Took 9 games to get 1 win tonight. Just a slog through 8 purely unwinnable shitshows of tier 1, perfect curves, perfect answers, nut draws. A perfect night of meaningless inputs fun!
If you need a quick win just go to wild ranked. Assuming you don't play there regularly you'll be rank 25 and can win with half a deck.
I'm around rank 18 in wild. Normally it doesn't take 9 fucking games in standard to get a winnable one.
I lost track of how many Voidlords I had this game........
(spoilers: IT WAS A LOT)
EDIT: DID THE MATH
2 from Deck (summoned from hand via Skull)
1 from Faceless
2 from Bloodreaver
5 from N'Zoth
-2 to Mind Control
6 from Cube (Cubed one, Faceless on 2nd Cube storing 2)
So that was 18 oops 16 total Voidlords, but I lost two to Mindcontrols. :rotate:
So that was 18 total Voidlords, but I lost two to Mindcontrols. :rotate:
“Hans, are we the baddies?”
“No, my friend. That’s Dibby. Dibby once summoned 18 Void Lords in a game.”
“But. . . That would make Dibby history’s greatest monster.” “Indeed.”
In any case, my own climb to rank 5 is done. After playing Spell Hunter and Kathrena Hunter to rank seven, I stalled out. I’ve been playing Secret Mage on my alts, and I didn’t feel like playing the same darn deck all of the time. I decided to give Dude Paladin a go, and it’s been pretty darn good. Compared to Murloc Paladin, it feels like it has a weaker best case scenario and stronger worst case scenario. Which is a fancy way of saying that it’s more consistent.
I basically just grabbed the highest win rate version of the deck off of HS replay. I’m a little leery of the one-ofs in the deck; just one Spellbreaker, one Equality, one Unidentifed Maul, one Drygulch Jailor, and one Vinecleaver. Some of that is for curve reasons (two Vinecleavers would probably be bad), but I feel like one of the one-ofs should be replaced by a second Drygulch Jailor. He’s been excellent, except when a Priest turns out to not be Combo rather than Spiteful, steals him with Potion of Madness, and then follows up a few turns later with Knife Juggler and three Silver Hand dudes to wreck my board (that sucked).
### Dude, where’s my Murloc
# Class: Paladin
# Format: Standard
# Year of the Mammoth
2x (1) Argent Squire
2x (1) Lost in the Jungle
2x (1) Righteous Protector
2x (2) Dire Wolf Alpha
1x (2) Drygulch Jailor
1x (2) Equality
2x (2) Knife Juggler
2x (3) Divine Favor
2x (3) Rallying Blade
2x (3) Steward of Darkshire
1x (3) Unidentified Maul
2x (4) Call to Arms
2x (4) Lightfused Stegodon
1x (4) Spellbreaker
2x (5) Stand Against Darkness
2x (6) Crystal Lion
1x (6) Sunkeeper Tarim
1x (7) Vinecleaver
Now that I’m safely to my seasonal goal, I’m going to try to focus on Warlock. It’s one of the three classes that I don’t have at L60 (the others are Shaman and Warrior), so I figure that this is probably a good time to level it and pick up ranked wins.
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Now that I’m safely to my seasonal goal, I’m going to try to focus on Warlock. It’s one of the three classes that I don’t have at L60 (the others are Shaman and Warrior), so I figure that this is probably a good time to level it and pick up ranked wins.
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-1 Crystal Lion
-1 Stand Against Darkness
-1 Argent Squire
-1 Rallying Blade
2 from Deck (summoned from hand via Skull)
1 from Faceless
2 from Bloodreaver
5 from N'Zoth
-2 to Mind Control
6 from Cube (Cubed one, Faceless on 2nd Cube storing 2)
3 were played prior to Bloodreaver. Bloodreaver brought back 2. N'Zoth brought back 5.
All three Cubes died and summoned their respective Voidlords.
Also it was 16 not 18, I was accidentally adding 2 because I was just going down the list o' numbers I wrote up. Forgot there was a minus in front of that one >_>
I'm running Chittering Tunneler cause a) I opened two from the Mammoth Bundle and wanted to try it and b) I think it's Actually Good. Seriously, the number of times I've discovered an extra Spellstone (which then also upgrades immediately as it goes into hand), or gotten an extra board clear, or just something useful. It's also an extra proc for Spellstones outside of KobLibs and Hellfire.
N'Zoth is there for Extra Greedlording.
I might cut a Coil for that second Tunneler.
Edit: Tunneler(s) can just be Spellbreaker if you don't have em tho. But I like em.
I'm running Chittering Tunneler cause a) I opened two from the Mammoth Bundle and wanted to try it and b) I think it's Actually Good. Seriously, the number of times I've discovered an extra Spellstone (which then also upgrades immediately as it goes into hand), or gotten an extra board clear, or just something useful. It's also an extra proc for Spellstones outside of KobLibs and Hellfire.
N'Zoth is there for Extra Greedlording.
I might cut a Coil for that second Tunneler.
Edit: Tunneler(s) can just be Spellbreaker if you don't have em tho. But I like em.
Alternatively, Tunneler can be Prince 3 if you do have him.
I'm running Chittering Tunneler cause a) I opened two from the Mammoth Bundle and wanted to try it and b) I think it's Actually Good. Seriously, the number of times I've discovered an extra Spellstone (which then also upgrades immediately as it goes into hand), or gotten an extra board clear, or just something useful. It's also an extra proc for Spellstones outside of KobLibs and Hellfire.
N'Zoth is there for Extra Greedlording.
I might cut a Coil for that second Tunneler.
Edit: Tunneler(s) can just be Spellbreaker if you don't have em tho. But I like em.
Alternatively, Tunneler can be Prince 3 if you do have him.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about Taldy.
I have neither Taldy nor Umbra so I improvised a bit with my list. Works out tho~
Drafted a warlock deck in arena to get to 2 losses to prepare for the wild arena switch. I got offered 8 rares and 6 epics, but the deck scored like 68 points because I was given so many bad choices. And of course no legendaries yet again.
I did get a Voidlord and a Cube, though. I wonder if I'll get to live the dream before I hit 2 losses.
Ran into a ton of Warlock/Mage around rank 13-12. Got a little tilted so I put in 2 Spellbreakers and 2 Oozes. LOVED having 2 Oozes in hand on their turn 5 only to break their damn Warlock weapon. So good.
i think the other two choices were like, midnight drake and... ebon dragonsmith or something? some other lil' shitter? and in my head i'm like "pff those cards are dumb, at least temporus is a big body, what could go wrong?"
as it turns out, a lot
a lot can go wrong
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Does it matter what mage it is? You never give your opponent two turns in a row like this.
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Unless you're explicitly planning around it. My current idea is the turn 10 Temporus + Twilight's Call to summon two Sludge Belchers (or maybe Obsidian Statue).
I think Dibby was banking on his opponent being a pro Hearthstone player and missing lethal when given two turns from Temporus.
I just realised that makes me a pro Hearthstone player.
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Unless you're explicitly planning around it. My current idea is the turn 10 Temporus + Twilight's Call to summon two Sludge Belchers (or maybe Obsidian Statue).
Temporus with ice block and frost nova on the same turn could be a great combo.
Priest just needs to steal those cards.
Can historian find a class dragon for another class?
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Unless you're explicitly planning around it. My current idea is the turn 10 Temporus + Twilight's Call to summon two Sludge Belchers (or maybe Obsidian Statue).
Temporus with ice block and frost nova on the same turn could be a great combo.
Priest just needs to steal those cards.
Can historian find a class dragon for another class?
Nope. Otherwise you would have seen Raza Priest being a terror much earlier by discovering Coldarra Drake.
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I lost track of how many Voidlords I had this game........
(spoilers: IT WAS A LOT)
EDIT: DID THE MATH
2 from Deck (summoned from hand via Skull)
1 from Faceless
2 from Bloodreaver
5 from N'Zoth
-2 to Mind Control
6 from Cube (Cubed one, Faceless on 2nd Cube storing 2)
So that was 18 oops 16 total Voidlords, but I lost two to Mindcontrols. :rotate:
Full Replay here, if y'alls curious: https://hsreplay.net/replay/EYtdMbhooqueo7Me2kjMdG
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“Hans, are we the baddies?”
“No, my friend. That’s Dibby. Dibby once summoned 18 Void Lords in a game.”
“But. . . That would make Dibby history’s greatest monster.”
“Indeed.”
In any case, my own climb to rank 5 is done. After playing Spell Hunter and Kathrena Hunter to rank seven, I stalled out. I’ve been playing Secret Mage on my alts, and I didn’t feel like playing the same darn deck all of the time. I decided to give Dude Paladin a go, and it’s been pretty darn good. Compared to Murloc Paladin, it feels like it has a weaker best case scenario and stronger worst case scenario. Which is a fancy way of saying that it’s more consistent.
I basically just grabbed the highest win rate version of the deck off of HS replay. I’m a little leery of the one-ofs in the deck; just one Spellbreaker, one Equality, one Unidentifed Maul, one Drygulch Jailor, and one Vinecleaver. Some of that is for curve reasons (two Vinecleavers would probably be bad), but I feel like one of the one-ofs should be replaced by a second Drygulch Jailor. He’s been excellent, except when a Priest turns out to not be Combo rather than Spiteful, steals him with Potion of Madness, and then follows up a few turns later with Knife Juggler and three Silver Hand dudes to wreck my board (that sucked).
### Dude, where’s my Murloc
# Class: Paladin
# Format: Standard
# Year of the Mammoth
2x (1) Argent Squire
2x (1) Lost in the Jungle
2x (1) Righteous Protector
2x (2) Dire Wolf Alpha
1x (2) Drygulch Jailor
1x (2) Equality
2x (2) Knife Juggler
2x (3) Divine Favor
2x (3) Rallying Blade
2x (3) Steward of Darkshire
1x (3) Unidentified Maul
2x (4) Call to Arms
2x (4) Lightfused Stegodon
1x (4) Spellbreaker
2x (5) Stand Against Darkness
2x (6) Crystal Lion
1x (6) Sunkeeper Tarim
1x (7) Vinecleaver
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Now that I’m safely to my seasonal goal, I’m going to try to focus on Warlock. It’s one of the three classes that I don’t have at L60 (the others are Shaman and Warrior), so I figure that this is probably a good time to level it and pick up ranked wins.
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i'm the villain making the hearthstone meta horrible right now
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##where's my car
-1 Crystal Lion
-1 Stand Against Darkness
-1 Argent Squire
-1 Rallying Blade
+1 Smuggler's Run
+1 Drygulch Jailor
+1 Val'anyr
+1 Grimestreet Protector
Otherwise, yeah, that's the good stuff.
cubes and manipulators
3 were played prior to Bloodreaver. Bloodreaver brought back 2. N'Zoth brought back 5.
All three Cubes died and summoned their respective Voidlords.
Also it was 16 not 18, I was accidentally adding 2 because I was just going down the list o' numbers I wrote up. Forgot there was a minus in front of that one >_>
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I'm running Chittering Tunneler cause a) I opened two from the Mammoth Bundle and wanted to try it and b) I think it's Actually Good. Seriously, the number of times I've discovered an extra Spellstone (which then also upgrades immediately as it goes into hand), or gotten an extra board clear, or just something useful. It's also an extra proc for Spellstones outside of KobLibs and Hellfire.
N'Zoth is there for Extra Greedlording.
I might cut a Coil for that second Tunneler.
Edit: Tunneler(s) can just be Spellbreaker if you don't have em tho. But I like em.
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It really doesn't look like he had a clue.
The lethal was easy. Go face, drop Tyrion.
Next turn, just go face with everything. ez win.
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wra
Oh, yeah, I forgot about Taldy.
I have neither Taldy nor Umbra so I improvised a bit with my list. Works out tho~
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No N'zoth either.
that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat
yup!
he misses lethal twice in a row.
I did get a Voidlord and a Cube, though. I wonder if I'll get to live the dream before I hit 2 losses.
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i've been doing that with frostbolts for years
Mage and paladin were the hardest by far.
Used alarm o bot decks for everything but paladin(murloc) and shaman(token/bloodlust)
But mage was tricky cause you needed to mulligan 5 cards. Lackey+secret, alarm o bot, gastropod and finally a big taunt to protect your face.
one time i picked temporus from Historian cause the other two choices were butt
play him down
my opponent drops alexstrasza, then fireball+ping, i am dead
why is temporus such ass
never fucking again
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i think the other two choices were like, midnight drake and... ebon dragonsmith or something? some other lil' shitter? and in my head i'm like "pff those cards are dumb, at least temporus is a big body, what could go wrong?"
as it turns out, a lot
a lot can go wrong
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hey maybe you shouldn't give the combo deck a free combo piece
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A COMBO DECK
I THOUGHT IT WAS BIG SPELL MAGE
I ALSO DIDN'T KNOW IT HAD ALEXSTRASZA
I WAS AT FULL LIFE
I THOUGHT I WAS FINE
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I just realised that makes me a pro Hearthstone player.
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Especially mage, every deck but big spell generally runs tons of burn and has a 2 turn lethal from midgame on
Temporus with ice block and frost nova on the same turn could be a great combo.
Priest just needs to steal those cards.
Can historian find a class dragon for another class?
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wra
Nope. Otherwise you would have seen Raza Priest being a terror much earlier by discovering Coldarra Drake.
No word on exact time.