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Trump Cabinet Shakeup

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    "What the President meant is that many people over the age of 10 are interested in the position."

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    CelestialBadgerCelestialBadger Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    "What the President meant is that many people over the age of 10 are interested in the position."

    Subtext: He's had a lot of adorable letters from 8-year-olds reading something like "Deer Mr President Trump, I am class president of Mrs Benjamin's class and I think I would mae a grate Chief of Staff. My dad said I'd be better than any of the moruns who did it before! If you say yes please phone my mom."

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    That joke brings up a good point that he can’t be his own COS because he refuses to wear glasses and as a result has accepted a life being unable to read

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    No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    "Many, over ten..."

    Now watch as weeks go by and the position is unfilled.

    Bonus points if we get Chief of Staff Hannity.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    me walking into this thread:

    "....Jon Voight???"

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    me walking into this thread:

    "....Jon Voight???"

    He's like wacko right wing, so as likely as anyone else!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    what gets me is that nobody reacted to it for an entire page

    "yep, actor and notorious douchebag, white house CoS, that is normal"

    I do not want to live in interesting times

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    DehumanizedDehumanized Registered User regular
    i mean, i just didn't know who he was and figured there was any number of ways he'd be a vastly unqualified crony pick

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    I ZimbraI Zimbra Worst song, played on ugliest guitar Registered User regular


    Washington Post is a newspaper.

    Search is going great!

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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    i mean, i just didn't know who he was and figured there was any number of ways he'd be a vastly unqualified crony pick

    I knew "actor" and that was about it. Couldn't remember any roles.

    Wait - he's Angelina Jolie's dad? Damn.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    I Zimbra wrote: »


    Washington Post is a newspaper.

    Search is going great!

    Announcing new Chief of Staff Kelly John.

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    Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Demon Hunter for Hire Time RiftRegistered User regular
    moniker wrote: »
    I Zimbra wrote: »


    Washington Post is a newspaper.

    Search is going great!

    Announcing new Chief of Staff Kelly John.

    Alternatively grow a mustache and get hired as Chief or Staff Not John Kelly, then shave it after getting hired. The status quo resumes and no one suspects a thing.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Jesus Christ pull over let me out

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I fucking knew it. I fucking knew Kelly was going nowhere. Though man its got to burn Trump he announced kelly was gone, except nope he's still there!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    I'd honestly forgotten all about Reince Prius

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    Martini_PhilosopherMartini_Philosopher Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    I fucking knew it. I fucking knew Kelly was going nowhere. Though man its got to burn Trump he announced kelly was gone, except nope he's still there!
    Let them fight

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    GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    what gets me is that nobody reacted to it for an entire page

    "yep, actor and notorious douchebag, white house CoS, that is normal"

    I do not want to live in interesting times

    Yeah, theres a reason it's a chinese curse.

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    Capt HowdyCapt Howdy Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    I fucking knew it. I fucking knew Kelly was going nowhere. Though man its got to burn Trump he announced kelly was gone, except nope he's still there!
    Kelly wrote:
    You didn't say I was fired to my face, bitch.

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    HevachHevach Registered User regular
    To be fair, he was leaving as early as the end of the year, now it's January 2nd or later. Only a two day extension on the lower bound.

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    ApogeeApogee Lancks In Every Game Ever Registered User regular
    I really wish he'd pull a Patterson.
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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Elvenshae wrote: »
    i mean, i just didn't know who he was and figured there was any number of ways he'd be a vastly unqualified crony pick

    I knew "actor" and that was about it. Couldn't remember any roles.

    Are we sure it's Jon Voight the actor and not John Voight the periodontist?

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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Elvenshae wrote: »
    i mean, i just didn't know who he was and figured there was any number of ways he'd be a vastly unqualified crony pick

    I knew "actor" and that was about it. Couldn't remember any roles.

    Are we sure it's Jon Voight the actor and not John Voight the periodontist?

    I get that reference, but only as of a couple of hours ago. :D

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    CelestialBadgerCelestialBadger Registered User regular
    Hevach wrote: »
    To be fair, he was leaving as early as the end of the year, now it's January 2nd or later. Only a two day extension on the lower bound.

    It’ll be super funny if he’s still there in March.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Trump may not be there by March...

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Trump may not be there by March...

    Trump is making it to at least the end of this term, don't kid yourself.

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    MillMill Registered User regular
    Hey, at least we know Kelly is probably fucking miserable, as he deserves.

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    CelestialBadgerCelestialBadger Registered User regular
    Mill wrote: »
    Hey, at least we know Kelly is probably fucking miserable, as he deserves.

    "Why this is hell, nor am I out of it."

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    And because the 2018 writers' room is a bunch of hacks who enjoy crossing the streams and making the mods drink, say hello to your newest CoS candidate, Piers Morgan!
    Piers Morgan is set to 'quit' Good Morning Britain and leave the country to take on a new role for Donald Trump.

    The Good Morning Britain presenter has put in an application to be the President's Chief of Staff behind his co-hosts' back.


    Susanna Reid confessed she was "insulted" and claimed he was pretending to be ill so he could head off for an interview in Washington D.C. next week.

    Piers famously won The Celebrity Apprentice USA and is hopeful of hearing Trump say the words "you're hired" for a second time.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Nooooo fucking waaaaayyyy

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    That would be the silliest choice so it is amazingly likely to happen.

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    SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    Incredible. Absolutely incredible.

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    RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Trump receives the "CNN bump" in British approval which any entity that hires Piers Morgan and removes him from the country enjoys.

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    GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    And because the 2018 writers' room is a bunch of hacks who enjoy crossing the streams and making the mods drink, say hello to your newest CoS candidate, Piers Morgan!
    Piers Morgan is set to 'quit' Good Morning Britain and leave the country to take on a new role for Donald Trump.

    The Good Morning Britain presenter has put in an application to be the President's Chief of Staff behind his co-hosts' back.


    Susanna Reid confessed she was "insulted" and claimed he was pretending to be ill so he could head off for an interview in Washington D.C. next week.

    Piers famously won The Celebrity Apprentice USA and is hopeful of hearing Trump say the words "you're hired" for a second time.

    Well that's one way to get out from under Brexit.

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    Mild ConfusionMild Confusion Smash All Things Registered User regular
    Isn’t he a British national?

    How will he get clearance? Shit in the White House above Five Eyes!

    Oh, right. Trump...

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    CelestialBadgerCelestialBadger Registered User regular
    I guess idiots like Morgan are making up the numbers of the "over 10" people who applied.

    I have been leaked a secret list of all the candidates so far:

    Piers Morgan
    Alex Jones
    Donald Trump III (age 10)
    That crazy lady who stands in the street with a Trump sign and yells at motorists.
    Kid Rock
    Jacob Wohl
    John Barron
    The Mooch
    Omarosa Manigault (wearing a wire)
    Theresa May (unemployed)
    Pewdiepie

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    GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    I guess idiots like Morgan are making up the numbers of the "over 10" people who applied.

    I have been leaked a secret list of all the candidates so far:

    Piers Morgan
    Alex Jones
    Donald Trump III (age 10)
    That crazy lady who stands in the street with a Trump sign and yells at motorists.
    Kid Rock
    Jacob Wohl
    John Barron
    The Mooch
    Omarosa Manigault (wearing a wire)
    Theresa May (unemployed)
    Pewdiepie

    You forgot John Voight!

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    SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    Let's just take 2018 full circle crazy and give it to Jacob Wohl

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    Edith_Bagot-DixEdith_Bagot-Dix Registered User regular
    I'm an actual chief of staff at a hedge fund so I feel I could throw my hat in the ring.

    However, I am probably overqualified, as my boss is actually a billionaire.



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    TheBigEasyTheBigEasy Registered User regular
    Isn’t he a British national?

    How will he get clearance? Shit in the White House above Five Eyes!

    Oh, right. Trump...

    Aside from "oh right, Trump" - does it matter what nationality he is? Its not an elected office, so does he have to be a US citizen?

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    CelestialBadgerCelestialBadger Registered User regular
    I question Piers Morgan's patriotism greatly and also have no doubt he'd report right back to MI6.

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