex toys on sex toys. Like, get a large variety of dildos and artificial pussies, and vigorously use your hands to make them "fuck." I bet that's at a least a $1,500 a month market. I bet you could charge extra for premium videos where you add your own noises as you do it.

    I saw a porno once where a guy and a girl were sexing

    then he took out a flashlight but just the squishy part and he put that in her ass and then fucked her with that in the butt

    "He took out a flashlight"

    where the fuck was he keeping it beforehand?!

    his butt obv

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I get to work with my best friend doing the same job writing. We mesh so well creatively that I am just constantly emitting joy noises.

    We've worked together before, it's great.

    He has expressed serious misgivings because he knows one of us will gchat the other and cause them to burst out laughing in the quiet office. All the time.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    @Chanus

    it was the moment where
    in the last episode they're sitting together and the shot lingers for like, too long, in silence. Like, long enough that you have this moment of - oh, suddenly feeling like you're intruding on something real and deeply personal. Excellent imo

    yeah that was fantastic

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Anyone know how long Pyre is?

    @21stCentury

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    oh sorry, I meant fleshlight the male masturbator

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Extended foreplay scenes at the start of every video, where you're methodically lubing up the toys

    smCQ5WE.jpg
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    I've become painfully aware over the last month or so how much shitting-on-enjoyment happens on the internet. It'd be one thing if it was harmful enjoyment, like a bully getting their kicks.

    But across the net there's so much "I like this thing" and people jumping out to be contrarian and fucking hell why isn't happiness allowed? I get that everyone is fucking miserable about political shit but try to direct that shit where it's deserved, don't take it out on the people surrounding you.

    So yeah. That Tyson tweet pushes on all that for me and other things he's said have had the same effect. WHAT A COOL GUY I could give a shit for his other work because another part of him is invested in this crap-ass behavior.

    literally every game I mention to spool17 he's like "people say that game sucks"

    eventually I realized that there's just a mass of people out there trying to make money on twitch and youtube by shitting on games and reaping the rewards from people who like to hate thing.

    People need to think about what subgroup they're surrounding themselves with. the alt-right is the most virulent strain, but the same problem runs from them all the way through to us.

    this is why i like to stick with the dark souls community

    it's very not toxic and welcoming to all

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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Idea for a porn site: using sex toys on sex toys. Like, get a large variety of dildos and artificial pussies, and vigorously use your hands to make them "fuck." I bet that's at a least a $1,500 a month market. I bet you could charge extra for premium videos where you add your own noises as you do it.

    I saw a porno once where a guy and a girl were sexing

    then he took out a flashlight but just the squishy part and he put that in her ass and then fucked her with that in the butt

    oh I've never seen one of these but I have heard of this practice

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    oh sorry, I meant fleshlight the male masturbator

    this doesn't change my question!

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    No one has ever complained about What Happened to Edith Finch because it's the most beautiful creation.

    I’ll complain that it’s Windows-only

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I heard the best BBQ is at a little known local gem called apple bees

    "Yo Castle, how's it hangin'?" Mack the bartender says. He slides me a frosty Budweiser Lite Lime as I reply, "I'm going to fucking murder you, Mack." and stare him down.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    skooples, the best burrito place in the world is this chain called Pancheros in Iowa/Illinois. I will be close by them again. FINALLY.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    oh sorry, I meant fleshlight the male masturbator

    #notallmales

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    oh sorry, I meant fleshlight the male masturbator

    this doesn't change my question!

    idk it was so sneaky

    maybe some clever editing

    anyway suddenly it was there and then in the lady’s ass and then it was on

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Extended foreplay scenes at the start of every video, where you're methodically lubing up the toys

    I am 100% in on this idea and will contribute $500 a month to seeing this vision come true

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    at the party last night Roomate's boyfriend discussed his fleshlight extensively and in great detail, to everyone's genuine interest and curiosity, and then prompted an interesting discussion surrounding the social acceptability of fleshlights and fleshlights as like, sex toys that one can use with a partner, etc.

    it was cool!

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    oh sorry, I meant fleshlight the male masturbator

    this doesn't change my question!

    maybe they were fucking in the bedroom it could be anywhere, under a pillow in a nearby drawer

    fuck it could be stuck between the matress and the boxspring for all we know,

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    skooples, the best burrito place in the world is this chain called Pancheros in Iowa/Illinois. I will be close by them again. FINALLY.

    a) I don’t believe any of this b) but I’m glad you lined up a good thing

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