This happened to my brother once. We just moved into our new home and he was fucking around in the basement hitting celiling tiles instead of cleaning.
A box of fucking money falls on him. 600 bucks in bills maybe 100 in various coins. tons of old recipets.and bills too
Our mom took it because my brothers wouldn't shut up about it.
At least I learned they'd be liabilities in a bank robbery.
Shit how do I delete threads
Delete the thread before the government finds out and the treasure becomes taxable income!
does this count as an income event though? it was part of the property Rank purchased.
i didn't go into tax law because numbers are harddd
This happened to my brother once. We just moved into our new home and he was fucking around in the basement hitting celiling tiles instead of cleaning.
A box of fucking money falls on him. 600 bucks in bills maybe 100 in various coins. tons of old recipets.and bills too
Our mom took it because my brothers wouldn't shut up about it.
At least I learned they'd be liabilities in a bank robbery.
Shit how do I delete threads
Delete the thread before the government finds out and the treasure becomes taxable income!
As a small-town pizza lawyer I'm here to tell you that treasure is tax exempt
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
This happened to my brother once. We just moved into our new home and he was fucking around in the basement hitting celiling tiles instead of cleaning.
A box of fucking money falls on him. 600 bucks in bills maybe 100 in various coins. tons of old recipets.and bills too
Our mom took it because my brothers wouldn't shut up about it.
At least I learned they'd be liabilities in a bank robbery.
Shit how do I delete threads
Delete the thread before the government finds out and the treasure becomes taxable income!
does this count as an income event though? it was part of the property Rank purchased.
i didn't go into tax law because numbers are harddd
Tax law sucks I got one of my worst grades in it but I sure do remember "buried treasure" and the unholy amount of tax you have to pay on it if you declare it on your income.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Aka found money.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
This happened to my brother once. We just moved into our new home and he was fucking around in the basement hitting celiling tiles instead of cleaning.
A box of fucking money falls on him. 600 bucks in bills maybe 100 in various coins. tons of old recipets.and bills too
Our mom took it because my brothers wouldn't shut up about it.
At least I learned they'd be liabilities in a bank robbery.
Shit how do I delete threads
Delete the thread before the government finds out and the treasure becomes taxable income!
does this count as an income event though? it was part of the property Rank purchased.
i didn't go into tax law because numbers are harddd
nah this would deffo be some kind of taxable income, though if he handles everything with cash it might be tough for the IRS to find out about it
that's probably not a good idea though and I bet most of the methods by which you could liquidate finds like this have to report their dealings anyway
Bury the time capsule personal treasures and childhood toys box near the surface, but the bin of valuables and stocks and vintage coins a foot beneath that for the persistent person who deserves it
wait dang go back and dig a little deeper beneath where you found this treasure
This happened to my brother once. We just moved into our new home and he was fucking around in the basement hitting celiling tiles instead of cleaning.
A box of fucking money falls on him. 600 bucks in bills maybe 100 in various coins. tons of old recipets.and bills too
Our mom took it because my brothers wouldn't shut up about it.
At least I learned they'd be liabilities in a bank robbery.
Shit how do I delete threads
Delete the thread before the government finds out and the treasure becomes taxable income!
does this count as an income event though? it was part of the property Rank purchased.
i didn't go into tax law because numbers are harddd
nah this would deffo be some kind of taxable income, though if he handles everything with cash it might be tough for the IRS to find out about it
that's probably not a good idea though and I bet most of the methods by which you could liquidate finds like this have to report their dealings anyway
well if that's the case i'm totally going to narc on Rank.
hi IRS, the real name of the forumer known as Rankenphile is Bill Maher. you're welcome.
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
While you're talking about disenchanting curses to your friendly neighborhood Abjurer, have them double-check for Mimic Eggs in the pile. Once they hatch, they'll eat the rest of the real coins to help kick-start their transformation into their adolescent Piggy Bank or Vending Machine form. The Chest or Coffer transformation is full maturity, when individual coins can no longer sustain them except in the kind of bulk that Adventurers are usually carrying.
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Look what I am saying here is there hasn’t been a single day in my life I haven’t expected to find buried treasure. It’s been almost 40 goddamned years and I did it. That cat wants his fare for the river styx, he’s gunna have a god damned fight on his hands and brother, I’m ready.
get a ghost spray bottle to defend yourself
It's easy just fill a spray bottle with root beer and yer good to go.
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does this count as an income event though? it was part of the property Rank purchased.
i didn't go into tax law because numbers are harddd
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As a small-town pizza lawyer I'm here to tell you that treasure is tax exempt
Tax law sucks I got one of my worst grades in it but I sure do remember "buried treasure" and the unholy amount of tax you have to pay on it if you declare it on your income.
Congratulations though seriously
If there's more it's probably hidden with similar care
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nah this would deffo be some kind of taxable income, though if he handles everything with cash it might be tough for the IRS to find out about it
that's probably not a good idea though and I bet most of the methods by which you could liquidate finds like this have to report their dealings anyway
Then hide the body under that.
well if that's the case i'm totally going to narc on Rank.
hi IRS, the real name of the forumer known as Rankenphile is Bill Maher. you're welcome.
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there are exactly two types of person who would purchase this and neither of them are good
Ok now bear with me
Shipping container house.
underground
You can hook up water and electric lines put grass on top and basically have a batcave.
Invest in dragons.
Not kidding I am absolutely planning on building a hobbit house into the hill in my yard
Think before you start spouting off these ridiculous ideas. Jesus.
Well, when your friends start going missing, we know where to look!
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Well, that will keep the dragons from revolting.
I present to you, the reasons this is THE WORST IDEA.
I mean I thought of most of that. Mine would have ventilation and a stairwell and probably connect to my basement. It would just look hidden
My oldest is 1678
Then I jump to 1788 and then 1853
I also have a lead seal from around 1714
Is that buried in my yard too? Dang this property is fulla surprises.
It's like you don't know anything at all about gardening
I tried to poop but I couldn’t and now there’s a bucket stuck on my butt.
Happy?!
It's easy just fill a spray bottle with root beer and yer good to go.
Heehee
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