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Here Lies [Love] and some really fuckin' rad couches

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Repopulate it with your words

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    I asked someone I matched with today if they could carry me out of Platinum in Overwatch.

    I think they might?

    I'm not sure I'm doing it right, but I'm getting results.

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Einzel wrote: »
    Do I need to pull out Bearby, my 35 year old koala Shirt Tales pillow just to shame you for being wrong, Saru? Cause he's the

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    Look at this fucking asshole.

    I hate him.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Okay so I am definitely into the “can’t sleep” portion of being sad.

    But actual bad feelings seem to have tapered off.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    My sister is claiming that her rib has relocated itself in her neck
    problem is she's so high on painkillers that I can't tell if this is an accurate reporting of an insane sounding medical problem or an inaccurate reporting of a more normal sounding medical problem.

    I think she's getting an x-ray today, hopefully that will clear things up one way or another.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    My sister is claiming that her rib has relocated itself in her neck
    problem is she's so high on painkillers that I can't tell if this is an accurate reporting of an insane sounding medical problem or an inaccurate reporting of a more normal sounding medical problem.

    I think she's getting an x-ray today, hopefully that will clear things up one way or another.

    I hope she's okay, whatever has happened to her.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I can guarantee it will be something bizarre that only ever happens to 0.001% of the population.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    She’s sounding a lot like my sister...

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I got a solid 14 hours of sleep today and it was great.

    I didn't even know it was World Sleep Day!

    Happy World Sleep Day, everyone.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    My sister is claiming that her rib has relocated itself in her neck
    problem is she's so high on painkillers that I can't tell if this is an accurate reporting of an insane sounding medical problem or an inaccurate reporting of a more normal sounding medical problem.

    I think she's getting an x-ray today, hopefully that will clear things up one way or another.

    are there ribs in your neck?

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    no, so I think having one there points to a problem.

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Collarbone?

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    collarbone ain't a rib

    could be a cervical rib, but those are congenital

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    Collarbone?

    Excuse me, Gvz, but I think I know my ribs from my collarbone.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I need some peace and quiet so I can determine whether this thing here is my ass or a hole in the ground.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    being sick sucks, weird dreams...

    Also I am kinda trying to figure things to do with myself to pass the time til I hear back from ood but keep coming up blank. it's making me very anxious and I hate it. I tired posting about it in the job thread since talking about it helps make me less nervous, but since I'm not a regular in there my posts kinda got lost in the shuffle.

    I suppose I could focus on losing weight and being active again... but blech.

    Also I could try to date I guess but I am kinda boring, I just never do anything.

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    ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    sarukun wrote: »
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    Collarbone?

    Excuse me, Gvz, but I think I know my ribs from my collarbone.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I need some peace and quiet so I can determine whether this thing here is my ass or a hole in the ground.

    Why not both

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2018
    tynic wrote: »
    I can guarantee it will be something bizarre that only ever happens to 0.001% of the population.

    Ok so, update:
    - her rib cartilage got dislodged? Or damaged? and left one of her upper ribs free to shift around and poke into her upper spine
    - unclear if actually neck or just upper back but if it's very top rib could well be neck
    - apparently this is not an unknown thing but usually only happens with the lower ribs, as anticipated she just had to be different.

    So, not a Valium induced fever dream, just Valium inhibited anatomical description.

    Myself I've torn a lower intercostal muscle from coughing so as a family we're clearly going to town on the whole ribcage. I'm going to see if I can tape it up or something.

    tynic on
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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    How are they even gonna deal with that, do they just bolt her rib back into place or something?

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I got a solid 14 hours of sleep today and it was great.

    I didn't even know it was World Sleep Day!

    Happy World Sleep Day, everyone.

    Oh a day just for me, how nice.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    How are they even gonna deal with that, do they just bolt her rib back into place or something?

    Well they try to avoid surgery but yeah, basically. They kind of massage it back where it should be, tape up the muscles to hold it in as much as possible, tell her to try not to move to much till it fixes itself. Nobody seems to know how long it will take to heal.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    So she's been banned from sneezing then.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    I hope she's not a violent sneezer. That led to one of the worst pains I can remember after an operation.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    honovere wrote: »
    I hope she's not a violent sneezer. That led to one of the worst pains I can remember after an operation.

    I tell you what, though - those surgeons did a fucking brilliant job re-attaching your face for the second time. First the angry gibbon tore it off, then you sneezed it off, and there's no way anyone on Earth would ever be able to tell it's been sewn back on, TWICE. Not even a single solitary tiny scar.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Wow, that's a very unique injury! I hope their recovery goes well!

    Broken ribs are awful, I've broken ribs twice from asthma fits
    8-)

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I can guarantee it will be something bizarre that only ever happens to 0.001% of the population.

    Ok so, update:
    - her rib cartilage got dislodged? Or damaged? and left one of her upper ribs free to shift around and poke into her upper spine
    - unclear if actually neck or just upper back but if it's very top rib could well be neck
    - apparently this is not an unknown thing but usually only happens with the lower ribs, as anticipated she just had to be different.

    So, not a Valium induced fever dream, just Valium inhibited anatomical description.

    Myself I've torn a lower intercostal muscle from coughing so as a family we're clearly going to town on the whole ribcage. I'm going to see if I can tape it up or something.

    This has been a wild ride.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Hope she recovers quickly!

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Infidel wrote: »
    Juggernut’s time to shine!

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    CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited March 2018
    Person messages me yesterday afternoon on OKC, I start conversing with her and a span of time passes since I last message something (assuming she's wrapping up/leaving work), nap for about an hour or so after that and then discover she deactivated the account. A shame since her bio indicated complementary interests.

    But also made me think why she even bothered contacting me? Le sigh online dating sites...

    CptKemzik on
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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Aw man. Little dude at this coffee shop just got shot down by the girl he asked to prom.

    Mad love, Little Dude.

    Mad love.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    GO TO PROM WITH HIM.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    If he wasn't in Middle and/or highschool I would.

    Little Dude's gotta learn to fly with his own wings on this one.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    GO TO PROM WITH...

    me?

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Show me the limo and the corsage first and then we'll talk

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2018
    The limo will be my bed, and the corsage will be cake donuts and the actual prom part will just be us laying in bed, eating cake donuts and watching Full Metal Alchemist.

    ChicoBlue on
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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    The limo will be my bed, and the corsage will be cake donuts and the actual prom part will just be us laying in bed, eating cake donuts and watching Full Metal Alchemist.

    Those are literally the best possible combination of words you could've said pick me up at now

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I will not be wearing pants

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    juggernaut + chico rn:

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Jesus, I wish somebody would sweep me off my feet like that.

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    How are normal people supposed to compete with romance like that

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