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Prom
Bigminh
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So I went to prom. My date was pretty cool. But her friends scared the hell out of me.
Dinner conversation:
me - "Well I quit water polo because our team wasn't very good and our league was a little too uncontrolled violencewise."
Shane - "I quit golf because it was interferring with my personal relationship with god."
He brought his bible to prom. He and his date said amen a total of 5 times during dinner.
What are you even supposed to say back to that? hi5?
It probably didn't help that I told these jokes at dinner
Spoilered for the faint at heart
So should I still try to get in my date's pants? Or just write her off for having insane friends?
Dinner conversation:
me - "Well I quit water polo because our team wasn't very good and our league was a little too uncontrolled violencewise."
Shane - "I quit golf because it was interferring with my personal relationship with god."
He brought his bible to prom. He and his date said amen a total of 5 times during dinner.
What are you even supposed to say back to that? hi5?
It probably didn't help that I told these jokes at dinner
Spoilered for the faint at heart
What is so great about an Ethopian Blowjob?
A nurse is giving a comatose old lady a sponge bath. Upon washing the old woman's genitalia she notices activity on the brain monitor. The nurse immediately rushes to the doctor and tells him of her discovery. They contact the woman's husband and proceed to explain the situation.
"Now let me see if I've got this right, ya'll want me to have oral sex with my wife? Well I can't say I believe that will help but I'm certainly willing to try."
The husband comes in to the hospital, and the doctor and the nurse leave him alone with his wife.
After about 5 minutes the doctor and the nurse are getting a little concerned, but then the husband bursts out of the room. He is pale faced, and sobbing.
"My god sir, what happened?
"It's my wife...she CHOKED!
you know they're going to swallow
A nurse is giving a comatose old lady a sponge bath. Upon washing the old woman's genitalia she notices activity on the brain monitor. The nurse immediately rushes to the doctor and tells him of her discovery. They contact the woman's husband and proceed to explain the situation.
"Now let me see if I've got this right, ya'll want me to have oral sex with my wife? Well I can't say I believe that will help but I'm certainly willing to try."
The husband comes in to the hospital, and the doctor and the nurse leave him alone with his wife.
After about 5 minutes the doctor and the nurse are getting a little concerned, but then the husband bursts out of the room. He is pale faced, and sobbing.
"My god sir, what happened?
"It's my wife...she CHOKED!
So should I still try to get in my date's pants? Or just write her off for having insane friends?
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Suck it up you fag
hammertime
it's cool we're all friends here
then therapy
It would look something like
they sound pretty open to things
Congrats on scoring that date, I guess?
ive had my eye on something worse for awhile, actually
I had a blast too.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
my prom date is gonna be a denver city cop
she'd arrest me like eight times
boys wear pants
The only girl i would ever have anything in common with would most likely be mentally handicapped
seriously I can be entertained with bouncy balls and shiny objects, and walking around with no real destination in mind
something something tfs
either way, pants someone ine in a formal gown would be damn impressive.
and hot
why are you gonna freak all out
RELAX
Like pulling the table cloth from a table.
"And the boobies are still standing!"
Then take a bow.
cause
But Maybe He's crazy
Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Uh, uh
well if you had been tuning in, you would realize my soulmate would either be a huge pothead, a sociopath, or someone who is mentally handicapped
Now Fari
C'mon now
who do you?
Who do you, who do you, who do you
Think you are?
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.