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The [NFL] officially blows ass.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    the toronto bon jovis

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    H3KnucklesH3Knuckles But we decide which is right and which is an illusion.Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    Jars wrote: »
    the toronto bon jovis

    Shouldn't that be New Jersey (or at least Philadelphia)?

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Look, 90% of my humor comes from the Simpsons

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular


    This is the only actual reason I can think of for the XFL to exist

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Yes the world needs more Jared Lorenzen.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Yes the world needs more Jared Lorenzen.

    There's always more of Jared Lorenzen. Although I feel like I remember hearing him doing some kind of fitness thing

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    P90X-Battleship Edition.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    I hate that the mobile Madden game centers around Tom Brady.

    Brady all over and there's a quick upgrade that makes him the QB of your team.

    Not everybody likes Tom Brady, damn it.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    mcp wrote: »
    I hate that the mobile Madden game centers around Tom Brady.

    Brady all over and there's a quick upgrade that makes him the QB of your team.

    Not everybody likes Tom Brady, damn it.

    Other than that it's actually a decent game.

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    admanb wrote: »
    I think we're all missing a key and very significant advantage the XFL will have:

    The Patriots won't be in it.

    "Everyone in the XFL will be Patriots" - Vince McMahon, probably.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    admanb wrote: »
    I think we're all missing a key and very significant advantage the XFL will have:

    The Patriots won't be in it.

    "Everyone in the XFL will be Patriots" - Vince McMahon, probably.

    This probably isn't far from the truth.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Just grit all over the field.

    So much grit.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Nobody taller than 5'11" and darker than Marcus Mariota.

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    Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    admanb wrote: »
    I think we're all missing a key and very significant advantage the XFL will have:

    The Patriots won't be in it.

    "Everyone in the XFL will be Patriots" - Vince McMahon, probably.

    oh no there's vomit everywhere how did this happen

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    Masamune42Masamune42 Registered User regular
    Pfft, you can't have 8 teams win the championship every year. Well... actually, it Vince so maybe you can...

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    There will be only one winner each year

    America

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    If Vince is the sole owner of all eight teams, does he present the championship trophy to himself?

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    If Vince is the sole owner of all eight teams, does he present the championship trophy to himself?

    Hell no. He makes a celebrity he can afford to get present the trophy to him.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    Maximum wrote: »
    If Vince is the sole owner of all eight teams, does he present the championship trophy to himself?

    Hell no. He makes a celebrity he can afford to get present the trophy to him.

    Steven Seagal every year.

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    SkwigelfSkwigelf Passed out in a cloud of farts and cigarette smoke.Registered User regular
    Triple Threat match at FootballMania for the title.

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    Maximum wrote: »
    If Vince is the sole owner of all eight teams, does he present the championship trophy to himself?

    Hell no. He makes a celebrity he can afford to get present the trophy to him.

    It’ll be Trump, just so he can go “Finally, a football champion that America can finally believe in, unlike those kneeling sons of bitches in the NFL, amirite?”

    The crowd of 100 people will eat this up.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    XFL 2.0 should have no place kickers. Do a free kick for all kick offs, and field goals and PATs have to be done by the punter.

    Related but I forgot about Kick-Tac-Toe for Pro Bowl week. That was fun.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The Pro Bowl is so worthless.

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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    I heard they were not tackling, and thought they meant "not tackling hard," I didn't know they just didn't tackle anymore

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    SkwigelfSkwigelf Passed out in a cloud of farts and cigarette smoke.Registered User regular
    When I saw that the refs were blowing the play dead the moment a player got wrapped up I switched to the NHL All-Star game, which is actually 3 games in a mini tournament with each division having a team and the games being 3-on-3 for two periods each. It'd be nice if there was a bit more physical play, but its definitely more fun to watch, imo.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    They were literally not tackling or playing defense until they were.

    You could see how surprised Goff was when he got stripped because he wasn't actually expecting defense.

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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    They were literally not tackling or playing defense until they were.

    You could see how surprised Goff was when he got stripped because he wasn't actually expecting defense.

    Yeah only caught the 4th quarter, the transition from "eh, give you a hug I guess" to full on hits and defense right at the end was pretty great.

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    edited January 2018
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    How shocking
    Sarcastically said

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    5% above the league average ain’t nothing..especially when you factor in all the cheating the Patriots do.

    Marathon on
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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    I hope the XFL wins

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    you see the patriots are so much better than everyone else that the other team ends up committing penalties trying to keep up

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    I need a source on that chart, mostly so I can see where the Cowboys fall on it.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    TITANS UP

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    That seems like a weird way to calculate it

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    is that 5% all their Super Bowl appearances

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I just got a headline that Andrew Luck is close to throwing.

    Well that's a good sign for a quarterback.

    That he can almost throw a football again.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    It is essentially a rite of passage for NFL fans to complain about the ambiguity of what is and isn't a catch, and Commissioner Roger Goodell has apparently heard the gripes.

    "I'm not just somewhat concerned, I am concerned," he said Monday when talking about the catch rule during an interview

    I hope so

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Alex Smith traded to Washington

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Hours ago I got an alert that said Cousins would sign the franchise tag a third time and now he's gonna be moving on most likely.

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