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[Bad News Gone Right]: 2019 - We Are All Filthy Animals, Apparently

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  • chromdomchromdom Working on having a better attitude Oh yeah, I movedRegistered User regular
    I Zimbra wrote: »
    jothki wrote: »
    The fact that the bear guy ended up using a stick at the end was so disappointing. He was so close, a few curb stomps and he'd have been there. The bear had already passed out so there wasn't even an immediate need to rush, he just ruined the run for no real reason.

    I feel like I would have just bolted. The bear wasn't gonna wake up anytime soon

    Nah, if I fight a bear, one* of us is dying at the end.



    *It's me. I'm the one dying.

    If any of you don't hit Agree on that, you're a lyin' motherfucker

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  • AridholAridhol Registered User regular
    I Zimbra wrote: »
    jothki wrote: »
    The fact that the bear guy ended up using a stick at the end was so disappointing. He was so close, a few curb stomps and he'd have been there. The bear had already passed out so there wasn't even an immediate need to rush, he just ruined the run for no real reason.

    I feel like I would have just bolted. The bear wasn't gonna wake up anytime soon

    Nah, if I fight a bear, one* of us is dying at the end.



    *It's me. I'm the one dying.

    If I just got done getting mauled I'm in no shape to outrun and angry bear when it wakes up. You best believe I'm going to show the bear why we became the apex predator (hint: it's tools).

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    I'll be mauled by a bear probably trying to hug it. And I'll die. But best believe imma get that hug in!

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    The nice thing about bears is that for the most part, the ones that you'll run into in places are big ol' fluffy cowards anyways.

    Like, black bears don't want to start shit, they just want to go on their day eating fish and being pudgy bois.

    The problem is that they're too dumb and blind and deaf, so you really gotta let them know that you're there or they'll go "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IN MY FACE WHAT" and slap you. And they're very good at slapping.

    Now, if you're out for a hike in the wilderness and a brown bear is there, well... don't do that. Do the opposite of that.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Slap the bear. Got it.

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    There are many amenities that get advertised in a real estate listing.

    "Sex dungeon" is not usually one of them.

    (Possibly NSFW, house porn including pictures of tastefully staged sex dungeon.)

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited February 8
    Ive watched Golden Kamuy. It is very explicit that bears are fine unless you wake them up early or they have eaten people and become dark gods.

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Today in "The Lede Says It All", "Attempted burglar with history of horse molestation arrested with taser, large sex toy".

    I'm glad that he was caught, given he was trying to break into an occupied house.

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  • FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    There are many amenities that get advertised in a real estate listing.

    "Sex dungeon" is not usually one of them.

    (Possibly NSFW, house porn including pictures of tastefully staged sex dungeon.)

    I think they removed all sex dungeon references. Because I was interested in what qualifies as a "Tastefully staged" sex dungeon.

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited February 8
    There are many amenities that get advertised in a real estate listing.

    "Sex dungeon" is not usually one of them.

    (Possibly NSFW, house porn including pictures of tastefully staged sex dungeon.)

    I think they removed all sex dungeon references. Because I was interested in what qualifies as a "Tastefully staged" sex dungeon.

    They did. Spoilsports.

    Edit: And they pulled the AirBnB listing, too.

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  • VeeveeVeevee WisconsinRegistered User regular
    There are many amenities that get advertised in a real estate listing.

    "Sex dungeon" is not usually one of them.

    (Possibly NSFW, house porn including pictures of tastefully staged sex dungeon.)

    I think they removed all sex dungeon references. Because I was interested in what qualifies as a "Tastefully staged" sex dungeon.

    They did. Spoilsports.

    Edit: And they pulled the AirBnB listing, too.

    I'm going to guess a friend or family member went up to the owner and said "So... I hear you have a sex dungeon?"

    Bonus points if that was a parent

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    There are many amenities that get advertised in a real estate listing.

    "Sex dungeon" is not usually one of them.

    (Possibly NSFW, house porn including pictures of tastefully staged sex dungeon.)

    I think they removed all sex dungeon references. Because I was interested in what qualifies as a "Tastefully staged" sex dungeon.

    it was captured on twitter, but I don't twitter

    there's a link in the house thread in SE++ though!

  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    There are many amenities that get advertised in a real estate listing.

    "Sex dungeon" is not usually one of them.

    (Possibly NSFW, house porn including pictures of tastefully staged sex dungeon.)

    I think they removed all sex dungeon references. Because I was interested in what qualifies as a "Tastefully staged" sex dungeon.

    it was captured on twitter, but I don't twitter

    there's a link in the house thread in SE++ though!

    Link to the tweet, because, well...NSFW tastefully staged sex dungeon.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that a sex dungeon should be underground to be a true dungeon

    That's more of a sex parlour

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that a sex dungeon should be underground to be a true dungeon

    That's more of a sex parlour

    It's in the basement of the house.

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    And can I just say that "determining the correct terminology for the room with all the BDSM furniture" is as pure a distillation of the D&D ethos as we get?

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  • FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    Personally I'm not much for a sterile white&dark brown wood combo.

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    And can I just say that "determining the correct terminology for the room with all the BDSM furniture" is as pure a distillation of the D&D ethos as we get?

    Chat had a nice back and forth a couple of years ago with random photos of a house Thomamelas found on Imgur one night.

    Here was one of the bedrooms:

    zS1hcEE.jpg

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  • TNTrooperTNTrooper Registered User regular
    Personally I'm not much for a sterile white&dark brown wood combo.

    The room really needs to be way darker and walled with bricks for immersion. Nice selection of equipment though 6/10.

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  • FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    And can I just say that "determining the correct terminology for the room with all the BDSM furniture" is as pure a distillation of the D&D ethos as we get?

    Chat had a nice back and forth a couple of years ago with random photos of a house Thomamelas found on Imgur one night.

    Here was one of the bedrooms:

    zS1hcEE.jpg

    I don't think you could use that as a sex dungeon unless the play involves dressing up in 18th century clothing.
    "Lift your skirt for some spanking"
    "But what if the queen notices"
    "Then you'd better put on a good show"
    *harpsichord music intensifies*

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  • Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    Why is there a kid with an umbrella.

    a.k.a. Antaeus or Nubmonger

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    edited February 8
    Why is there a kid with an umbrella.

    There was a number of jacked up accent pieces sprinkled throughout.

    I remember a full wall mirror in one of the bathrooms with an ornate gold and brass motif vanity (sadly the toilet was plain white), some Chinese end-tables in one of the dining rooms, a 70's ceramic cheetah and shag carpet in one of the downstairs rooms and some weirdass Thai/cambodian statues in the kitchen.

    Behold, the Cheetah (ever so slightly, NSFW):
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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    That is incredibly tacky

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    That is incredibly tacky

    Those are pretty much the 2 most tasteful rooms in the house...the rest is madness.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited February 8
    oh hey boob art, always a pleasure to see that (I mean that sarcastically, it's tacky as fuck in this instance)

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  • OneAngryPossumOneAngryPossum Registered User regular
    edited February 8
    Xaquin wrote: »
    There are many amenities that get advertised in a real estate listing.

    "Sex dungeon" is not usually one of them.

    (Possibly NSFW, house porn including pictures of tastefully staged sex dungeon.)

    I think they removed all sex dungeon references. Because I was interested in what qualifies as a "Tastefully staged" sex dungeon.

    it was captured on twitter, but I don't twitter

    there's a link in the house thread in SE++ though!

    Link to the tweet, because, well...NSFW tastefully staged sex dungeon.

    The last picture features a pentagram shaped rack with straps (following a picture of a more traditional crucifix), and directy beneath it is a poseable figure drawing doll.

    I love either the realtor or the owners for that conscious juxtaposition.

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  • ChiselphaneChiselphane Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    There are many amenities that get advertised in a real estate listing.

    "Sex dungeon" is not usually one of them.

    (Possibly NSFW, house porn including pictures of tastefully staged sex dungeon.)

    I think they removed all sex dungeon references. Because I was interested in what qualifies as a "Tastefully staged" sex dungeon.

    it was captured on twitter, but I don't twitter

    there's a link in the house thread in SE++ though!

    Link to the tweet, because, well...NSFW tastefully staged sex dungeon.

    The last picture features a pentagram shaped rack with straps (following a picture of a more traditional crucifix), and directy beneath it is a poseable figure drawing doll.

    I love either the realtor or the owners for that conscious juxtaposition.

    It’s like those paint swatches you get at the hardware store. “How well can you match this?”


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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that a sex dungeon should be underground to be a true dungeon

    That's more of a sex parlour

    It's in the basement of the house.

    Huh, must have misinterpreted the layout

    Withdrawn, although I agree with TNTrooper about the aesthetic

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that a sex dungeon should be underground to be a true dungeon

    That's more of a sex parlour

    It's in the basement of the house.

    Huh, must have misinterpreted the layout

    Withdrawn, although I agree with TNTrooper about the aesthetic

    Regardless of where it's located in the house, a sex dungeon should look like a dungeon.
    I mean, it's right there in the name, right?
    Dimly lit should be a minimum requirement, exposed brick on the walls wouldn't hurt.

    If it's not going to look at least a little dungeon-esque, then why call it a sex dungeon? There's got to be some other, more applicable name.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    Bad news: freezing rain leads to power outtages and travel problems in Michigan.
    Gone right: freezing rain also leads to so-called ghost apples

    https://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-news/ghost-apples-spotted-hanging-from-icy-trees-in-michigan-orchard/70007383?fbclid=IwAR2Z_yuvlVyGeyVGLYeWZHKYUnHne7oduKQSjcgwSQSqNWdEckv2ADcXYyc

    I didn't know this was a thing that could happen!

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that a sex dungeon should be underground to be a true dungeon

    That's more of a sex parlour

    It's in the basement of the house.

    Huh, must have misinterpreted the layout

    Withdrawn, although I agree with TNTrooper about the aesthetic

    Regardless of where it's located in the house, a sex dungeon should look like a dungeon.
    I mean, it's right there in the name, right?
    Dimly lit should be a minimum requirement, exposed brick on the walls wouldn't hurt.

    If it's not going to look at least a little dungeon-esque, then why call it a sex dungeon? There's got to be some other, more applicable name.

    Cellarotica

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    There are many amenities that get advertised in a real estate listing.

    "Sex dungeon" is not usually one of them.

    (Possibly NSFW, house porn including pictures of tastefully staged sex dungeon.)

    I think they removed all sex dungeon references. Because I was interested in what qualifies as a "Tastefully staged" sex dungeon.

    it was captured on twitter, but I don't twitter

    there's a link in the house thread in SE++ though!

    Link to the tweet, because, well...NSFW tastefully staged sex dungeon.

    In follow-up, we now have an interview with the listing agent, who has suddenly been the center of media attention:
    When I first called Melissa Leonard, she asked, “Can you call me back? I have Action News here with their cameras and everything.” Leonard is the Philadelphia-area Coldwell Banker Realtor whose listing, “50 Shades of Maple Glen”—a lovely brick colonial with five bedrooms, an updated kitchen, and a “private adult sexual oasis” in the basement—has been viewed more than 500,000 times on Redfin since it went live less than 24 hours ago. Why did she, a real estate professional, decide to stage the house with BDSM gear and a sex swing? Does a viral listing sell more quickly? I talked to Leonard by phone from the eye of the storm, as she drove back to her office—though our call was interrupted by angry neighbors.

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Veevee wrote: »
    There are many amenities that get advertised in a real estate listing.

    "Sex dungeon" is not usually one of them.

    (Possibly NSFW, house porn including pictures of tastefully staged sex dungeon.)

    I think they removed all sex dungeon references. Because I was interested in what qualifies as a "Tastefully staged" sex dungeon.

    They did. Spoilsports.

    Edit: And they pulled the AirBnB listing, too.

    I'm going to guess a friend or family member went up to the owner and said "So... I hear you have a sex dungeon?"

    Bonus points if that was a parent

    Apparently the listing agent has been getting all sorts of harassment, and their MLS provider pulled the images.

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Veevee wrote: »
    There are many amenities that get advertised in a real estate listing.

    "Sex dungeon" is not usually one of them.

    (Possibly NSFW, house porn including pictures of tastefully staged sex dungeon.)

    I think they removed all sex dungeon references. Because I was interested in what qualifies as a "Tastefully staged" sex dungeon.

    They did. Spoilsports.

    Edit: And they pulled the AirBnB listing, too.

    I'm going to guess a friend or family member went up to the owner and said "So... I hear you have a sex dungeon?"

    Bonus points if that was a parent

    Apparently the listing agent has been getting all sorts of harassment, and their MLS provider pulled the images.

    I like the realtor's straight up, "ya they had a sex dungeon it wasn't your business and you didn't even know til now and you'll never truly know again so deal with it" attitude

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  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    Veevee wrote: »
    There are many amenities that get advertised in a real estate listing.

    "Sex dungeon" is not usually one of them.

    (Possibly NSFW, house porn including pictures of tastefully staged sex dungeon.)

    I think they removed all sex dungeon references. Because I was interested in what qualifies as a "Tastefully staged" sex dungeon.

    They did. Spoilsports.

    Edit: And they pulled the AirBnB listing, too.

    I'm going to guess a friend or family member went up to the owner and said "So... I hear you have a sex dungeon?"

    Bonus points if that was a parent

    Apparently the listing agent has been getting all sorts of harassment, and their MLS provider pulled the images.

    I like the realtor's straight up, "ya they had a sex dungeon it wasn't your business and you didn't even know til now and you'll never truly know again so deal with it" attitude

    How exactly are you supposed to advertise a house with a sex dungeon, anyway? Do you not mention it until you give the tours? How are people who are specifically hunting for houses with preexisting sex dungeons supposed to find them if they aren't advertised?

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    jothki wrote: »
    Veevee wrote: »
    There are many amenities that get advertised in a real estate listing.

    "Sex dungeon" is not usually one of them.

    (Possibly NSFW, house porn including pictures of tastefully staged sex dungeon.)

    I think they removed all sex dungeon references. Because I was interested in what qualifies as a "Tastefully staged" sex dungeon.

    They did. Spoilsports.

    Edit: And they pulled the AirBnB listing, too.

    I'm going to guess a friend or family member went up to the owner and said "So... I hear you have a sex dungeon?"

    Bonus points if that was a parent

    Apparently the listing agent has been getting all sorts of harassment, and their MLS provider pulled the images.

    I like the realtor's straight up, "ya they had a sex dungeon it wasn't your business and you didn't even know til now and you'll never truly know again so deal with it" attitude

    How exactly are you supposed to advertise a house with a sex dungeon, anyway? Do you not mention it until you give the tours? How are people who are specifically hunting for houses with preexisting sex dungeons supposed to find them if they aren't advertised?

    And would you really want a pre built sex dungeon? I mean, I don't have a sex dungeon, and have never really felt the need to go shopping for one, so I don't know from personal experience. I'm just saying it seems like a rather personal thing that one would want input in designing. Like a dream kitchen, you don't want someone elses dream kitchen, you want your dream kitchen. Same thing with sex dungeons.

    I mean, just the phrase "Second hand sex dungeon"... it sounds problematic somehow.

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    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    That listing agent seems rad, and I love how salty the neighbors are.

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  • SealSeal Registered User regular
    jothki wrote: »
    Veevee wrote: »
    There are many amenities that get advertised in a real estate listing.

    "Sex dungeon" is not usually one of them.

    (Possibly NSFW, house porn including pictures of tastefully staged sex dungeon.)

    I think they removed all sex dungeon references. Because I was interested in what qualifies as a "Tastefully staged" sex dungeon.

    They did. Spoilsports.

    Edit: And they pulled the AirBnB listing, too.

    I'm going to guess a friend or family member went up to the owner and said "So... I hear you have a sex dungeon?"

    Bonus points if that was a parent

    Apparently the listing agent has been getting all sorts of harassment, and their MLS provider pulled the images.

    I like the realtor's straight up, "ya they had a sex dungeon it wasn't your business and you didn't even know til now and you'll never truly know again so deal with it" attitude

    How exactly are you supposed to advertise a house with a sex dungeon, anyway? Do you not mention it until you give the tours? How are people who are specifically hunting for houses with preexisting sex dungeons supposed to find them if they aren't advertised?

    "well furnished"

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  • MvrckMvrck Registered User regular
    I dunno guys. I don't think I could ever own a house with an island vanity.

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  • jammujammu Sorry honey, I'm working late again. Registered User regular
    edited February 9
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    see317 wrote: »
    jothki wrote: »
    Veevee wrote: »
    There are many amenities that get advertised in a real estate listing.l

    "Sex dungeon" is not usually one of them.

    (Possibly NSFW, house porn including pictures of tastefully staged sex dungeon.)

    I think they removed all sex dungeon references. Because I was interested in what qualifies as a "Tastefully staged" sex dungeon.

    They did. Spoilsports.

    Edit: And they pulled the AirBnB listing, too.

    I'm going to guess a friend or family member went up to the owner and said "So... I hear you have a sex dungeon?"

    Bonus points if that was a parent

    Apparently the listing agent has been getting all sorts of harassment, and their MLS provider pulled the images.

    I like the realtor's straight up, "ya they had a sex dungeon it wasn't your business and you didn't even know til now and you'll never truly know again so deal with it" attitude

    How exactly are you supposed to advertise a house with a sex dungeon, anyway? Do you not mention it until you give the tours? How are people who are specifically hunting for houses with preexisting sex dungeons supposed to find them if they aren't advertised?

    And would you really want a pre built sex dungeon? I mean, I don't have a sex dungeon, and have never really felt the need to go shopping for one, so I don't know from personal experience. I'm just saying it seems like a rather personal thing that one would want input in designing. Like a dream kitchen, you don't want someone elses dream kitchen, you want your dream kitchen. Same thing with sex dungeons.

    I mean, just the phrase "Second hand sex dungeon"... it sounds problematic somehow.

    Not everyone likes to spend 100% more money and time to get 5% better kitchen or sex dungeon.

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