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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Like I assumed if like you sibling or parent was a cop and you got pulled over you had the officer make a call to grease some wheels.

    but fucking hand outs for anyone?

    what the fuck

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
    21stCenturyEdith Upwards
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
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    ronya wrote: »
    when you're dating the crown princess of an absolute monarchy, you make the law

    Thing is, though....

    Very mild story spoiler? I mean, not a spoiler if you know a bit about the setting but...
    Breath of the Wild is set in a sort of post-apocalyptic Hyrule. There is no king or ruling figurehead. The castle is engulfed by Ganon, the entire royal family is presumed dead and has been for about a hundred years and the few pockets of civilization are basically self-sufficient anyway.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
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    ronya wrote: »
    when you're dating the crown princess of an absolute monarchy, you make the law

    Until you go through a bad breakup with her, then you are just fucked.

    I just hope I get to play out 'the lady or the tiger' before they kick the hanging lever

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
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    my grandpa was a homicide detective so our family got usually golden PBA cards and stuff

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    I like the cop in the article incensed that he only gets 20 of these things

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
    descbloodyroarxxknitdan
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
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    tyrannus wrote: »
    my grandpa was a homicide detective so our family got usually golden PBA cards and stuff

    What does PBA stand for?

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    syndalis wrote: »
    I will say I miss clever porn titles; nobody puts any effort in any more.

    Where are my Titty Titty Bang Bangs, my Rear and Pleasant Dangers? Even a Sexcalibur is fine.

    Phallus in Wonderland and Phallus in Wonderland 2: Through the Porking Glass

    Hahnsoo1
  • descdesc bare man are locked in Registered User regular
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    wait i've got it

    get out of jail because your dad's a cop cards

    but using the blockchain

    21stCenturyJacobkoshHahnsoo1cB557
  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Like I assumed if like you sibling or parent was a cop and you got pulled over you had the officer make a call to grease some wheels.

    but fucking hand outs for anyone?

    what the fuck

    There was a news story here about a Police Captain's daughter that was arrested for drink driving, then released after her dad stopped by the station.

    There was an investigation, and I think he eventually resigned.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
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    My sister in law is a Portland Captain.

    Wife and i ain't got no card.

  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
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    I mean, I once was able to plead down a traffic thing for fewer points on my license because my dad made a call to an old buddy who was now a city attorney, but having actual cards that were being handed out...

    that's efficient.

    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I'm gonna saaaay ... over 160 launches attempted worldwide in 2019. Someone record that somewhere!
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
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    tyrannus wrote: »
    my grandpa was a homicide detective so our family got usually golden PBA cards and stuff

    What does PBA stand for?
    patrolman's benefit association

  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
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    i also have one from the retired police officer's association, was for my old town

  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
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    I assume when they call me for fundraising and I abstain my name went directly to a "ticket no warning" list.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2018
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    I'm not surprised but i am disappointed.

    21stCentury on
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    Lawnforcement

    PSN: Honkalot
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
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    I assume this is a more direct method than sending $50 to some fund for a "national law enforcement memorial" every year and they send you a sticker you put on your door.

    Fuck Firearm Fetishism
    86 45
  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know Texas booniesRegistered User regular
    BJcHFitCcAAqaxZ.jpg

    But with All Cops Are Bad

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (GHOST), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
    A Kobold's Kobold
  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
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    emnmnme wrote: »
    I am out of detergent pods for the dishwasher. Can I pour liquid Ajax in the soap compartment instead?

    I'm confused, is this a post about not eating Tide Pods?

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    tide pods tide pods tide pods

    poo
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2018
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    Edit: this was maybe a bit too political.

    21stCentury on
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    Lawandforcment

    PSN: Honkalot
  • SealSeal Registered User regular

    There are cards being sold on eBay. OOPSY FUCKIN' DOODLE!
    I wonder if there's a word for using an exchange of currency to avoid trouble with the police.

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    I don't understand why the tide pod meme became a thing

    AegisHonk
  • descdesc bare man are locked in Registered User regular
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    tumblr_p2riitprZr1us3akso1_540.png

    cB557Kid Presentable
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
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    Protect and Serve The Interests of Themselves and Other Corrupt Officers

    Fuck Firearm Fetishism
    86 45
    A Kobold's Kobold
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    this is the end of this chat and i could wait to post it at the start of the next chat but no

    https://www.npr.org/2018/01/22/578573392/first-listen-nils-frahm-all-melody

    this album is really fucking good tho

    poo
    wandering
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
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    I might have a posture problem because my core has been aching for a couple days.

    wandering
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
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    Burnage wrote: »
    I don't understand why the tide pod meme became a thing

    "Well, here we are, Mr. Pilgrim, trapped in the amber of this moment. There is no why."

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
    A Kobold's KoboldChanus
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    I might have a posture problem because my core has been aching for a couple days.

    I will just chop your abdomen off.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
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    I might have a posture problem because my core has been aching for a couple days.

    I will just chop your abdomen off.

    thank

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
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    Replace desk chair with balance ball

    Fuck Firearm Fetishism
    86 45
  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
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    *sits on edge of seat waiting for Geth to give out the assignments for the next [chat]*

    *realizes that my [chat] OP would be incredibly bad b/c of the super inside jokes that I would use in said OP*

    *…*

    *sits on edge of seat waiting for Geth to give out the assignments for the next [chat]*

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    I got a balance cube, it's much easier to balance it.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
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    i love my instapot

    just made like 4 lbs of chicken ez

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    I got a balance cube, it's much easier to balance it.

    I have a balance cube with a back. Works very well.

  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
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    This is happening.

    Harry Dresden
  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
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    Burnage wrote: »
    I don't understand why the tide pod meme became a thing
    Their bright colors, rounded shapes, texture, and pleasant aroma signal to your brain that they're a delicious fruit. As this is the result of human instincts, this was something experienced by many people independent of eachother, and as a thought that's kinda dumb that many people had independent of eachother, it became a source of some amusement for people when they realized how many other people had that thought. And because this is the internet, the joke was taken to its logical(?) conclusion.

    cB557 on
    Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits!
    credeiki
  • descdesc bare man are locked in Registered User regular
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