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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    It is my opinion that Tom Hanks is "the white Denzel Washington" and the reverse is also true

    Those dudes are taken for granted just how good they are because everyone already loves them

    As much as I'm super-glad to see another Black man make it like Denzel did, I have been well over him for going on a decade.

    I've also never felt like either Denzel or Tom Hanks 'disappear' into their roles.

    They are both hired specifically because they're Denzel, or because they're Tom Hanks.

    See Also: Julia Roberts, Tom Cruise, Sandra Bullock ca. 1995.

    EDIT: though, yeah, I'll fuckin destroy a bologna sammich. Don't try to tell me it's better than a good burg tho.

    If I want a burger, no food is going to be better than a burger for me that day. But if I'm havin' burgs every day I'm gonna get fuckin' sick of burgs. A good chili isn't made any lesser simply because pizza also exists.

    Yeah, but literally none of those things are a bologna sandwich, and are (depending on quality of individual burg, pizza, or chili) better and more robust than one.

    Cheese pizza is the Tom Hanks of pizzas. I'd say Denzel is a barely-more-adventurous pepperoni pizza.

    Oh hey, two of the best pizzas that everyone loves!

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    So who is Pineapple pizza then?

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    So who is Pineapple pizza then?

    Seth Rogen.

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    So who is Pineapple pizza then?

    Nic Cage

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    So who is Pineapple pizza then?

    Walken

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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    It is my opinion that Tom Hanks is "the white Denzel Washington" and the reverse is also true

    Those dudes are taken for granted just how good they are because everyone already loves them

    As much as I'm super-glad to see another Black man make it like Denzel did, I have been well over him for going on a decade.

    I've also never felt like either Denzel or Tom Hanks 'disappear' into their roles.

    They are both hired specifically because they're Denzel, or because they're Tom Hanks.

    See Also: Julia Roberts, Tom Cruise, Sandra Bullock ca. 1995.

    EDIT: though, yeah, I'll fuckin destroy a bologna sammich. Don't try to tell me it's better than a good burg tho.

    If I want a burger, no food is going to be better than a burger for me that day. But if I'm havin' burgs every day I'm gonna get fuckin' sick of burgs. A good chili isn't made any lesser simply because pizza also exists.

    Yeah, but literally none of those things are a bologna sandwich, and are (depending on quality of individual burg, pizza, or chili) better and more robust than one.

    Cheese pizza is the Tom Hanks of pizzas. I'd say Denzel is a barely-more-adventurous pepperoni pizza.

    Oh hey, two of the best pizzas that everyone loves!

    Pepperoni is a pretty good pizza

    Cheese pizza, American style, is for baby mouths.

    Literally, for children. I used to work at a pizza restaurant, and literally only children wanted that shit.

    Cheese pizza is for the guy you know who thinks ketchup is too spicy.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    None of those answers seem right to me though Nic Cage is closest.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Analogies are super bad for subjective opinions because you end up trying to use another, equally subjective opinion, as if it were an objective opinion. Just focus on the thing you actually want to talk about and don't confuse the issue by comparing it so something else.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Cheese pizza is for people that like pizza.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    So who is Pineapple pizza then?

    Johnny Depp

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I like really spicy food (made my own ghost chili sauce this year) and I also like cheese pizza, come at me bro.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    So who is Pineapple pizza then?

    Johnny Depp

    That was my first thought but I don't think a pineapple pizza ever abused a woman.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    It is my opinion that Tom Hanks is "the white Denzel Washington" and the reverse is also true

    Those dudes are taken for granted just how good they are because everyone already loves them

    As much as I'm super-glad to see another Black man make it like Denzel did, I have been well over him for going on a decade.

    I've also never felt like either Denzel or Tom Hanks 'disappear' into their roles.

    They are both hired specifically because they're Denzel, or because they're Tom Hanks.

    See Also: Julia Roberts, Tom Cruise, Sandra Bullock ca. 1995.

    EDIT: though, yeah, I'll fuckin destroy a bologna sammich. Don't try to tell me it's better than a good burg tho.

    If I want a burger, no food is going to be better than a burger for me that day. But if I'm havin' burgs every day I'm gonna get fuckin' sick of burgs. A good chili isn't made any lesser simply because pizza also exists.

    Yeah, but literally none of those things are a bologna sandwich, and are (depending on quality of individual burg, pizza, or chili) better and more robust than one.

    Cheese pizza is the Tom Hanks of pizzas. I'd say Denzel is a barely-more-adventurous pepperoni pizza.

    Oh hey, two of the best pizzas that everyone loves!

    Pepperoni is a pretty good pizza

    Cheese pizza, American style, is for baby mouths.

    Literally, for children. I used to work at a pizza restaurant, and literally only children wanted that shit.

    Cheese pizza is for the guy you know who thinks ketchup is too spicy.

    You've tried to prove your subjective opinion with another subjective opinion

    many adults dig cheese pizza

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    It is my opinion that Tom Hanks is "the white Denzel Washington" and the reverse is also true

    Those dudes are taken for granted just how good they are because everyone already loves them

    As much as I'm super-glad to see another Black man make it like Denzel did, I have been well over him for going on a decade.

    I've also never felt like either Denzel or Tom Hanks 'disappear' into their roles.

    They are both hired specifically because they're Denzel, or because they're Tom Hanks.

    See Also: Julia Roberts, Tom Cruise, Sandra Bullock ca. 1995.

    EDIT: though, yeah, I'll fuckin destroy a bologna sammich. Don't try to tell me it's better than a good burg tho.

    If I want a burger, no food is going to be better than a burger for me that day. But if I'm havin' burgs every day I'm gonna get fuckin' sick of burgs. A good chili isn't made any lesser simply because pizza also exists.

    Yeah, but literally none of those things are a bologna sandwich, and are (depending on quality of individual burg, pizza, or chili) better and more robust than one.

    Cheese pizza is the Tom Hanks of pizzas. I'd say Denzel is a barely-more-adventurous pepperoni pizza.

    Oh hey, two of the best pizzas that everyone loves!

    Pepperoni is a pretty good pizza

    Cheese pizza, American style, is for baby mouths.

    Literally, for children. I used to work at a pizza restaurant, and literally only children wanted that shit.

    Cheese pizza is for the guy you know who thinks ketchup is too spicy.

    I didn't realize we had elected a new pizza Caesar. What happened to the other one, little fella, didn't talk much?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Cheese pizza is for the guy you know who thinks ketchup is too spicy.

    Ha-wha???

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    MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    I like cheese pizza. But then, I don't normally eat garbage pizza that has to have its (lack of) taste covered up by ingredients.

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    It is my opinion that Tom Hanks is "the white Denzel Washington" and the reverse is also true

    Those dudes are taken for granted just how good they are because everyone already loves them

    As much as I'm super-glad to see another Black man make it like Denzel did, I have been well over him for going on a decade.

    I've also never felt like either Denzel or Tom Hanks 'disappear' into their roles.

    They are both hired specifically because they're Denzel, or because they're Tom Hanks.

    See Also: Julia Roberts, Tom Cruise, Sandra Bullock ca. 1995.

    EDIT: though, yeah, I'll fuckin destroy a bologna sammich. Don't try to tell me it's better than a good burg tho.

    If I want a burger, no food is going to be better than a burger for me that day. But if I'm havin' burgs every day I'm gonna get fuckin' sick of burgs. A good chili isn't made any lesser simply because pizza also exists.

    Yeah, but literally none of those things are a bologna sandwich, and are (depending on quality of individual burg, pizza, or chili) better and more robust than one.

    Cheese pizza is the Tom Hanks of pizzas. I'd say Denzel is a barely-more-adventurous pepperoni pizza.

    Oh hey, two of the best pizzas that everyone loves!

    Pepperoni is a pretty good pizza

    Cheese pizza, American style, is for baby mouths.

    Literally, for children. I used to work at a pizza restaurant, and literally only children wanted that shit.

    Cheese pizza is for the guy you know who thinks ketchup is too spicy.

    I didn't realize we had elected a new pizza Caesar. What happened to the other one, little fella, didn't talk much?

    I ate him and gained his power.

    Approacheth me, brethren.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    These are some out-of-left-field hot takes.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Cheese pizza is the only pizza I like

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    These are some out-of-left-field hot takes.

    But are they hotter than ketchup, this is now the question that burns

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    For the record, my pizza stance is that cheese pizza is very good, and my Hanks stance is that I don't really care about him (but I don't think I've seen anything he's made in the last like ten years and that was The Ladykillers, which uh, eurgh).

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    A good Cheese Pizza fuckin' rules

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Oh and my ketchup opinion is that it is too sweet.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    https://twitter.com//status/958049788607393792
    please don't be a Saving Mr. Banks please don't be a Saving Mr. Banks

    Saving Mr. Banks was a much different situation

    A famously prickly woman and someone we now know is kind of a monster, making Walt Disney look like a paragon of virtue and falsely making her look like she was ok with it

    Unless I'm wrong and missed something, I don't think theres a dark skeleton in Fred Rodgers' closet to be papered over

    He overfed those fish that one time

    Do you know why he announced he was feeding the fish on his episode?

    Part of Fred Rogers's routine on Mister Rogers' Neighborhood was feeding his fish. After recieving a letter from a blind little girl, he was careful to verbally tell viewers when he fed them:
    Dear Mister Rogers,

    Please say when you are feeding your fish, because I worry about them. I can't see if you are feeding them, so please say you are feeding them out loud.

    Katie, age 5

    Katie's father noted that she really does cry. Mister Rogers included Katie's letter in an anthology of letters that he received from children. In it, he reflected:
    Since hearing from Katie, I’ve tried to remember to mention out loud those times that I’m feeding the fish. Over the years, I’ve learned so much from children and their families. I like to think that we’ve all grown together.

    I have something in my eyes

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Also as a side note

    The idea that Tom Hanks is the "safest and whitest" choice and shouldn't play Fred Rodgers

    Like dude

    Who is Safer and Whiter

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Oh and my ketchup opinion is that it is too sweet.

    My ketchup opinion is that some people don't stomach tomatoes, tomato paste, or nightshades in general so acting huffish about someone's dietary choices is rude as fuck.

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    mxmarksmxmarks Registered User regular
    I saw a ton of movies this weekend. Great ones. Three Billboards, Logan, and then I re-watched Collateral...

    But I woke up on Saturday morning and my wife had literally just started "The Open House" on Netflix because she thought I was going to be asleep for awhile longer, and I stayed up and watched it with her.

    That is the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life, and by far the most unsatisfying ending to anything I think I've ever seen in any medium.

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    i have totally lost the plot of this conversation

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Oh and my ketchup opinion is that it is too sweet.

    My ketchup opinion is that some people don't stomach tomatoes, tomato paste, or nightshades in general so acting huffish about someone's dietary choices is rude as fuck.

    The secret of Tom Brady's power.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    i have totally lost the plot of this conversation

    Tom Hanks is opening a new pizza chain.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    i have totally lost the plot of this conversation

    The plot is that sometimes it's more interesting to talk about pizzas than casting news.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Oh and my ketchup opinion is that it is too sweet.

    My ketchup opinion is that some people don't stomach tomatoes, tomato paste, or nightshades in general so acting huffish about someone's dietary choices is rude as fuck.

    The secret of Tom Brady's power.

    Damage equal to his level?

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    The internet has ruined pizza

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    DecomposeyDecomposey Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    So who is Pineapple pizza then?

    Johnny Depp

    That was my first thought but I don't think a pineapple pizza ever abused a woman.

    I dunno, I had a ham and pineapple pizza on Saturday and it totally burned the roof of my mouth.

    Before following any advice, opinions, or thoughts I may have expressed in the above post, be warned: I found Keven Costners "Waterworld" to be a very entertaining film.
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I would definitely eat a pizza from a place that had Tom Hanks' face on the box.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Decomposey wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    So who is Pineapple pizza then?

    Johnny Depp

    That was my first thought but I don't think a pineapple pizza ever abused a woman.

    I dunno, I had a ham and pineapple pizza on Saturday and it totally burned the roof of my mouth.

    I had a joke here but I decided it is in poor taste so I'm not going to make it.

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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    I'll confess: both sandwiches and pizza are, to me, Food Delivery Methods.

    Sammiches are for the in-between parts, and pizzas are for the things that go on top.

    I rarely actively want a grilled cheese (as good as they can in fact be), and cheese pizza seems like a waste of money. Like, I feel as though I could just order some sort of cheesy bread at that point? And that's a thing I'll do!

    But bread ain't something I can get excited for under any circumstance. So spending $15+ on bread with cheese and some potentially decent sauce on it just... doesn't seem like a thing a person would do unless under duress.

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Last December I was a substitute social-studies teacher at a middle school, and I told the teacher in advance I would just run a trivia contest for half of her classes.

    So I wrote up my trivia questions, and the two rounds were Holiday Films & Star Wars.

    During the first round, I asked this question:

    #6. What noted actor provided the voice of the conductor in 2004's animated film, The Polar Express?

    A lot of the students didn't know it, so I gave them this hint, "He's the most beloved actor in America."

    And you would not believe how many times I heard a student answer with, "Johnny Depp."

    Eeaughhhh...

    God damn dude, that's almost as bad as when all those kids thought you were Ross Geller.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Man, everyone is entitled to their opinion but... That's one of the strangest opinions I've read in a while.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Got a hankering for some pizza now.

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