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BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
edited May 2007 in PAX Archive
Cherry bawls!

http://www.bawls.com/cherry.html

:D

*Pops open the cherry bawls*
A whole new series of bawls jokes is now born.

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  • sakanasakana Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The Bawls Gods granted my prayers for sweet, sweet cherry Bawls.

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  • BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Let the innuendo begin!

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  • xxhennersxxxxhennersxx Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    BigRed wrote: »
    Cherry bawls!

    http://www.bawls.com/cherry.html

    :D

    *Pops open the cherry baws*
    A whole new series of bawls jokes is now born.

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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  • BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue bawls - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red bawls - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

    hahaha @ enforcers

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  • BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    omg!
    BAWLS Guarana Cherry will hit store shelves in markets this month in Hobarama’s award-winning 16 oz cans. To keep in line with Buppert’s preference for innovative packaging, the BAWLS Guarana Cherry cans have been designed to change color once the beverage is cold enough to enjoy. A red, bumped glass bottle offering is scheduled to launch this summer.

    A red bottle :D

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  • whypick1whypick1 PAX [E] Info Booth Manager ~2' from an LCDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Great, now I'll have to deal with a new set of Bawls jokes and all sorts of nasty stuff I've seen on the Internet dancing inside my head during my next class.

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  • ctishmanctishman Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Seriously, they better not bring any of that weak-ass can shit to PAX. Blue bottles or nothin'!

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  • BSR StashBSR Stash Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I guess it will be time to break everyones red bawls cherry.

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  • chaosisorderchaosisorder Cupcake Princess and Pinny Whore OregonRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The happy site says it is already available. Can anybody point me to somewhere in the Bay Area that has this wonder of wonders?

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  • BamboozaBambooza Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I imagine your best bet is to simply order it online. I know that CompUSA here in Reno carries the original Bawls?... Blue Bawls?? You might also try Fry’s as they in the past have carried Bawls.

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  • BinkleyBinkley Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    zOMG! I love anything cherry flavored, shit I'm so getting a bloody nose at PAX! XD

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  • BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bambooza wrote: »
    I imagine your best bet is to simply order it online. I know that CompUSA here in Reno carries the original Bawls?... Blue Bawls?? You might also try Fry’s as they in the past have carried Bawls.

    I keep being told 5/11 in all my inquires for cherry bawls.

    The only places that might have it in western WA are 7-11's and costco. No more compusa here as they closed all stores in western WA :(

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  • ElectricTurtleElectricTurtle Seeress WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    BigRed wrote: »
    Bambooza wrote: »
    I imagine your best bet is to simply order it online. I know that CompUSA here in Reno carries the original Bawls?... Blue Bawls?? You might also try Fry’s as they in the past have carried Bawls.

    I keep being told 5/11 in all my inquires for cherry bawls.

    The only places that might have it in western WA are 7-11's and costco. No more compusa here as they closed all stores in western WA :(

    Uh, I know of several QFCs and Central Markets that carry Bawls regularly. Not to mention that the Shoreline Central Market has some of the best Asian grocery outside of Uwajimaya.

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Apparently Target is now carrying Bawls as well. Don't know how many of them are, though.

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  • xxhennersxxxxhennersxx Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Chevron as well Chevron on mountain highway has bawls. the 711 on Pacific avenue carries bawls as well. i have another source in that area...but it's my personal stash basically because i work there. :lol:

    edit: it's a chevron. not AM/PM. Also, Gameon in South Hill mall in Puyallup carries it. Also, my secret stash is Albertsons on Pacific Avenue. chevon = bottle and can. 711 has cans. Albertsons has bottles. Costco near Tacoma Mall has it in cans. Game on in Southhill carries cans.

    Cheapest is Albertsons. 1.49 for a bottle. went looking for Cherry Bawls today, but nothing so far.

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  • xxhennersxxxxhennersxx Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    edit: double post

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  • KyanilisKyanilis Bellevue, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    xxhennersxx wrote: »
    Chevron as well Chevron on mountain highway has bawls. the 711 on Pacific avenue carries bawls as well. i have another source in that area...but it's my personal stash basically because i work there. :lol:

    edit: it's a chevron. not AM/PM. Also, Gameon in South Hill mall in Puyallup carries it. Also, my secret stash is Albertsons on Pacific Avenue. chevon = bottle and can. 711 has cans. Albertsons has bottles. Costco near Tacoma Mall has it in cans. Game on in Southhill carries cans.

    Cheapest is Albertsons. 1.49 for a bottle. went looking for Cherry Bawls today, but nothing so far.

    Yeah, I try not to shop for Bawls at that Albertsons, for some reason the first time I found Bawls there a few of the bottles were open...yeah that worries me.

    I have bought a few from there, but I always grab the ones in the back.

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    This thread made me thirsty. That alone is a reason for me to want PAX now. COPIOUS TASTY DRINKS OF INSOMNIA!

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  • ElectricTurtleElectricTurtle Seeress WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Kyanilis wrote: »
    xxhennersxx wrote: »
    Chevron as well Chevron on mountain highway has bawls. the 711 on Pacific avenue carries bawls as well. i have another source in that area...but it's my personal stash basically because i work there. :lol:

    edit: it's a chevron. not AM/PM. Also, Gameon in South Hill mall in Puyallup carries it. Also, my secret stash is Albertsons on Pacific Avenue. chevon = bottle and can. 711 has cans. Albertsons has bottles. Costco near Tacoma Mall has it in cans. Game on in Southhill carries cans.

    Cheapest is Albertsons. 1.49 for a bottle. went looking for Cherry Bawls today, but nothing so far.

    Yeah, I try not to shop for Bawls at that Albertsons, for some reason the first time I found Bawls there a few of the bottles were open...yeah that worries me.

    I have bought a few from there, but I always grab the ones in the back.

    That doesn't surprise me at all, Albertson's is the freaking bottem of the barrel of grocery stores.

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  • BamboozaBambooza Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Not sure Albertsons is the champ of the bottom anymore since Wal-Mart decided to expand their mighty empire to include foods.

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  • KyanilisKyanilis Bellevue, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Eh, I find Wal-Mart's grocery selection to not be that bad, its kinda like having a Safeway in there really. At least, I don't find half empty packaging in there.

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  • kruxkrux Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I can't bring myself to by groceries at walmart. I usually get annoyed with walmart about 10 minutes before I leave the house to go there. My hatred for the superstore runs deep.

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  • xxhennersxxxxhennersxx Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Kyanilis wrote: »
    xxhennersxx wrote: »
    Chevron as well Chevron on mountain highway has bawls. the 711 on Pacific avenue carries bawls as well. i have another source in that area...but it's my personal stash basically because i work there. :lol:

    edit: it's a chevron. not AM/PM. Also, Gameon in South Hill mall in Puyallup carries it. Also, my secret stash is Albertsons on Pacific Avenue. chevon = bottle and can. 711 has cans. Albertsons has bottles. Costco near Tacoma Mall has it in cans. Game on in Southhill carries cans.

    Cheapest is Albertsons. 1.49 for a bottle. went looking for Cherry Bawls today, but nothing so far.

    Yeah, I try not to shop for Bawls at that Albertsons, for some reason the first time I found Bawls there a few of the bottles were open...yeah that worries me.

    I have bought a few from there, but I always grab the ones in the back.

    Thats because Albertsons has a policy that you can drink and eat food while shopping...just pay for it when you're done.

    someone probably opened it, didn't like it (LE GASP!) and then put it back on the shelf. I've had seen it happen. You just got there before someone caught it.

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  • KyanilisKyanilis Bellevue, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ...not like Bawls? How...I don't...I can't comprehend that.

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  • xxhennersxxxxhennersxx Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Kyanilis wrote: »
    ...not like Bawls? How...I don't...I can't comprehend that.

    this girl i'm seeing doesn't like it either. she says it tastes like liquid skittles. which is how i described it to my ex...but...this girl doesn't like that taste as much as the rest of us i guess.

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  • BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I think "Fruity sprite" better describes it.

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  • ElectricTurtleElectricTurtle Seeress WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    xxhennersxx wrote: »
    Kyanilis wrote: »
    ...not like Bawls? How...I don't...I can't comprehend that.

    this girl i'm seeing doesn't like it either. she says it tastes like liquid skittles. which is how i described it to my ex...but...this girl doesn't like that taste as much as the rest of us i guess.

    Dump her.

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  • kruxkrux Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ElectricTurtle wrote: »
    xxhennersxx wrote: »
    Kyanilis wrote: »
    ...not like Bawls? How...I don't...I can't comprehend that.

    this girl i'm seeing doesn't like it either. she says it tastes like liquid skittles. which is how i described it to my ex...but...this girl doesn't like that taste as much as the rest of us i guess.

    Dump her.

    Sound advice.

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  • KyanilisKyanilis Bellevue, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    krux wrote: »
    ElectricTurtle wrote: »
    xxhennersxx wrote: »
    Kyanilis wrote: »
    ...not like Bawls? How...I don't...I can't comprehend that.

    this girl i'm seeing doesn't like it either. she says it tastes like liquid skittles. which is how i described it to my ex...but...this girl doesn't like that taste as much as the rest of us i guess.

    Dump her.

    Sound advice.

    Thirded.

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Some of us can't handle the extra caffeine. I took a sip of the sno-balls sample at pax and had to throw most of it away. too much for my system :(

    That being said, I can stay awake I need to. *shrug* I'm weird though. One of those weird non-caffinated people.

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  • ElectricTurtleElectricTurtle Seeress WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Viscountalpha wrote: »
    Some of us can't handle the extra caffeine. I took a sip of the sno-balls sample at pax and had to throw most of it away. too much for my system :(

    That being said, I can stay awake I need to. *shrug* I'm weird though. One of those weird non-caffinated people.

    ...
    A WITCH!
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    BURN HIM!

    That Sno-Bawls shit did taste awful though... regardless of caffiene.

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  • BamboozaBambooza Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Blasphemer


    Lets see if he floats and thus must be a witch.

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  • KyanilisKyanilis Bellevue, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Admittedly, Sno-Bawls isn't all that great...but one can not deny regular Bawls.

    I'm SURE there is some law about it somewhere. I mean, how could there not be?

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  • BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You guys are crazy, sno-bawls are awesome.

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  • xxhennersxxxxhennersxx Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Viscountalpha wrote: »
    Some of us can't handle the extra caffeine. I took a sip of the sno-balls sample at pax and had to throw most of it away. too much for my system :(

    That being said, I can stay awake I need to. *shrug* I'm weird though. One of those weird non-caffinated people.

    extra? it's got 80 mg of caffeine in 10 ounces. thats less caffeine per ounce than red bull and most other energy drinks

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  • BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    xxhennersxx wrote: »
    Viscountalpha wrote: »
    Some of us can't handle the extra caffeine. I took a sip of the sno-balls sample at pax and had to throw most of it away. too much for my system :(

    That being said, I can stay awake I need to. *shrug* I'm weird though. One of those weird non-caffinated people.

    extra? it's got 80 mg of caffeine in 10 ounces. thats less caffeine per ounce than red bull and most other energy drinks

    lawl

    in 05 it was 80mg per ounce. For some reason they diluted it way down for retail release/pax06 :( that made me sadface.

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  • xxhennersxxxxhennersxx Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    BigRed wrote: »
    xxhennersxx wrote: »
    Viscountalpha wrote: »
    Some of us can't handle the extra caffeine. I took a sip of the sno-balls sample at pax and had to throw most of it away. too much for my system :(

    That being said, I can stay awake I need to. *shrug* I'm weird though. One of those weird non-caffinated people.

    extra? it's got 80 mg of caffeine in 10 ounces. thats less caffeine per ounce than red bull and most other energy drinks

    lawl

    in 05 it was 08mg per ounce. For some reason they diluted it way down for retail release/pax06 :( that made me sadface.

    I think the only other energy drink on the market with less caffeine an ounce than Bawls is Rip It, which has 100 mg in it's 16 ounce can.

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  • BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    oops that was supposed to be 80, lol

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