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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm at least partially allergic to pecans because on contact with my mouth they make it sting slightly and it lingers for quite a while.

    IDGAF I love pecans

    A sales guy brought in this pistachio cake and it was delicious but I don't think it was supposed to taste like scratchiness. I may be allergic to pistachios which is whatever but that cake....

    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Honestly what even was our life before mpreg fanfiction tbh

    I weep for all the rule 34 art perverted nerds created in the 70s and 80s but couldn't share with the world because the internet hadn't yet caught on.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Regular brain: Reese's easter eggs
    Celestial Brain: Cadbury Creme Eggs
    Galactic Brain: TURTLE Caramel & Pecan Eggs

    i thought the top tier was imported cadbury eggs

    look, I love cadbury eggs, but turtles are top tier always. The fact that DeMet's was like, how can we beat the creme egg? Oh I know we just make a creme egg shaped turtle, let's call it a day, oh it's only 10 AM? Let's go see black panther again

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I don't know about you guys but I just finished my epic 5 jerk session to Candy Kong. Whew. I'm dehydrated.

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Honestly what even was our life before mpreg fanfiction tbh

    Well Quiplash answers were more clever and original I guess

    Damn.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    pecan wheels used to be 99 cent for a tray and thats how my mom bought my silence on food fair outings

    Bless your heart.
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    They're making a mixed live action CGI sonic the hedgehog movie.

    Abby Russell from Giant Bomb's first reaction to this news, hearing it on a podcast:

    "Wow I can't wait to see how they render Sonic's giant pregnant belly, where he's pregnant for an adult Mario, because that's the only sonic I know."

    I nearly drove my car into a ditch.
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    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Two fucked up internet things that will always get me laughing way too hard if I think about it too much:

    mpreg and bug chasing

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    But seriously I liked the Sonic Comics a lot and thought the one cartoon that was close to the comics was awesome, but there was another one that sucked.

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    Just look at these rad characters! Sonic had attitude and loved chili dogs, Knuckles was pretty much Vegeta, there's a southern talking bunny with a sweet robot arm, a french guy that everyone shit on but was eventually rad all kinds of ways, a cool walrus mechanic, Sally was badass even though she was essentially naked all the time...and for some reason Big the Cat and Amy are in there too.)

    And then in Sonic #50, Robotnik tries to murder all the freedom fighters and sonic has a badass fight with him and ends up super-murdering Robotnik.
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    Also Robotnik is still a better name than Eggman.

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Now I want to know who #1 was.

    Dude it had to be Crash's girlfriend from the first game.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    I don't know about you guys but I just finished my epic 5 jerk session to Candy Kong. Whew. I'm dehydrated.

    Nah man, all about that gator with the tig ol bitties.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2018
    Eddy wrote: »
    @Abdhyius did you ever get that three-piece suit?

    I did not

    been a slow month work-wise, combined with some money stuff that wiped out my nest egg, so it'll have to wait


    although the 17th of may would be quite an excellent time to get a new suit, especially one that isn't dark

    Abdhyius on
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Eggman was the name the border agent gave him on Ellis Island

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Were sonic comics dumb? Yes. Do I completely love them anyway? Yes.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Honestly what even was our life before mpreg fanfiction tbh

    Well Quiplash answers were more clever and original I guess

    ovipos

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Apparently the Sonic comics started actually trying to follow the plots of the games, a clear mistake.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    I was about to accuse chat of "tittyshaming a crocodile" but I looked at the sentence and had a cold moment of clarity

    a cold-blooded moment of clarity more like

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  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Honestly what even was our life before mpreg fanfiction tbh

    I weep for all the rule 34 art perverted nerds created in the 70s and 80s but couldn't share with the world because the internet hadn't yet caught on.

    yeah but how precious were the individual pieces

    weep for the quantity and the devaluation

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I rewatched Elysium, while not very good it has very cool futurelooks.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Now I want to know who #1 was.

    Dude it had to be Crash's girlfriend from the first game.

    That list was made in 2007 but, for a more modern list, I'd put Cortana at #1 with her growing EE breasts over the whole Halo series.

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    10 minutes until this Nintendo Direct, what are we thinking/hoping?

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Honestly what even was our life before mpreg fanfiction tbh

    I weep for all the rule 34 art perverted nerds created in the 70s and 80s but couldn't share with the world because the internet hadn't yet caught on.

    You mean tijuana bibles?

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    10 minutes until this Nintendo Direct, what are we thinking/hoping?

    more on Metroid Prime 4

    literally all i care about

    vRyue2p.png
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    I rewatched Elysium, while not very good it has very cool futurelooks.

    AK with a weird barrel thingy!

    Sharlto Copeley is a weird hobo assassin

    hobosassin

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    edited March 2018
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Now I want to know who #1 was.

    Dude it had to be Crash's girlfriend from the first game.

    That list was made in 2007 but, for a more modern list, I'd put Cortana at #1 with her growing EE breasts over the whole Halo series.

    Oh, for some reason I thought it was specifically animals. If we're talking just game characters, I'm going Soul Calibur's Ivy.

    Or I guess Voldo could also be #1

    Ilpala on
    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I think early sexual deviants were more dangerous because they had less outlets and it evened out over time as their weirdness co-mingled with other weirdos and just became another kink. One of the most famous pieces of early internet lore is usenet furries stalking the voice actress of Babs Bunny from Tiny Toons because she was the first sexual furry object that intersected with large scale internet usage. One usenet furry in particular became her legit stalker.

    But all in all I think it's good for freaks to have outlets where they won't go nuts or get kinkshamed

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    10 minutes until this Nintendo Direct, what are we thinking/hoping?

    more on Metroid Prime 4

    literally all i care about

    Prime 4 and Pokemon Switch are my pipe dream features.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited March 2018
    At work I'm supposed to be managing a subordinate, the first member of my team. But christ, I am a bad manager, I don't want to split up projects and delegate. People do things the wrong way and delegation wastes valuable doing stuff time.

    This was the only point I got dinged on during my eval.

    So I send out a meeting request today to him, like, ok I've got this project I want to pull you in on, let's talk about all these things, here's the itinerary for a meeting. I get back a response a minute later:

    Meeting Request Declined: "I was in a terrible sporting accident and I hurt my elbow really badly. I am at the hospital right now and I will need to have a lot of surgeries and I don't know when I'll be back to work."

    OH THANK GOD

    i mean oh no that sounds really bad I bet it hurt best of luck with your knee or whatever

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I think early sexual deviants were more dangerous because they had less outlets and it evened out over time as their weirdness co-mingled with other weirdos and just became another kink. One of the most famous pieces of early internet lore is usenet furries stalking the voice actress of Babs Bunny from Tiny Toons because she was the first sexual furry object that intersected with large scale internet usage. One usenet furry in particular became her legit stalker.

    But all in all I think it's good for freaks to have outlets where they won't go nuts or get kinkshamed

    hoo boy

    how'd they take the bunny from Space Jam

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I hope the post-Bay Transformers are a coming of age story where Optimus Prime faces an unexpected pregnancy, in a dystopia where having children is illegal Optimus Prime is pregnant, Optimus Prime's deep cover spy mission is derailed when he becomes pregnant, etc.

    Happiness is within reach!
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    should i prefer to remain blissfully ignorant of what bug chasing is given the current context?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    Crappy retro graphics? Here is Commodore era Monster Hunter:

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    is that Forbidden Forest?

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    should i prefer to remain blissfully ignorant of what bug chasing is given the current context?

    It is somehow worse than you think it is.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    sanic plz

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    10 minutes until this Nintendo Direct, what are we thinking/hoping?

    more on Metroid Prime 4

    literally all i care about

    Prime 4 and Pokemon Switch are my pipe dream features.

    pipe dream?

    Prime 4 was announced last year, they just didn't have any details on it

    vRyue2p.png
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    If your sexual fantasies aren't at least mildly disturbing to some part of your brain, what's even the point in having them

    -Finishes-

    -immediately closes browser tab because good lord that is revolting all of a sudden-

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2018
    I was looking through my imgur images and I came over this, the tactical plan the platoon had in planetside 2, for taking Allatum Bio Lab

    NssCi22.jpg

    it's my favourite cock and balls drawing on a map, because the platoon leader did it gradually, describing each step, and it was a legitimate plan that actually worked

    Abdhyius on
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  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    10 minutes until this Nintendo Direct, what are we thinking/hoping?

    more on Metroid Prime 4

    literally all i care about

    Prime 4 and Pokemon Switch are my pipe dream features.

    funny thing i learned recently: "pipe dreams" refers to hallucinations or impressions of folks smoking opium

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    should i prefer to remain blissfully ignorant of what bug chasing is given the current context?

    It is somehow worse than you think it is.

    I found this out as well.

    It's... what the fuck...

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Couscous wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    should i prefer to remain blissfully ignorant of what bug chasing is given the current context?

    It is somehow worse than you think it is.

    dear god

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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