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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    “Ha those worthless millennials are at it again, what will they destroy next “ said the millennial

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    i would just conclude the pattern is 15 and the last solution is off by one due to error
    welcome to science

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Oh hey! "Sir Landshark"

    I totally heard about this on a trivia question on the radio this morning.

    Landshark Beer

    oh yeah it's a decent corona type beer with a fairly large national presence. my MIL stocks them often up in Wisconsin. think they're based out of florida.

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    Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    it isn't magic, its the fact that 10 mod 9 =1, u fakkin casual.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man if you're looking for pikachu porn I'm hella judging you.

    I'm not, but I will judge the person that will inevitably complain in the comments about how the pikachu is all wrong because female pikachu are supposed to have a heart tail while the pikachu depicts clearly does not have a heart tail.

    I’m judging you just for knowing this

    Thanks for making my post for me.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Possibly as few as 20 minutes until the static test fire for the Falcon Heavy, the 3rd most powerful launch vehicle ever to be rolled out to the launchpad!

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    i would just conclude the pattern is 15 and the last solution is off by one due to error
    welcome to science

    If we assume this cow is a sphere

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Help I’ve made a travel friend at the airport.

    "And that's where the 14 kilos of heroin came from, your honor."

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    it isn't magic, its the fact that 10 mod 9 =1, u fakkin casual.

    i'm saying that principle is magic

    math magic

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    How the fuck did pikachu make that porn list but not bell sprout

    Or Lopunny.

    Or Salazzle.

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    No love for Jynx.

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    porp wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    I absolutely believe a story about Porp wanting to punch someone
    Is it shark? Has she finally thrown him down a flight of stairs?

    Not throw. Trip. I've tried to trip him while walking down a flight of stairs.
    See there's your problem, you need to work on your tripping technique, grid that technique until you can level it up. Class up your trip into a hip throw. You're under leveled for this fight.

    zepherin on
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    Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    why is the lizard off to seduce my dad?

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    if I die from falling down the stairs I want zeph charged as an accessory to murder

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    porpporp Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    porp wrote: »
    now someone on the call is talking about millennials and everyone keeps referring to me

    I had to listen to a bunch of engineers about my age (aka millennials) bitch about millennials recently and I just wanted to tell them all to shut the fuck up

    Jesus. You're in a mood today, shark

    this contractor is slowly eroding my natural positivity and my willingness to interpret things in the best possible light

    The Porp/Shark household can't handle two glass half empty ppl. And I already have that down.

    porp on
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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Also 4+5x2 = 14. If you think its 18 unfriend me now :P

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    porp wrote: »
    porp wrote: »
    now someone on the call is talking about millennials and everyone keeps referring to me

    I had to listen to a bunch of engineers about my age (aka millennials) bitch about millennials recently and I just wanted to tell them all to shut the fuck up

    Jesus. You're in a mood today, shark

    this contractor is slowly eroding my natural positivity and my willingness to interpret things in the best possible light

    The Porp/Shark household can't handle two glass have empty ppl. And I already have that down.

    yes you do always have the glass and it's always empty

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    BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    Man I barely know any pokemon outside the original 150.

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    why is the lizard off to seduce my dad?

    Because the lizard wants to fuck your dad and the lizard gets what it wants.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with.

    Filled with pheromones, its poisonous gas can be diluted to use in the production of luscious perfumes.

    Salazzle lives deep in caves and forces the Salandit it has attracted with its pheromones to serve it.

    It punishes Salandit that couldn't bring it food with a fierce slap of its flame-spewing palm.
    Someone was really horny when making Salazzle.

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    *opens his mouth*

    *10 minutes of metal scraping noises*

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    Eddy wrote: »


    I had to go into the comments for the answer :o

    fuck these kind of puzzles

    fuck them so hard

    fuck them and the "neener neener you thought about math but I tricked you with whimsy!" behind it

    Abdhyius on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    How the fuck did pikachu make that porn list but not bell sprout

    Or Lopunny.

    Or Salazzle.

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    porpporp Registered User regular
    porp wrote: »
    porp wrote: »
    now someone on the call is talking about millennials and everyone keeps referring to me

    I had to listen to a bunch of engineers about my age (aka millennials) bitch about millennials recently and I just wanted to tell them all to shut the fuck up

    Jesus. You're in a mood today, shark

    this contractor is slowly eroding my natural positivity and my willingness to interpret things in the best possible light

    The Porp/Shark household can't handle two glass have empty ppl. And I already have that down.

    yes you do always have the glass and it's always empty

    Watch your back going down those stairs.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    How the fuck did pikachu make that porn list but not bell sprout

    Or Lopunny.

    Or Salazzle.

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    porp wrote: »
    now someone on the call is talking about millennials and everyone keeps referring to me

    I had to listen to a bunch of engineers about my age (aka millennials) bitch about millennials recently and I just wanted to tell them all to shut the fuck up

    Jesus. You're in a mood today, shark

    this contractor is slowly eroding my natural positivity and my willingness to interpret things in the best possible light
    Is it me? Did you get the unreasonably large change order I sent? It was like 80k for 40 pieces of steel.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    porp wrote: »
    porp wrote: »
    porp wrote: »
    now someone on the call is talking about millennials and everyone keeps referring to me

    I had to listen to a bunch of engineers about my age (aka millennials) bitch about millennials recently and I just wanted to tell them all to shut the fuck up

    Jesus. You're in a mood today, shark

    this contractor is slowly eroding my natural positivity and my willingness to interpret things in the best possible light

    The Porp/Shark household can't handle two glass have empty ppl. And I already have that down.

    yes you do always have the glass and it's always empty

    Watch your back going down those stairs.

    untrippable

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Just once I want to open the lore tab on some item and find a dev was having marital problems. "This is the golden idol of skank like my wife who is a whore who would sleep with anyone, YOU SEE THIS SHIT DARLENE I KNOW YOU FUCKED THE NEIGHBOR!"

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Tuck and roll shark

    Tuck and roll

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    porpporp Registered User regular
    porp wrote: »
    porp wrote: »
    porp wrote: »
    now someone on the call is talking about millennials and everyone keeps referring to me

    I had to listen to a bunch of engineers about my age (aka millennials) bitch about millennials recently and I just wanted to tell them all to shut the fuck up

    Jesus. You're in a mood today, shark

    this contractor is slowly eroding my natural positivity and my willingness to interpret things in the best possible light

    The Porp/Shark household can't handle two glass have empty ppl. And I already have that down.

    yes you do always have the glass and it's always empty

    Watch your back going down those stairs.

    untrippable

    Yes. Until he trips.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    porp wrote: »
    now someone on the call is talking about millennials and everyone keeps referring to me

    I had to listen to a bunch of engineers about my age (aka millennials) bitch about millennials recently and I just wanted to tell them all to shut the fuck up

    Jesus. You're in a mood today, shark

    this contractor is slowly eroding my natural positivity and my willingness to interpret things in the best possible light
    Is it me? Did you get the unreasonably large change order I sent? It was like 80k for 40 pieces of steel.

    no see if it gets to the point that a change order is needed I've already lost, I accept that

    it's this stubborn insistence that something can't be built the way I drew it and guess what fuckos I didn't make a mistake stop making me waste time proving it to you

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    porp wrote: »
    porp wrote: »
    porp wrote: »
    now someone on the call is talking about millennials and everyone keeps referring to me

    I had to listen to a bunch of engineers about my age (aka millennials) bitch about millennials recently and I just wanted to tell them all to shut the fuck up

    Jesus. You're in a mood today, shark

    this contractor is slowly eroding my natural positivity and my willingness to interpret things in the best possible light

    The Porp/Shark household can't handle two glass have empty ppl. And I already have that down.

    yes you do always have the glass and it's always empty

    Watch your back going down those stairs.

    untrippable

    The hubris of man

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with.

    Filled with pheromones, its poisonous gas can be diluted to use in the production of luscious perfumes.

    Salazzle lives deep in caves and forces the Salandit it has attracted with its pheromones to serve it.

    It punishes Salandit that couldn't bring it food with a fierce slap of its flame-spewing palm.
    Someone was really horny when making Salazzle.

    Pokemon has had really messed up stuff in the pokemon backstories since the beginning.

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    if I die from falling down the stairs I want zeph charged as an accessory to murder
    The grammar police are going to be there already for me murdering them words.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    A movie about a serial killer who trips his victims down flights of stairs, comes out in September, entitled "Have A Nice Trip", with the tagline See It Next Fall.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    gimme money Hollywood

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    I want some god damn cripsy tacos from chipotle.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    A movie about a serial killer who trips his victims down flights of stairs, comes out in September, entitled "Have A Nice Trip", with the tagline See It Next Fall.

    Quick, call Frank Grillo.

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    porp wrote: »
    now someone on the call is talking about millennials and everyone keeps referring to me

    I had to listen to a bunch of engineers about my age (aka millennials) bitch about millennials recently and I just wanted to tell them all to shut the fuck up

    Jesus. You're in a mood today, shark

    this contractor is slowly eroding my natural positivity and my willingness to interpret things in the best possible light
    Is it me? Did you get the unreasonably large change order I sent? It was like 80k for 40 pieces of steel.

    no see if it gets to the point that a change order is needed I've already lost, I accept that

    it's this stubborn insistence that something can't be built the way I drew it and guess what fuckos I didn't make a mistake stop making me waste time proving it to you
    We did the exact opposite, We built it exactly as designed, unfortunately the ceiling they speced wouldn't fit, and nobody thought to design a cat-walk in hence our change order.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Chatbutts I just bought a fire emblem game for my 3ds for my trip

    I have the budget for one more game

    Give me a 3ds recommendation

    No Zelda or Pokémon

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