What you do is bring an instrument of your own, something as incompatible with a guitar as you can manage, and insist that you two jam together. Just wail away on whatever noisemaker you’ve brought and maybe it’ll make him realize that playing unwanted music is a bad idea.
There's a guy in the Davis T station who bangs about on a two octave electric glockenspiel every weekend. He doesn't know any actual music, it's basically a random, loud, piercing, incessant jangle.
I can't remember where I was going with this because even thinking about it makes me homicidal.
OTOH Park Street has a girl who plays violin covers of 90's pop hits in her jammies, so that's cool.
CEO doesn't want to pay out vacation when he shuts this place down
How goddamn miserly do you have to be
how dare you ask him to pay workers their accrued benefits
He'd have to sacrifice approximately 0.00000055% of his accumulated wealth!
Just so you know I did actually calculate this based on the financial knowledge I have, so it's somewhat accurate, and not a random percentage pulled from my ass
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RobonunIt's all fun and games until someone pisses off ChinaRegistered Userregular
CEO doesn't want to pay out vacation when he shuts this place down
How goddamn miserly do you have to be
how dare you ask him to pay workers their accrued benefits
He'd have to sacrifice approximately 0.00000055% of his accumulated wealth!
Just so you know I did actually calculate this based on the financial knowledge I have, so it's somewhat accurate, and not a random percentage pulled from my ass
I can't even imagine having that much wealth.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
CEO doesn't want to pay out vacation when he shuts this place down
How goddamn miserly do you have to be
how dare you ask him to pay workers their accrued benefits
He'd have to sacrifice approximately 0.00000055% of his accumulated wealth!
Just so you know I did actually calculate this based on the financial knowledge I have, so it's somewhat accurate, and not a random percentage pulled from my ass
I can't even imagine having that much wealth.
You'd accumulate so much interest you'd actually struggle to spend it all!
How do these people sleep at night?
Also I'm not sure what's worse; that society allows people to accumulate so much, or that I also regularly see poor people - people on self-declared minimum-wage salaries, or perhaps unemployed - defending the billionaires, saying they've worked hard for it and deserve it
CEO doesn't want to pay out vacation when he shuts this place down
How goddamn miserly do you have to be
how dare you ask him to pay workers their accrued benefits
He'd have to sacrifice approximately 0.00000055% of his accumulated wealth!
Just so you know I did actually calculate this based on the financial knowledge I have, so it's somewhat accurate, and not a random percentage pulled from my ass
I can't even imagine having that much wealth.
You'd accumulate so much interest you'd actually struggle to spend it all!
How do these people sleep at night?
Also I'm not sure what's worse; that society allows people to accumulate so much, or that I also regularly see poor people - people on self-declared minimum-wage salaries, or perhaps unemployed - defending the billionaires, saying they've worked hard for it and deserve it
I assume if I did have that much money I'm a business owner at that point.
I'd have a hard time not taking people out to lunch and dinner like fucking constantly. I'd be motherfucking santa and drop off ass tons of toys and school supplies for poor kids.
What the fuck else am I going to do with billions of dollars?
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
I recently moved to Des Moines and got a job at one of the best places to work here. The team I work on is really fun to work with, pay is great, there is just one problem: I get really bored at work. They overestimate how much time it will take to do something (they say days when it is hours), so I get work done really early and have nothing to do for days. Is it bad work etiquette to start pulling in work from the backlog, if everyone else is sandbagging? Maybe I should just work on my own projects.
Do enough to not be bored, or get a set of headphones and start watching strategy game LPs.
Or you can blow them all out of the water and get promoted out of there.
Donations to the maximum legal cap to organizations with worthy missions (things like medical studies or other science that isn't deemed "profitable", QUILTBAG groups, most anything to do with the poor or homeless)
Donations to politicians willing to campaign on societal issues like gun control, universal healthcare, codifying "agreements" into actual law, etc
Be a venture capitalist for start-ups focusing on renewable energy and other environmental causes
Start calling up the Department of Education and paying off random people's student loans in full, not sure how much of a dent I could make in the total but this is assuming ungodly amounts of money I possess
Donations to places of education with the stipulation it be used for academic purposes, not sports. Libraries, better classrooms, more afterschool clubs, etc.
It'd start to become a game to find out new ways to spend that money via methods that would help to improve the world as a whole.
Donations to the maximum legal cap to organizations with worthy missions (things like medical studies or other science that isn't deemed "profitable", QUILTBAG groups, most anything to do with the poor or homeless)
Donations to politicians willing to campaign on societal issues like gun control, universal healthcare, codifying "agreements" into actual law, etc
Be a venture capitalist for start-ups focusing on renewable energy and other environmental causes
Start calling up the Department of Education and paying off random people's student loans in full, not sure how much of a dent I could make in the total but this is assuming ungodly amounts of money I possess
Donations to places of education with the stipulation it be used for academic purposes, not sports. Libraries, better classrooms, more afterschool clubs, etc.
It'd start to become a game to find out new ways to spend that money via methods that would help to improve the world as a whole.
Yeah but why do that when you can hoard it
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KakodaimonosCode fondlerHelping the 1% get richerRegistered Userregular
Hah.
Asshole client tries to call up and say we had a meeting for 7am this morning.
Of course he sent the meeting request at 9:30 pm last night.
Our support manager told him to go piss up a rope.
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L Ron HowardThe duckMinnesotaRegistered Userregular
Oh look! It's Friday! And we have a meeting scheduled for 3-4! Sigh. At least the meeting will probably not go over.
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DaimarA Million Feet Tall of AwesomeRegistered Userregular
Is there a way to merge PDFs natively in Windows 10?
I'm looking online for the answer but can't tell if it doesn't exist or it's buried because there are a bunch of apps buying the top search engine spots.
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How goddamn miserly do you have to be
how dare you ask him to pay workers their accrued benefits
He'd have to sacrifice approximately 0.00000055% of his accumulated wealth!
Well when you put it THAT way...
Given how conversation's gone here today, I'm going to suggest that we just sabotage their office chairs.
According to Tchaikovsky, yes.
OTOH Park Street has a girl who plays violin covers of 90's pop hits in her jammies, so that's cool.
Just so you know I did actually calculate this based on the financial knowledge I have, so it's somewhat accurate, and not a random percentage pulled from my ass
That would send my cholesterol through the roof. Can't we just take their stuff instead?
I can't even imagine having that much wealth.
The 1812 Overture is amazing. I liked how it jived especially well with the finale of V For Vendetta.
I believe Pachelbel was known to tootle on one
You'd accumulate so much interest you'd actually struggle to spend it all!
How do these people sleep at night?
Also I'm not sure what's worse; that society allows people to accumulate so much, or that I also regularly see poor people - people on self-declared minimum-wage salaries, or perhaps unemployed - defending the billionaires, saying they've worked hard for it and deserve it
what is the point of having so much goddamn money
I assume if I did have that much money I'm a business owner at that point.
I'd have a hard time not taking people out to lunch and dinner like fucking constantly. I'd be motherfucking santa and drop off ass tons of toys and school supplies for poor kids.
What the fuck else am I going to do with billions of dollars?
Do enough to not be bored, or get a set of headphones and start watching strategy game LPs.
Or you can blow them all out of the water and get promoted out of there.
My coworker proceeds to greet me and starts talking with a mouthful of food. Her mouth is full for the entirety of our thirty second call
You called me. Whyyyyyyyyyy would you do that. It wasn't about the building being on fire or anything remotely urgent either!
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Donations to politicians willing to campaign on societal issues like gun control, universal healthcare, codifying "agreements" into actual law, etc
Be a venture capitalist for start-ups focusing on renewable energy and other environmental causes
Start calling up the Department of Education and paying off random people's student loans in full, not sure how much of a dent I could make in the total but this is assuming ungodly amounts of money I possess
Donations to places of education with the stipulation it be used for academic purposes, not sports. Libraries, better classrooms, more afterschool clubs, etc.
It'd start to become a game to find out new ways to spend that money via methods that would help to improve the world as a whole.
Yeah but why do that when you can hoard it
Asshole client tries to call up and say we had a meeting for 7am this morning.
Of course he sent the meeting request at 9:30 pm last night.
Our support manager told him to go piss up a rope.
Have beans for lunch and guarantee it's a quick one.
Please let no one puke and send me 20 miles north to cover their site.
http://www.fallout3nexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=16534
It's all online. I'll only stink myself out.
I'm looking online for the answer but can't tell if it doesn't exist or it's buried because there are a bunch of apps buying the top search engine spots.