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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    hot take central

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  • SkwigelfSkwigelf Passed out in a cloud of farts and cigarette smoke.Registered User regular
    WWE ran out of colours for John Cena's shirts.

    He's been wearing neon green for a while now.

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    he's never gone like, hot pink right?

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  • hailtothekalehailtothekale Registered User regular
    Just watched the SANADA/Chuck Taylor match and yeah, it was really good. Those two work well together. And it reminded me of something Chuck said in an interview a couple years ago, that one of the reasons he likes doing comedy is because when he has a good match it looks extra impressive in comparison.

  • HawkstoneHawkstone Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Somewhere outside of BarstowRegistered User regular
    This is so dumb...he could always join the battle royal.

    Inside of a dog...it's too dark to read.
  • CuvisTheConquerorCuvisTheConqueror They always say "yee haw" but they never ask "haw yee?" Registered User regular
    When you're John Cena, you can just straight gank Sasquatch's beer.

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  • SkwigelfSkwigelf Passed out in a cloud of farts and cigarette smoke.Registered User regular
    Ouch. I hope they have some ointment in the medical station.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    lol holy shit

    im 1000% ok with how that happened

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I am enjoying this, goofy or not

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  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    Speaking of things Cena's been doing for awhile, is the stupid little towel thing from another sport or something?

    Where the hell did carrying a tiny towel with a catchphrase come from?

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  • HawkstoneHawkstone Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Somewhere outside of BarstowRegistered User regular
    Shut the fuck up John your 20 years younger than he is

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  • CuvisTheConquerorCuvisTheConqueror They always say "yee haw" but they never ask "haw yee?" Registered User regular
    edited March 2018
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    Speaking of things Cena's been doing for awhile, is the stupid little towel thing from another sport or something?

    Where the hell did carrying a tiny towel with a catchphrase come from?

    Apparently, the Minnesota Twins started it in the '80s.

    EDIT: Or, if I were actually able to read the article, the Pittsburgh Steelers in the '70s.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    The Mania of Worked Shoots

  • noir_bloodnoir_blood Registered User regular
    John Cena is drunk and I love it.

  • SkwigelfSkwigelf Passed out in a cloud of farts and cigarette smoke.Registered User regular
    John's head is a perfect rectangle with stick-out ears.

  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    edited March 2018
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    Speaking of things Cena's been doing for awhile, is the stupid little towel thing from another sport or something?

    Where the hell did carrying a tiny towel with a catchphrase come from?

    Apparently, the Minnesota Twins started it in the '80s.

    EDIT: Or, if I were actually able to read the article, the Pittsburgh Steelers in the '70s.

    I know about "The Terrible Towel", but I've always associated that as a fan thing. I've never seen the teams or individual athletes using them, but I don't watch a ton of other sports, so I thought maybe I was missing a fad from another sport.

    Is he trying to get fans to wave them during his matches? Do they actually already do that and I've just missed it?

    I mean, I know it's just one more piece of merch to sell, but a tiny towel just seems odd to me. Like every time he comes out with it, I feel like he's being really passive aggressive about how he always washes his hands in the bathroom, Brenden.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Please do not disrespect the John Cena Dishtowel

  • SkwigelfSkwigelf Passed out in a cloud of farts and cigarette smoke.Registered User regular
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    Speaking of things Cena's been doing for awhile, is the stupid little towel thing from another sport or something?

    Where the hell did carrying a tiny towel with a catchphrase come from?

    Apparently, the Minnesota Twins started it in the '80s.

    EDIT: Or, if I were actually able to read the article, the Pittsburgh Steelers in the '70s.

    I know about "The Terrible Towel", but I've always associated that as a fan thing. I've never seen the teams or individual athletes using them, but I don't watch a ton of other sports, so I thought maybe I was missing a fad from another sport.

    Is he trying to get fans to wave them during his matches? Do they actually already do that and I've just missed it?

    I mean, I know it's just one more piece of merch to sell, but a tiny towel just seems odd to me. Like every time he comes out with it, I feel like he's being really passive aggressive about how he always washes his hands in the bathroom.

    Look, The John Cena You Can't See E-coli program might not be his most popular charity contribution, but I, for one, appreciate his efforts to raise awareness for proper restroom hygiene.

    Every sale of those towels stocks a rest room in a shopping mall or restaurant in the United States, Canada, and Mexico for a day.

  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2018
    Roman fueding with Vince might be the best thing for his career

    especially if he blames Vince for the boos

    and then hits a stunner on Shane

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    So I know I'm very, very late to this but I don't watch wrestling like that and was just making a passing observation.

    But damn if Seth Rollins whole storyline isn't basically the real world drama Punk had with the WWE a few years back.

  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    "How long should you do your own "Ten-Knuckle Shuffle"* after using the restroom? A good rule of thumb is to sing my theme song to yourself twice."

    *Note: Mr. Cena insisted on using this phrase to describe washing your hands. Please do not masturbate into our sinks.

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  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    Would have liked that match to go a little longer, but I like that finish.

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  • Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    Don't superplex an opponent lighter than you.

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    F U C K


    M O O L A H

  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Man fuck everything about celebrating Moolah as a champion of women's rights.

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    I know hes garbage but even Dave isnt dealing with this

  • CuvisTheConquerorCuvisTheConqueror They always say "yee haw" but they never ask "haw yee?" Registered User regular
    I thought we were done glorifying Moolah.

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    G R O S S


    FUCK THAT SHIT

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    moolah memorial battle royal

    fuck the fuck off wwe

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    when's the snuka memorial battle royal for NXT or 205

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Moolah or
    what if my kids googled Chyna

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Ember love, no dont do this to yourself

  • Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
    They have to tweet that shit. It sucks

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  • Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
  • CuvisTheConquerorCuvisTheConqueror They always say "yee haw" but they never ask "haw yee?" Registered User regular
    Celebrating women's empowerment by honoring a pimp.

    What a world.

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    This is what makes Asuka's streak so much more entertaining than Goldberg or Ryback. Her matches are all about her withstanding a ton of damage and this injured shin story is so much more compelling than "Ok but what if we put Ryback against THREE jobbers."

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  • ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited March 2018
    There seriously aren't any other women throughout the history of wrestling that you could have named that after besides Moolah?

    How about the Miss Elizabeth Memorial Battle Royal?

    How about the Joannie Laurer Memorial Battle Royal?

    Hell, the Nancy Benoit Memorial Battle Royal?

    Literally anything would have been better than Moolah.

    The fuck out of here with that.

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  • ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited March 2018
    Oops, forgot one.

    How about the Sensational Sherri Memorial Battle Royal?

    She's in the Hall of Fame, even!

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  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    I hate these "lets pretend the cameraman isn't there" bits.

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