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  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    many years ago i had a customer trying to play hardball with getting credit for a returned part she hadn't actually sent back yet

    and i calmly explained that i needed the part back before i could issue credit for several minutes

    but she wouldn't relent and kept getting shittier

    so finally i just said, "look, you fucking shithead, if you want your god damned credit you're going to have to send the fucking part back first" and hung up on her

    and apparently she was just offended that i said "god damned"

    they don't let me talk to customers much anymore

    You know. I hear that a ton around here. My buddy at work says fuck like it's going out of style. But won't say "GD" and gets uncomfortable when I say it. That girl I had a good run with last year also said something about it. I'll never get used to religious folks thinking that's the most offensive curse word.

    i wonder if that's why it's so cathartic for me to say :P

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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    heading back down to NZ in march to help deal with all of my grandmother's stuff and house. her will had instructions for the house, which is great, but nothing about the contents. I don't think there will be much of an issue, but there's some neat stuff from my grandad's days in the RNZAF when they were stationed in Singapore. Just need to figure out how much I'm willing to spend to freight stuff back home, or if I just stick to what I can get in a suitcase.

    also going to do a 5 day great walk, the heapy track, which is going to be bloody fantastic!

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    many years ago i had a customer trying to play hardball with getting credit for a returned part she hadn't actually sent back yet

    and i calmly explained that i needed the part back before i could issue credit for several minutes

    but she wouldn't relent and kept getting shittier

    so finally i just said, "look, you fucking shithead, if you want your god damned credit you're going to have to send the fucking part back first" and hung up on her

    and apparently she was just offended that i said "god damned"

    they don't let me talk to customers much anymore

    You know. I hear that a ton around here. My buddy at work says fuck like it's going out of style. But won't say "GD" and gets uncomfortable when I say it. That girl I had a good run with last year also said something about it. I'll never get used to religious folks thinking that's the most offensive curse word.

    The best part is it isn't even a curse word. It's literally a prayer. "God, please damn this thing that offends me."

    People are all "you're taking the lord's name in vain!" and you're not. Taking the lord's name in vain is claiming God supports something/agrees with something/ is ascribed to something God isn't.

    So all the people who're like "God hates the gays", that's actual taking the lord's name in vain.

    "God damn those people", you're just saying your prayers.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Audio Game Developer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    I would love an Aliens movie set in the ocean. Xenomorph whales, dolphins, sharks, squid, deep sea critters, etc.

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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    It's been so long since I could breathe through my nose

    I'm not sure I even remember what it's like

    I'm probably gonna spend some time walking around all high and giddy on oxygen

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
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  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    many years ago i had a customer trying to play hardball with getting credit for a returned part she hadn't actually sent back yet

    and i calmly explained that i needed the part back before i could issue credit for several minutes

    but she wouldn't relent and kept getting shittier

    so finally i just said, "look, you fucking shithead, if you want your god damned credit you're going to have to send the fucking part back first" and hung up on her

    and apparently she was just offended that i said "god damned"

    they don't let me talk to customers much anymore

    You know. I hear that a ton around here. My buddy at work says fuck like it's going out of style. But won't say "GD" and gets uncomfortable when I say it. That girl I had a good run with last year also said something about it. I'll never get used to religious folks thinking that's the most offensive curse word.

    The best part is it isn't even a curse word. It's literally a prayer. "God, please damn this thing that offends me."

    People are all "you're taking the lord's name in vain!" and you're not. Taking the lord's name in vain is claiming God supports something/agrees with something/ is ascribed to something God isn't.

    So all the people who're like "God hates the gays", that's actual taking the lord's name in vain.

    "God damn those people", you're just saying your prayers.

    "god bless you" is taking the lord's name in vain if "god damn you" is

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  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    anyway i didn't mean to turn this into make fun of religious people [chat]

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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    cannot wait for 5 days of views like this let me tell you what
    c4IrOmEl.jpg

    about 50 miles total, which will be long but doable, and most of the elevation is on the first day.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    anyway i didn't mean to turn this into make fun of religious people [chat]

    too late fucker i'm sending the mormons

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    anyway i didn't mean to turn this into make fun of religious people [chat]

    god, please damn chanus in particular, for he should really know better by now

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  • descdesc the '87 stick up kids Registered User regular
    But isn't god like

    Always besmoting the tribes of the Canaanites or whatever in the Bible

    He floods the entire planet like a crybaby

    He damns things nonstop and lots of souls go to hell

    What's one more damning here and there

    Chanus
  • descdesc the '87 stick up kids Registered User regular
    cannot wait for 5 days of views like this let me tell you what
    c4IrOmEl.jpg

    about 50 miles total, which will be long but doable, and most of the elevation is on the first day.

    Duuuuuude

    firewaterword
  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know Texas booniesRegistered User regular
    cannot wait for 5 days of views like this let me tell you what
    c4IrOmEl.jpg

    about 50 miles total, which will be long but doable, and most of the elevation is on the first day.

    Oh hell no

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    luckily there are 9 people on this call so i might be able to stick to my plan of hiding quietly on mute and not getting asked anything

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    Arch,
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  • descdesc the '87 stick up kids Registered User regular
    luckily there are 9 people on this call so i might be able to stick to my plan of hiding quietly on mute and not getting asked anything

    TEAR THEM A NEW ASSHOLE

    [CHAT] WANTS BLOOD

    ChanuswazillaporpMrMister
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    But isn't god like

    Always besmoting the tribes of the Canaanites or whatever in the Bible

    He floods the entire planet like a crybaby

    He damns things nonstop and lots of souls go to hell

    What's one more damning here and there
    listen that was old testament god new testament god has chilled out and doesn't play that shit no more

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    But isn't god like

    Always besmoting the tribes of the Canaanites or whatever in the Bible

    He floods the entire planet like a crybaby

    He damns things nonstop and lots of souls go to hell

    What's one more damning here and there
    listen that was old testament god new testament god has chilled out and doesn't play that shit no more

    new testament god does seem far more focused on minutiae

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  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I would love an Aliens movie set in the ocean. Xenomorph whales, dolphins, sharks, squid, deep sea critters, etc.
    Xenomorphs have an instinctive fear of the The Deep Ones and their old gods.

  • cptruggedcptrugged Time Dilated Registered User regular
    cannot wait for 5 days of views like this let me tell you what
    c4IrOmEl.jpg

    about 50 miles total, which will be long but doable, and most of the elevation is on the first day.

    Got Dayum!

    firewaterword
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    But isn't god like

    Always besmoting the tribes of the Canaanites or whatever in the Bible

    He floods the entire planet like a crybaby

    He damns things nonstop and lots of souls go to hell

    What's one more damning here and there
    listen that was old testament god new testament god has chilled out and doesn't play that shit no more

    as a dad I totally get the whole old testament / new testament thing now

    it's like

    you fuckers as so goddam annoying and short sighted and you won't heed anything I say I just wanna smite you

    but also I really love you im sorry it's not your fault here's a beautiful rainbow

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    omg there is another guy at the dealership who is much cooler and may hamper down the mean guy

    pls yes dude gimme more Steve

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Xenomorphs

    Are good

    Man is the real monster

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    ArchzepherinGim
  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    But isn't god like

    Always besmoting the tribes of the Canaanites or whatever in the Bible

    He floods the entire planet like a crybaby

    He damns things nonstop and lots of souls go to hell

    What's one more damning here and there
    listen that was old testament god new testament god has chilled out and doesn't play that shit no more

    as a dad I totally get the whole old testament / new testament thing now

    it's like

    you fuckers as so goddam annoying and short sighted and you won't heed anything I say I just wanna smite you

    but also I really love you im sorry it's not your fault here's a beautiful rainbow Oh and uhh... I gotta run to the store and buy... a pack of cigarettes...

    *disappears for thousands of years*

    Psn:wazukki
    Sir LandsharkChanus
  • cptruggedcptrugged Time Dilated Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Xenomorphs

    Are good

    *raises hand*

    Is this gonna be a stand up thread sir, or another bug post?

    Eddyzepherin
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Old Testament God was just the Israelites excuse for being dicks. "God SAID we should destroy this whole city."

    God's like "How many times do I have to let you fuckers get enslaved and sent into the desert for decades before you get it..."

    Then he sends his hippie son down to spread the peace and love and they're like "Sure, sure, peace and love, right, FALSE PROPHET GET HIM" and back to being dicks...

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    agh now I have to watch season 1 of the OC again

    dang it bobby

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    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Old Testament God was just the Israelites excuse for being dicks. "God SAID we should destroy this whole city."

    God's like "How many times do I have to let you fuckers get enslaved and sent into the desert for decades before you get it..."

    Then he sends his hippie son down to spread the peace and love and they're like "Sure, sure, peace and love, right, FALSE PROPHET GET HIM" and back to being dicks...
    wow this anti-semitism

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    gimme more steve is my traffic and journey cover band

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  • milskimilski UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    many years ago i had a customer trying to play hardball with getting credit for a returned part she hadn't actually sent back yet

    and i calmly explained that i needed the part back before i could issue credit for several minutes

    but she wouldn't relent and kept getting shittier

    so finally i just said, "look, you fucking shithead, if you want your god damned credit you're going to have to send the fucking part back first" and hung up on her

    and apparently she was just offended that i said "god damned"

    they don't let me talk to customers much anymore

    Sometimes you have to fire a customer. Into the sun.

    You can't write me off like that! You're just a voice, pal! You don't know a DAMN THING ABOUT RACING!!
    Chanus
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    many years ago i had a customer trying to play hardball with getting credit for a returned part she hadn't actually sent back yet

    and i calmly explained that i needed the part back before i could issue credit for several minutes

    but she wouldn't relent and kept getting shittier

    so finally i just said, "look, you fucking shithead, if you want your god damned credit you're going to have to send the fucking part back first" and hung up on her

    and apparently she was just offended that i said "god damned"

    they don't let me talk to customers much anymore

    Okay but

    Fuck people like that

    The world is full of people whose go-to phone move is "just be shittier and shittier" because they're relying on companies using phone people as sacrificial lambs until they eventually throw the angry customer some bone and it works often enough with no repercussions

    Fuck 'em

    oh i have no regrets for sure

    i don't take shit from nobody

    *brofist*

    It gets jack shit from me either. If they keep making the same demand to me I just keep saying EXACTLY the same sentence to them in a progressively more and more "explaining like they're five" tone of voice and if they swear at me I'm like "I don't have to take your call byeee" and hang up on them

    Basic rules of being a customer on the phone to me,

    1) The customer is not always right. I'm the one doing this professionally, I'm the one that tells you how it is not the other way around.

    2) You the customer is the one asking me for help, I am not obliged to give it. Speak to me like an asshole and you can find someone else to deal with your problem for you.

    3) If I say I'm not going to be providing you with service for whatever reason there is a finite amount of time I'm going to spend 'splainin it to you. No I don't care what you're going to do now that's your problem not mine, I got shit to do today other than repeating the word "no" to you for an hour.

    It's amazing how many people get on the phone to customer service people thinking they're the ones in complete and total control and it veeeeerrrryyy much does not work like that, you come on my turf you're playing by my rules SON.

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  • cptruggedcptrugged Time Dilated Registered User regular
    Being on the forums is like a day on the farm

    Every [chat] thread a banquet!
    Every cute pet post a fortune!
    Every banning a parade!

    I love the forums!

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  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    milski wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    many years ago i had a customer trying to play hardball with getting credit for a returned part she hadn't actually sent back yet

    and i calmly explained that i needed the part back before i could issue credit for several minutes

    but she wouldn't relent and kept getting shittier

    so finally i just said, "look, you fucking shithead, if you want your god damned credit you're going to have to send the fucking part back first" and hung up on her

    and apparently she was just offended that i said "god damned"

    they don't let me talk to customers much anymore

    Sometimes you have to fire a customer. Into the sun.

    the best part is the choices here are basically us or the shitty international conglomerate with no service and higher prices

    so like

    sure they threaten to stop buying from us sometimes

    but they'll be back

    Chanus on
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    what even is a steak umms

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    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • cptruggedcptrugged Time Dilated Registered User regular
    Ok. I may have too much of Aliens memorized.

    wandering
  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    But isn't god like

    Always besmoting the tribes of the Canaanites or whatever in the Bible

    He floods the entire planet like a crybaby

    He damns things nonstop and lots of souls go to hell

    What's one more damning here and there
    listen that was old testament god new testament god has chilled out and doesn't play that shit no more

    as a dad I totally get the whole old testament / new testament thing now

    it's like

    you fuckers as so goddam annoying and short sighted and you won't heed anything I say I just wanna smite you

    but also I really love you im sorry it's not your fault here's a beautiful rainbow
    And it was Sodom and Gomorrah there anyways, that's how you got the kids.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    what even is a steak umms

    Cheesesteak meat, basically. Flash frozen thin slices of raw low grade steak. They're actually really good for making a fast cheeseteak.

    ChanuszepherinEddyMazzyxmilski
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    now Mal is taking the reigns

    take it away Mal

    ur hella awkward in the office and we all try to avoid talking to you

    but not right now

    right now you're my hero

    keep talking yess yess he's just talking and talking and talking i love it

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  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    what even is a steak umms

    frozen shaved steak like the kind you would use in a cheesesteak

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