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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular

  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Registered User regular
    I don't get steamed hams

    I am old

    HAVELOCK2.0! NEW LOOK, SAME TASTE!
    credeiki
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    I thought that beard was just the santa avatar, not the oldness.

  • NecoNeco desert harpy Registered User regular
    I hate waking up after having a temper tantrum. It’s like waking up with a hangover except I can actually remember what I did D:

  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    oh, uh

    I got here just in time for the thread to be closed

    how fun

    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
    spool32
  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    I don't get steamed hams

    I am old

    The original isn't funny

    The mashups aren't funny

    Maybe it's supposed to become funny through repetition...?

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
    air-photos.tumblr.com
    Havelock2.0
  • CoinageCoinage dance all crazy, whip my hair around all crazy Registered User regular
    I don't get steamed hams

    I am old
    No, it's the children who are wrong.

    spool32
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Registered User regular
    Let me clarify

    I get steamed hams

    I just don't get why all the mashups and edits are popular

    Still old

    HAVELOCK2.0! NEW LOOK, SAME TASTE!
  • NecoNeco desert harpy Registered User regular
    I’m sipping coffee and thinking about cats while a cat sits on me

  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    7uIHFOH.jpg
    'Cormorant Fishing' by Kawase Hasui (1954)

    Kawase Hasui is an interesting figure in the history of Japanese woodblock print art. He was a prominent figure in the shin hanga ("new woodblock prints") movement, which can be broadly understood as continuing the tradition of the style being a collaborative process between multiple parties (artist, carver, printer, publisher) while incorporating introduced Western artistic technique. It's also notable for being largely funded, as a movement, by Western patrons and buyers. This was due, in part, to ukiyo-e as a broader body of work being considered mass commercial work within Japan (where art schools began placing high emphasis on Western artistic techniques and single-person created works), whereas in the West woodblock printing in the style was viewed as fine art.

    Kawase Hasui himself was declared a 'Living National Treasure' in 1956, a year before his passing in 1957.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    goodbye christmas avatar

    hello standard SUVs 'n Roses

  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    "Sometimes we need to apply force in more places than the ring, my friend"

    Theodore Goldman, aka Crusher Creed, aka @cptrugged

    @Mazzyx @spool32 @Belasco32

    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
    spool32Belasco32Mazzyxcptrugged
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    I don't get steamed hams

    I am old

    The original isn't funny

    The mashups aren't funny

    Maybe it's supposed to become funny through repetition...?

    I mean it's entertaining in a way but it's not funny. It's more like hey let's watch this dude go deeper into the web of lies he's crafted

    HAVELOCK2.0! NEW LOOK, SAME TASTE!
  • NecoNeco desert harpy Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    Delmain wrote: »
    "Sometimes we need to apply force in more places than the ring, my friend"

    Theodore Goldman, aka Crusher Creed, aka




    Actually thats what Sam said to Frodo the first time they made love

    Neco on
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    I don't get steamed hams

    I am old

    The original isn't funny

    The mashups aren't funny

    Maybe it's supposed to become funny through repetition...?

    That's how memes work, isn't it? A code being repeatedly de- and re-territorialised through variation and repetition, organising milleus into conceptual whole of the meme.

    anyway steamed hams is great, especially the Nier Automata one

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    The thing is that the original steamed hams skit is funny and also the remixes are funny.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    yes that was excellent as an in-character moment :)

    also Ted, on learning that the gang of women was probably an actual Gang of Women, suggesting y'all take all his stuff beforehand and he just sees what happens.

    DelmainBelasco32
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    subjectivity remains the real Dark Souls

    Neco
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    steamed hams is like a meme performing itself. It's referential of itself on purpose and eats its own conceptual tail so fast that the meta-truth of it being a meme is more memetic than the actual meme.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    in other words, it began life already up its own ass and has only gone deeper with time

    credeiki
  • NecoNeco desert harpy Registered User regular
    All star but the steamed hams every time he says somebody

    kedinik
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    How long until babish makes a literal steamed ham?

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    simonwolf wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    I don't get steamed hams

    I am old

    The original isn't funny

    The mashups aren't funny

    Maybe it's supposed to become funny through repetition...?

    That's how memes work, isn't it? A code being repeatedly de- and re-territorialised through variation and repetition, organising milleus into conceptual whole of the meme.

    anyway steamed hams is great, especially the Nier Automata one

    So with VH on DS3 I can see the "now the real dark souls begins" as being funny. We transplanted it to Subnautica and it worked and was funny. In part because there is a grain of truth to it. "You think this shit is bad? Just wait".

    Steamed Hams is just a simpsons clip of Skinner having to double down on his web of lies and deceit and while entertaining in a cringeworthy kind of "will he get caught now?" kind of way it's not...funny? It's like it exists purely for its own sake without humor or an actual nod to a truth of the subject matter.

    And then the mashups are like, cool you figured out how to use a movie editor

    Havelock2.0 on
    HAVELOCK2.0! NEW LOOK, SAME TASTE!
  • NecoNeco desert harpy Registered User regular
    Steamed hams but it’s all star everytime somebody once told me aurora borealis

    Aiouakedinik
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    Steamed Hams But It's A Tarkovsky Film

    Skinner spends half an hour driving through a forest to get to Krusty Burger

    Neco
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    How long until babish makes a literal steamed ham?

    A real ham or a Krustyburger in disguise?

  • NecoNeco desert harpy Registered User regular
    Steamed hams but every somebody once loss.jpg me superintendent chalmers

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    How long until babish makes a literal steamed ham?

    A real ham or a Krustyburger in disguise?

    Well he'd probably do both right?

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    bloodyroarxx on
    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    the first steamed hams post was already a meme. It lacks the organic quality of memetic things.

    One day we'll find out that steamed hams was mostly russian bots.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    I dont think I can link it but there is a gif on reddit of a lady using a suction cupped dildo to pull a dent out of her car hood.

    bloodyroarxx on
    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    I dont think I can link it but there is a gif on reddit of a lady using a suction cupped dildo to pull a dent out of her car hood.

    in this sentence is "dent" a euphamism for orgasm, and also is "car hood" slang for her snatch

  • CoinageCoinage dance all crazy, whip my hair around all crazy Registered User regular
    Everybody needs to just stop making Youtube videos for a little bit

    spool32credeiki
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    edited January 2018
    simonwolf wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    I don't get steamed hams

    I am old

    The original isn't funny

    The mashups aren't funny

    Maybe it's supposed to become funny through repetition...?

    That's how memes work, isn't it? A code being repeatedly de- and re-territorialised through variation and repetition, organising milleus into conceptual whole of the meme.

    anyway steamed hams is great, especially the Nier Automata one

    So with VH on DS3 I can see the "now the real dark souls begins" as being funny. We transplanted it to Subnautica and it worked and was funny. In part because there is a grain of truth to it. "You think this shit is bad? Just wait".

    Steamed Hams is just a simpsons clip of Skinner having to double down on his web of lies and deceit and while entertaining in a cringeworthy kind of "will he get caught now?" kind of way it's not...funny? It's like it exists purely for its own sake without humor or an actual nod to a truth of the subject matter.

    my dude there is no "truth" to steamed hams, or at least not in the kind of Hegelian way you seem to be alluding to; it's a nodal point in an internet culture which fixates on memetic variation and absurdity

    the steamed ham is a rhizome which lacks a firm subject-object relation and we're all already dead

    simonwolf on
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Everybody needs to just stop making Youtube videos for a little bit

    for like 7 seconds. That would be a lot of unmade videos tbh

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    I dont think I can link it but there is a gif on reddit of a lady using a suction cupped dildo to pull a dent out of her car hood.

    in this sentence is "dent" a euphamism for orgasm, and also is "car hood" slang for her snatch

    nope

    https://www.reddit.com/r/specializedtools/

    top post there

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • NecoNeco desert harpy Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Everybody needs to just stop making Youtube videos for a little bit

    for like 7 seconds. That would be a lot of unmade videos tbh

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Everybody needs to just stop making Youtube videos for a little bit

    Coinage is a Twitch plant, confirmed.

  • NecoNeco desert harpy Registered User regular
    I’m going to work now farewell don’t cry for me no wait actually cry for me this is very tragic

    wandering
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