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simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered User regular
edited February 2018 in Debate and/or Discourse
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
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    I ate an engineer
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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
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    What's up, yolks?

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    "Uh oh, this sandwich sprung a leak."

    Team Umizoomi, what are you doing

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
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    *Narrows eyes at Haphazard*

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Silent Bob was nearly silenced for good this weekend

    Classy

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
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    滚蛋

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
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    *Narrows eyes at Haphazard*

    The white in your eyes are not egg white.

    ... actually they might be...

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Good mornin', [chat]

    Woke up to walk and feed this pup, then fed myself

    Now I think we're both going back to bed for a bit

    Busy morning, as you can tell

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Morning Chat, heading to court in DC this morning. Hopefully you fine folks will be less legally involved today than this

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
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    It figures. Dude loses weight, starts taking genuine interest in his health and well-being and boom blocked artery.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
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    Bodies tend to dislike change, it seems.

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
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    Ludious wrote: »
    It figures. Dude loses weight, starts taking genuine interest in his health and well-being and boom blocked artery.
    Losing weight (especially rapidly) does stress the body. Eventually the health improves past the stress but it is a thing to be wary about.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    Team Euro-egg.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
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    Looks like a coalition of eggs will be necessary to gain overall power

    In the process of achieving our goal, small things will inevitably be ignored or damaged

    There's probably a good metaphor for that somewhere

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
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    Hardboiled. Soft boiled. Stick em in a stew. Then throw that stew in the trash. Eggs are disgusting.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Hardboiled. Soft boiled. Stick em in a stew. Then throw that stew in the trash. Eggs are disgusting.

    wha

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    i am soft boiling eggs right now

    keeping it the realest

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Ugh. Today's gonna be rough. Tried going to bed around noon, tossed and turned all night, woke up around 5-ish I think? Not sure.

    He/Him | "A boat is always safest in the harbor, but that’s not why we build boats." | "If you run, you gain one. If you move forward, you gain two." - Suletta Mercury, G-Witch
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    Ugh. Today's gonna be rough. Tried going to bed around noon, tossed and turned all night, woke up around 5-ish I think? Not sure.

    is there a reason you wouldn't feel rested on 17 hours of half sleep

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
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    try to vote for the egg that you think will get the least votes

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    A woman on the radio (who was interviewed, but they didn't say who she was) claimed that "The pot that's on the streets nowadays is very strong. it's as strong as crack" and I'm.......... kinda skeptical that that's possible?

    But i don't know drugs so I can't dispute it.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    A woman on the radio (who was interviewed, but they didn't say who she was) claimed that "The pot that's on the streets nowadays is very strong. it's as strong as crack" and I'm.......... kinda skeptical that that's possible?

    But i don't know drugs so I can't dispute it.

    it's just nonsense scaremongering

    they're totally different classes of drugs with different psycho- and physiological effects

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Don’t trust a dealer that makes that claim. Their shit is laced

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    Ugh. Today's gonna be rough. Tried going to bed around noon, tossed and turned all night, woke up around 5-ish I think? Not sure.

    is there a reason you wouldn't feel rested on 17 hours of half sleep

    Midnight.

    Ugh. Today is going to be even rougher than I thought.

    He/Him | "A boat is always safest in the harbor, but that’s not why we build boats." | "If you run, you gain one. If you move forward, you gain two." - Suletta Mercury, G-Witch
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    I like to keep a couple of hard boiled eggs in my combat trousers at all times for protein on the go. Increasingly fermented protein on the go.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    A woman on the radio (who was interviewed, but they didn't say who she was) claimed that "The pot that's on the streets nowadays is very strong. it's as strong as crack" and I'm.......... kinda skeptical that that's possible?

    But i don't know drugs so I can't dispute it.

    it's just nonsense scaremongering

    they're totally different classes of drugs with different psycho- and physiological effects

    I mean, yeah, it's like saying "This year's flu virus is very strong, it's almost as strong as appenditis!"

    Which...... is useless and makes no sense.

    but at the same time, I don't know enugh about virology and appendices to dispute that claim. : '

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    @ronya, both. Flower garden by the bay yesterday, orchid garden in the botanic gardens today.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    We are changing Squid's name to "Legitimate Grievance," because they are whiny as fuck and maximally annoying, but it's always because they like, need food or something. @desc

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
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    Well pot isn’t chemically addictive like crack is for starters. It doesn’t trigger desperation for another hit that leads to all kinds of terrible stuff like crack.

    That’s just scratching the surface.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
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    Egg #3 is the safe choice. #1 is a trap and #2 is what anyone knowing #1 is a trap would pick therefore making #2 a trap too.

    QED

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Well pot isn’t chemically addictive like crack is for starters. It doesn’t trigger desperation for another hit that leads to all kinds of terrible stuff like crack.

    That’s just scratching the surface.

    Not to mention that it's a stimulant and weed is not

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
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    How does pot rank against appendicitis?

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Quid wrote: »
    How does pot rank against appendicitis?

    pot: :+1:

    appendicitis: :-1:

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Coffee is as strong as Whiskey

    That's the comparison she's making

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Speaking of drugs I've been having HotS withdrawals won't be able to play for at least another week while I am without keyboard

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    Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
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    Oh man, I'm glad Kevin Smith didn't die this weekend... WTF?

    Everyone has a price. Throw enough gold around and someone will risk disintegration.
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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
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    Coffee is as strong as Whiskey

    That's the comparison she's making

    What if it's Irish Coffee?
    It's ok, I'm totally like some percent Irish.

    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
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