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  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    Left Shark finally being executed for his crimes

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
    Hahnsoo1MrMisterHarry DresdenRedTideemnmnme
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Dan, I bought Shadow Tactics and I'm very bad at it. I am a samurai.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
    knitdan
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I laugh every time when you react to "the real dark souls starts here"

    It was starting to get dumb, I think, but "The real Ariandel starts here" was fucking brilliant, as was "The real dark souls starts here" after I died on Phase 3.

    your joy at beating phase 2 while I quietly sipped my drink and watched the screen, breath bated

    BOOM DARK BLAST leaving you with a sliver of health

    *shudders orgasmicly*

    you got very good at dodging her invisible attack too which was fun.

    If you're wearing headphones you can hear approximately where and when she's going to reappear. Then it's mostly a matter of dodging in a bunch of different directions so that whatever angle she acquires you on, you end up dodging out of that angle when she appears.

    I'm looking forward to trying to take her on on Tuesday. We'll see just how annoying Phase 3 is when I know it's coming.

    vxsHp3F.gif
    I am apparently an MTGA draft god on Twitch
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    VH, we should bring back my old fitness program MODERN WORKOUTS

    when I played Modern Warfare

    you gotta do a pushup every time you die and a sit up for every kill

    basically I want an excuse to get sweaty on stream

    I've watched you stream, your socks are gratuitous enough

    My sartorial sock choices are like Fifty Shades of Grey for nerd women. Let the record show.

    So are you going to introduce a donation tier for toe socks

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I laugh every time when you react to "the real dark souls starts here"

    It was starting to get dumb, I think, but "The real Ariandel starts here" was fucking brilliant, as was "The real dark souls starts here" after I died on Phase 3.

    your joy at beating phase 2 while I quietly sipped my drink and watched the screen, breath bated

    BOOM DARK BLAST leaving you with a sliver of health

    *shudders orgasmicly*

    you got very good at dodging her invisible attack too which was fun.

    If you're wearing headphones you can hear approximately where and when she's going to reappear. Then it's mostly a matter of dodging in a bunch of different directions so that whatever angle she acquires you on, you end up dodging out of that angle when she appears.

    I'm looking forward to trying to take her on on Tuesday. We'll see just how annoying Phase 3 is when I know it's coming.

    I gave you the advice that worked! You listen and dodge toward where you hear her. You were doing it purrfectly, my little brave boy.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • SniperGuySniperGuy Also known as Dohaeris Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I get mildly excited when castle and vhowl batsignal me for streams

    Very excited when it's someone else because it's a mystery what they want

    Then crushed when I realized they just quoted the stream post

    aw that's good. TONIGHT IS MONDAY MYSTERIES.

    I see @visiblehowl is stealing as much sniperguy real estate as he can which is fair. fair. fair. @knitdan

    I'm back and I'm ready to THROW DOWN.

    ON WEDNESDAY.

    Twitch Streaming T/W/TH and more
    Dohaeris210 on PSN / SniperGuy710 on Xbone Live
    Me on Steam
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Remember kids..

    Fake it till you make it!

    Blameless ClericAegisSealFeraljungleroomxMrMisterDuke 2.0Hahnsoo1cB557Kid Presentable
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    I was going through streamlabs, which is what I decided to use for follow/subscribe/donation notifications, and it has an option to put a Donation Goal progress bar up on the stream. Now I'm wondering if I should put a donation goal up for a PS4 and a copy of Bloodborne to stream. :P

    vxsHp3F.gif
    I am apparently an MTGA draft god on Twitch
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Remember kids..

    Fake it till you make it!


    inspiring

    vxsHp3F.gif
    I am apparently an MTGA draft god on Twitch
    Hahnsoo1cB557
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
    Blameless ClericAegisHakkekageknitdanemnmnmeMrMistercB557
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    My second favorite thing about vhowl streams is castle's gradually increasing anxiety over vhowl not grabbing every single item

    Fuck Firearm Fetishism
    86 45
    DoodmannvisiblehowlOnTheLastCastleEvil Multifarious
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    I get mildly excited when castle and vhowl batsignal me for streams

    Very excited when it's someone else because it's a mystery what they want

    Then crushed when I realized they just quoted the stream post

    aw that's good. TONIGHT IS MONDAY MYSTERIES.

    I see @visiblehowl is stealing as much sniperguy real estate as he can which is fair. fair. fair. @knitdan

    I'm back and I'm ready to THROW DOWN.

    ON WEDNESDAY.

    you and me and castle with our conveniently offset schedules

    vxsHp3F.gif
    I am apparently an MTGA draft god on Twitch
    SniperGuyOnTheLastCastle
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular

    O_O

    CAN I GET ONE???

    (without the baby)

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
    RedTide
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    I get mildly excited when castle and vhowl batsignal me for streams

    Very excited when it's someone else because it's a mystery what they want

    Then crushed when I realized they just quoted the stream post

    aw that's good. TONIGHT IS MONDAY MYSTERIES.

    I see visiblehowl is stealing as much sniperguy real estate as he can which is fair. fair. fair. knitdan

    I'm back and I'm ready to THROW DOWN.

    ON WEDNESDAY.

    hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, no the slots are ours! I stream Tuesday/Wednesday Mystery followup!

    Welcome back though. What will you be streaming?

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular

    I read the first comment:

    "Where is his pot of gold?"

    I lost all faith in humanity.

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Cryptic crosswords are the fucking devil, I have decided

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    there must always be a chat stream to hold back the darkness

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
    OnTheLastCastle
  • SniperGuySniperGuy Also known as Dohaeris Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    I get mildly excited when castle and vhowl batsignal me for streams

    Very excited when it's someone else because it's a mystery what they want

    Then crushed when I realized they just quoted the stream post

    aw that's good. TONIGHT IS MONDAY MYSTERIES.

    I see @visiblehowl is stealing as much sniperguy real estate as he can which is fair. fair. fair. @knitdan

    I'm back and I'm ready to THROW DOWN.

    ON WEDNESDAY.

    you and me and castle with our conveniently offset schedules

    Clearly we need our own prime time network.

    Twitch Streaming T/W/TH and more
    Dohaeris210 on PSN / SniperGuy710 on Xbone Live
    Me on Steam
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    My second favorite thing about vhowl streams is castle's gradually increasing anxiety over vhowl not grabbing every single item

    or how he doesn't look where shortcuts go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!! no i'm fine with it

    i'm fine with it

    self soothing self soothing self soothing

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »

    O_O

    CAN I GET ONE???

    (without the baby)

    Package deal, Hakkes.

    P10
  • SniperGuySniperGuy Also known as Dohaeris Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    I get mildly excited when castle and vhowl batsignal me for streams

    Very excited when it's someone else because it's a mystery what they want

    Then crushed when I realized they just quoted the stream post

    aw that's good. TONIGHT IS MONDAY MYSTERIES.

    I see visiblehowl is stealing as much sniperguy real estate as he can which is fair. fair. fair. knitdan

    I'm back and I'm ready to THROW DOWN.

    ON WEDNESDAY.

    hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, no the slots are ours! I stream Tuesday/Wednesday Mystery followup!

    Welcome back though. What will you be streaming?

    I'm still nailing down my days and times but waffles and I are gonna go through RE7 to start so that should be fun.

    Twitch Streaming T/W/TH and more
    Dohaeris210 on PSN / SniperGuy710 on Xbone Live
    Me on Steam
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Are we all hosting each other? I get a fair number of views from VH hosting. I have you both on there.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »

    O_O

    CAN I GET ONE???

    (without the baby)

    Package deal, Hakkes.

    this isn't right, this is fucking America

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
    Harry DresdenFeraljungleroomx
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Dan, I bought Shadow Tactics and I'm very bad at it. I am a samurai.

    That's my #1 wishlist game right now. Tell us if it turns out good.

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    I get mildly excited when castle and vhowl batsignal me for streams

    Very excited when it's someone else because it's a mystery what they want

    Then crushed when I realized they just quoted the stream post

    aw that's good. TONIGHT IS MONDAY MYSTERIES.

    I see visiblehowl is stealing as much sniperguy real estate as he can which is fair. fair. fair. knitdan

    I'm back and I'm ready to THROW DOWN.

    ON WEDNESDAY.

    hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, no the slots are ours! I stream Tuesday/Wednesday Mystery followup!

    Welcome back though. What will you be streaming?

    I'm still nailing down my days and times but waffles and I are gonna go through RE7 to start so that should be fun.

    Get the DLC as well. I just did Not a Hero and End of Zoe and had good numbers.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • SniperGuySniperGuy Also known as Dohaeris Registered User regular
    Are we all hosting each other? I get a fair number of views from VH hosting. I have you both on there.

    Should be set to auto host you guys for me.

    Twitch Streaming T/W/TH and more
    Dohaeris210 on PSN / SniperGuy710 on Xbone Live
    Me on Steam
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    My second favorite thing about vhowl streams is castle's gradually increasing anxiety over vhowl not grabbing every single item

    or how he doesn't look where shortcuts go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!! no i'm fine with it

    i'm fine with it

    self soothing self soothing self soothing

    Meanwhile I'm sitting there going

    Bonfire...Bonfire...BONFIRE SWEET JESUS WHY DOESNT HE GO BACK TO THE BONFIRE HES GOT TWO LEVELS OF SOULS AND NO FLASKS AND 10% HP

    Fuck Firearm Fetishism
    86 45
    OnTheLastCastle
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Dan, I bought Shadow Tactics and I'm very bad at it. I am a samurai.

    That's my #1 wishlist game right now. Tell us if it turns out good.

    It is good, I played the demo. I'll stream it and tag you with a review. The controls took getting used to on Xbox but they're fine now.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    Cryptic crosswords are the fucking devil, I have decided

    They've been persona non grata since they cancelled Crossword of Heroes

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Aegis wrote: »
    Left Shark finally being executed for his crimes

    What crimes

    Say it to my face

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    I was going through streamlabs, which is what I decided to use for follow/subscribe/donation notifications, and it has an option to put a Donation Goal progress bar up on the stream. Now I'm wondering if I should put a donation goal up for Nioh to stream. :P

    Yes yes you should

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    Dongs

    Feral
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    This thread is no longer active, and will be recycled.
    On average, this thread was zooming by at warp 1.9

    @bloodyroarxx will create the new thread
    @Hakkekage is backup

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