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Choosy moms choose [GIF] (nsf56k)

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Also Walt Disney's Fantasia (1940): ghost tits

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    sorcery

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular


    As you might imagine, people in the comments disagreed:



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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    He's right though.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    doesn't it take place on christmas?

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  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    doesn't it take place on christmas?

    Yes.

    I feel that there have to be other criteria than "it takes place on/around Christmas" to calling something a "Christmas ______"

    if you're gonna try to walk on water make sure you wear your comfortable shoes
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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    doesn't it take place on christmas?

    Yes.

    I feel that there have to be other criteria than "it takes place on/around Christmas" to calling something a "Christmas ______"

    That would mean Harry Potter isn't a christmas movie then, I just can't accept that reality if that's the case.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    Slacker71
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Is this where I can start shouting 'Death of the Author!' so no one can tell me that I'm wrong?

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  • Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    doesn't it take place on christmas?

    Yes.

    I feel that there have to be other criteria than "it takes place on/around Christmas" to calling something a "Christmas ______"

    Counterpoint:

    no

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited August 2018
    It's also funny that this is in the GIF thread, since this seems like the time where it was discovered that the guy who invented the Graphics Interchange Format pronounces its abbreviation incorrectly.

    Javen on
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  • HermanoHermano Registered User regular

    Xaquin wrote: »
    doesn't it take place on christmas?

    Yes.

    I feel that there have to be other criteria than "it takes place on/around Christmas" to calling something a "Christmas ______"

    Yeah, something like an estranged father overcoming adversity and trying to reunite with his family just in time for Christmas, something like that


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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    doesn't it take place on christmas?

    Yes.

    I feel that there have to be other criteria than "it takes place on/around Christmas" to calling something a "Christmas ______"

    That would mean Harry Potter isn't a christmas movie then, I just can't accept that reality if that's the case.

    it takes place over the whole year though and christmas is but a small portion

    Die Hard takes place exclusively on christmas

    I guess I've never heard the argument that die hard wouldn't be considered a christmas movie

  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    I'm firmly in the Die Hard as a christmas movie camp.

    Because he's got a machine gun ho ho ho

    and more seriously because it came out at christmas and many action films do and I associate films with the season they are released.

    Slacker71
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Enc wrote: »
    I'm firmly in the Die Hard as a christmas movie camp.

    Because he's got a machine gun ho ho ho

    and more seriously because it came out at christmas and many action films do and I associate films with the season they are released.

    It came out in July.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    I feel I should clarify that the time a movie was released doesn't really matter for whether it should be considered a christmas movie.

    A Miracle on 34th Street, a movie often seen as the quintessential christmas movie, was released in June.

    wandering
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    Enc wrote: »
    I'm firmly in the Die Hard as a christmas movie camp.

    Because he's got a machine gun ho ho ho

    and more seriously because it came out at christmas and many action films do and I associate films with the season they are released.

    It came out in July.

    Christmas in July then!

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    JavenCrippl3
  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    Enc wrote: »
    I'm firmly in the Die Hard as a christmas movie camp.

    Because he's got a machine gun ho ho ho

    and more seriously because it came out at christmas and many action films do and I associate films with the season they are released.

    It came out in July.

    I went back and checked, and what the hell. None of them came out at Christmas. But we went and saw them at a local theater every year at Christmas each year they came out. Like, that is a well established family thing we did that my sister and I talk about all the time.

    I guess it was just a local theater doing some rerun stuff?

  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    I'm questioning everything I know now. Nothing can be true.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Enc wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Enc wrote: »
    I'm firmly in the Die Hard as a christmas movie camp.

    Because he's got a machine gun ho ho ho

    and more seriously because it came out at christmas and many action films do and I associate films with the season they are released.

    It came out in July.

    I went back and checked, and what the hell. None of them came out at Christmas. But we went and saw them at a local theater every year at Christmas each year they came out. Like, that is a well established family thing we did that my sister and I talk about all the time.

    I guess it was just a local theater doing some rerun stuff?

    Yeah, the holiday season didn't used to (or maybe still isn't) great for first-run movies, so a lot of theaters would show halloween movies around halloween, and christmas movies around christmas, instead of just having empty cinemas.

  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    Christmas is ruined.

  • minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    So is the black T-shirt I'm wearing right now a Christmas shirt because I wore it on Christmas morning last year?

    if you're gonna try to walk on water make sure you wear your comfortable shoes
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    Enc wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Enc wrote: »
    I'm firmly in the Die Hard as a christmas movie camp.

    Because he's got a machine gun ho ho ho

    and more seriously because it came out at christmas and many action films do and I associate films with the season they are released.

    It came out in July.

    I went back and checked, and what the hell. None of them came out at Christmas. But we went and saw them at a local theater every year at Christmas each year they came out. Like, that is a well established family thing we did that my sister and I talk about all the time.

    I guess it was just a local theater doing some rerun stuff?

    All of this is just more evidence that Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    So is the black T-shirt I'm wearing right now a Christmas shirt because I wore it on Christmas morning last year?

    yeah buddy, go for it

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    It would have cracked me up if he was like "DIE HARD IS NOT A CHRISTMAS MOVIE!!!! .....But Die Hard 2 is. "

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    The main determination of 'is this a christmas thing' is probably 'do most people experience thing during the christmas season?' So if Die Hard wasn't a christmas movie before, the argument against appears to be getting tougher to make each year.

    Enc
  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
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    How do I rotate text in mspaint?

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    with great difficulty

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  • AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    I hate that man so much.

  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2018
    Aistan wrote: »
    I hate that man so much.

    when I first saw that image I didn't know who the guy was, and the sign/situation is so perfectly ironic that I absolutely could not believe it wasn't satire.

    Houk the Namebringer on
  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    A christmas movie to me is a movie one watches regularly around christmas times with ones friends/family/self/whoever-you-do-your-christmas-thang-with.

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Ah, Jack Frost. Got it.

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    okay this thread got ruined, try again

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