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  • PhasenPhasen 2020 or bustRegistered User regular
    I Zimbra wrote: »
    Phasen wrote: »
    A large sex dungeon with weird carpet. livin the dream.

    Do you really want to have to clean the carpet in your sex dungeon? Put some laminate in that piece.

    Clean a sex dungeon carpet? You're ruining the oeuvre.

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  • SorceSorce Registered User regular
    You don't clean the carpet, you just find someone with the right fetish.

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    Backloggery. It's totally updated again, I swear!
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  • pimentopimento they/pim Registered User regular
    If you leave the carpet long enough, you'll just end up with a hard shiny floor anyway.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    One conversation that’ll always stick in my mind was with a group of friends, and a friend-of-my-friend was complaining that her husband would always just straight up masturbate onto their bedroom floor, and as a consequence the carpet on his side of the bed was all gross and hard.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    ...
    ...
    ... there is so much to unpack in that comment, yet I have nothing to say.

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    One conversation that’ll always stick in my mind was with a group of friends, and a friend-of-my-friend was complaining that her husband would always just straight up masturbate onto their bedroom floor, and as a consequence the carpet on his side of the bed was all gross and hard.

    I'm gonna go ahead and quote tynic from a few days ago here:

    jesus CHRIST

    drowning in the ever heaving waters of mother Earth's salty tiddy.
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Well, at least, it was on his side?????

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  • DixonDixon Screwed...possibly doomed CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited February 17
    maybe he’s trying to convince her to get hardwood in the bedroom?

    Seriously though that is some wtf

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  • Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    One conversation that’ll always stick in my mind was with a group of friends, and a friend-of-my-friend was complaining that her husband would always just straight up masturbate onto their bedroom floor, and as a consequence the carpet on his side of the bed was all gross and hard.

    this is the closest i've ever come to reenacting the jerry seinfeld nope gif in real life.

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  • PhasenPhasen 2020 or bustRegistered User regular
    Close the thread please.

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  • SharpyVIISharpyVII Registered User regular
    edited February 17
    Moving on from masturbatory habits my father in law has installed some new lights in the living room, kitchen, office, nursery and front bedroom:

    Living room
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    Kitchen
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    Office (same as nursery and front bedroom)
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  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Phasen wrote: »
    Close the thread please.

    We can’t close the thread yet, we need to cover up this mess with a few dozen layers of new pages first.

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  • SharpyVIISharpyVII Registered User regular
    Phasen wrote: »
    Close the thread please.

    We can’t close the thread yet, we need to cover up this mess with a few dozen layers of new pages first.

    Surely the pages will just get soggy too?

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    speaking of covering up, one of our grads students has a basement where the landlord has inexplicably put down multiple, ever-deepening layers of carpet. They had to get the the floor for something or other, and in one corner counted eight distinct carpet strata. You could probably carbon date this shit.

    Previous theory is there's a couple of bodies buried in there somewhere (or it's an extremely ineffective mould handling strategy), but this page has raised some horrifying new possibilities.

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  • pimentopimento they/pim Registered User regular
    SharpyVII wrote: »
    Moving on from masturbatory habits my father in law has installed some new lights in the living room, kitchen, office, nursery and front bedroom:

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    Oh hey I have the same light fitting in my kitchen. Light fixture twinsies!

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    speaking of covering up, one of our grads students has a basement where the landlord has inexplicably put down multiple, ever-deepening layers of carpet. They had to get the the floor for something or other, and in one corner counted eight distinct carpet strata. You could probably carbon date this shit.

    Previous theory is there's a couple of bodies buried in there somewhere (or it's an extremely ineffective mould handling strategy), but this page has raised some horrifying new possibilities.

    Tell him or her to move. There is no good reason for this.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    She's also been increasingly ill with a variety of autoimmune and respiratory problems since she moved in! We don't think it's a coincidence! She doesn't listen to us though!

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    pimento wrote: »
    SharpyVII wrote: »
    Moving on from masturbatory habits my father in law has installed some new lights in the living room, kitchen, office, nursery and front bedroom:

    [images removed]

    Oh hey I have the same light fitting in my kitchen. Light fixture twinsies!

    Those are in my hall

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    tynic wrote: »
    She's also been increasingly ill with a variety of autoimmune and respiratory problems since she moved in! We don't think it's a coincidence! She doesn't listen to us though!

    update: after much nagging and having to withdraw from classes this semester, she moved into her boyfriends place for a week and is instantly much improved

    we are all extremely shocked, etc

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  • SharpyVIISharpyVII Registered User regular
    So we live on a narrow cul-de-sac and the road narrows at the start of our boundary.

    The road is wide enough for one car but doesn't really cause any issues as there's only 6 houses beyond our house.

    Problem is that we have an open drive and people like to reverse/turn around/park on our driveway when making deliveries.

    We're getting a new drive next month (long suffering father in law's last project for our house) so we're trying to think of ways of stopping people coming on to our drive whilst not hindering ourselves too much.

    We're currently settled on some metal bollards that are fixed to the ground but you can pull out the main part of the bollard so you can drive over them.

    Will be a bit of a faff having to remove them and replace them when we come and go but we don't want out new drive being damaged.

  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    That sound like a huge pain in the ass to remove and replace those every time you come and go.

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  • pimentopimento they/pim Registered User regular
    I mean, you could go swanky and get the ones that raise and lower electrically. If you have the dollarydoos.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Sorry but all my ideas are illegal.

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  • Ashaman42Ashaman42 Registered User regular
    Any scope for an electric gate instead?

  • JedocJedoc I fought THE POD and THE POD wonRegistered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Sorry but all my ideas are illegal.

    Like on this topic specifically, or just in general?

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 20
    God. Fucking. Damnit

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    The paint I was using got discontinued. So I ordered some more from a place that had some tins left.

    Except when it arrived even though the outside of the box was fine the inside looked like it had been through a spin cycle

    So now I get to word an angry email asking why a place that supposedly specialises in selling paint can't package.. paint

    This stuff took a week to get here, too

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They're all made of fucking lego.
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    That's actually kind of impressive.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The response from the company was just "Oh no! We'll send you out a replacement" so they've at least got pretty decent customer service

    I was going to finish off and cut-in the blue tonight, but instead I guess I'll just go make a mess with my mitre saw and reinforce the old loft hatches like I've been planning on doing for about six months now. At least that corner of the room won't be a creaky mess

    At least I had enough left over from last time to put a second coat on the walls that will be having radiators, so I can at least get the plumbers in

    I'm really reaching to find a bright side and not just be a massive grump about this

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They're all made of fucking lego.
  • TayaTaya Hit refresh Registered User regular
    Yesterday was apparently the coldest day in my city in 25 years. I went to bed with my faucets dripping to prevent freezing.

    This morning I walk into the kitchen and notice the faucet is not dripping. I turn the cold water on: nothing. The hot water works. I'm supposed to be at work in 20 minutes.

    I use my hair dryer on the pipe under the sink but most likely the freeze is under the kitchen in the crawlspace. My crawlspace is nasty and I DID NOT want to go inside. I plugged my little electric heater into an extension cord and put it in the crawlspace to heat the air a little. Maybe that will help. Then I boiled some water and draped a hot towel on the nearest pipe that didn't have insulation taped around it, hoping but not knowing that it was the cold water pipe that was frozen.

    Eventually I heard the water running so I guess I did something to fix it. I left the water running a little more than a drip and left for work. I was an hour late.

    So this morning sucked but I did not have a burst pipe and I didn't need to pay for a plumber so that's good news. I hope the pipe didn't freeze again today while I'm at work.

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  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost Registered User regular
    God. Fucking. Damnit

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    The paint I was using got discontinued. So I ordered some more from a place that had some tins left.

    Except when it arrived even though the outside of the box was fine the inside looked like it had been through a spin cycle

    So now I get to word an angry email asking why a place that supposedly specialises in selling paint can't package.. paint

    This stuff took a week to get here, too

    I'm going back and forth on what my favorite part here is: just putting two cans of paint in a box, or one of them having a single piece of masking tape holding the lid shut.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    God. Fucking. Damnit

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    The paint I was using got discontinued. So I ordered some more from a place that had some tins left.

    Except when it arrived even though the outside of the box was fine the inside looked like it had been through a spin cycle

    So now I get to word an angry email asking why a place that supposedly specialises in selling paint can't package.. paint

    This stuff took a week to get here, too

    I'm going back and forth on what my favorite part here is: just putting two cans of paint in a box, or one of them having a single piece of masking tape holding the lid shut.

    To be fair there's also two bits of sticky tape in a cross formation holding the lid down.

    The last time I bought two tins of this paint (that you can only buy online) each tin came in it's own box that had a custom-moulded insert to the contours of the tin -- even the fancy wooden handle!

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They're all made of fucking lego.
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  • SharpyVIISharpyVII Registered User regular
    Painted the house!

    Looks a bit dark due to the sun being covered by clouds when I took the picture. The original colour is still on the dormers above. They'll be painted eventually:

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    I am going to put a formal offer in on a house tomorrow.
    I am a pooping myself a little bit as it is all of the money forever always all the time.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    My upstairs toilet used to run constantly so we were shutting the water off to it.

    Now when we turn the water back on it doesn't run at all...

    I don't see any pipe leaks or anything. Maybe something clogged?

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    I'd guess at a faulty flush valve. Clogs in feed lines are not common though certainly not impossible.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I'd guess at a faulty flush valve. Clogs in feed lines are not common though certainly not impossible.

    Turning the water line off, unhooking it, then turning it back on is the best way to diagnose a clog, correct?

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I'd guess at a faulty flush valve. Clogs in feed lines are not common though certainly not impossible.

    Turning the water line off, unhooking it, then turning it back on is the best way to diagnose a clog, correct?

    You would know very quickly at least!

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I'd guess at a faulty flush valve. Clogs in feed lines are not common though certainly not impossible.

    Turning the water line off, unhooking it, then turning it back on is the best way to diagnose a clog, correct?

    You would know very quickly at least!

    Yeah... You have a large bowl at the ready!

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Radiators were fitted this morning! They've been on for about ten minutes and the loft is now a balmy 18C. Two solid months of insulating seems to have paid off

    Can anyone spot the defect on this one that caused the radiator to be half off?

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    There's a 5mm ding where something has knocked into it taking off the top layer of paint. The suppliers are sending out a touch-up kit (which is pretty much just a tiny pot of white nail polish) in addition to discounting the radiator

    They also fixed the leaky radiator in the kitchen so I don't have to keep topping the boiler up every other day. Now all I need is for my paint to arrive so I can finish off and to get my sockets / lights wired in

    Progress!

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