"What the President meant is that many people over the age of 10 are interested in the position."
Subtext: He's had a lot of adorable letters from 8-year-olds reading something like "Deer Mr President Trump, I am class president of Mrs Benjamin's class and I think I would mae a grate Chief of Staff. My dad said I'd be better than any of the moruns who did it before! If you say yes please phone my mom."
That joke brings up a good point that he can’t be his own COS because he refuses to wear glasses and as a result has accepted a life being unable to read
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"Many, over ten..."
Now watch as weeks go by and the position is unfilled.
Bonus points if we get Chief of Staff Hannity.
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Alternatively grow a mustache and get hired as Chief or Staff Not John Kelly, then shave it after getting hired. The status quo resumes and no one suspects a thing.
And because the 2018 writers' room is a bunch of hacks who enjoy crossing the streams and making the mods drink, say hello to your newest CoS candidate, Piers Morgan!
Piers Morgan is set to 'quit' Good Morning Britain and leave the country to take on a new role for Donald Trump.
The Good Morning Britain presenter has put in an application to be the President's Chief of Staff behind his co-hosts' back.
Susanna Reid confessed she was "insulted" and claimed he was pretending to be ill so he could head off for an interview in Washington D.C. next week.
Piers famously won The Celebrity Apprentice USA and is hopeful of hearing Trump say the words "you're hired" for a second time.
And because the 2018 writers' room is a bunch of hacks who enjoy crossing the streams and making the mods drink, say hello to your newest CoS candidate, Piers Morgan!
Piers Morgan is set to 'quit' Good Morning Britain and leave the country to take on a new role for Donald Trump.
The Good Morning Britain presenter has put in an application to be the President's Chief of Staff behind his co-hosts' back.
Susanna Reid confessed she was "insulted" and claimed he was pretending to be ill so he could head off for an interview in Washington D.C. next week.
Piers famously won The Celebrity Apprentice USA and is hopeful of hearing Trump say the words "you're hired" for a second time.
I guess idiots like Morgan are making up the numbers of the "over 10" people who applied.
I have been leaked a secret list of all the candidates so far:
Piers Morgan
Alex Jones
Donald Trump III (age 10)
That crazy lady who stands in the street with a Trump sign and yells at motorists.
Kid Rock
Jacob Wohl
John Barron
The Mooch
Omarosa Manigault (wearing a wire)
Theresa May (unemployed)
Pewdiepie
I guess idiots like Morgan are making up the numbers of the "over 10" people who applied.
I have been leaked a secret list of all the candidates so far:
Piers Morgan
Alex Jones
Donald Trump III (age 10)
That crazy lady who stands in the street with a Trump sign and yells at motorists.
Kid Rock
Jacob Wohl
John Barron
The Mooch
Omarosa Manigault (wearing a wire)
Theresa May (unemployed)
Pewdiepie
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Subtext: He's had a lot of adorable letters from 8-year-olds reading something like "Deer Mr President Trump, I am class president of Mrs Benjamin's class and I think I would mae a grate Chief of Staff. My dad said I'd be better than any of the moruns who did it before! If you say yes please phone my mom."
Now watch as weeks go by and the position is unfilled.
Bonus points if we get Chief of Staff Hannity.
"....Jon Voight???"
He's like wacko right wing, so as likely as anyone else!
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"yep, actor and notorious douchebag, white house CoS, that is normal"
I do not want to live in interesting times
Washington Post is a newspaper.
Search is going great!
I knew "actor" and that was about it. Couldn't remember any roles.
Wait - he's Angelina Jolie's dad? Damn.
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Announcing new Chief of Staff Kelly John.
Alternatively grow a mustache and get hired as Chief or Staff Not John Kelly, then shave it after getting hired. The status quo resumes and no one suspects a thing.
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Yeah, theres a reason it's a chinese curse.
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Are we sure it's Jon Voight the actor and not John Voight the periodontist?
I get that reference, but only as of a couple of hours ago.
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It’ll be super funny if he’s still there in March.
Trump is making it to at least the end of this term, don't kid yourself.
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Nice chart to figure out how honest a news source is.
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Well that's one way to get out from under Brexit.
How will he get clearance? Shit in the White House above Five Eyes!
Oh, right. Trump...
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I have been leaked a secret list of all the candidates so far:
Piers Morgan
Alex Jones
Donald Trump III (age 10)
That crazy lady who stands in the street with a Trump sign and yells at motorists.
Kid Rock
Jacob Wohl
John Barron
The Mooch
Omarosa Manigault (wearing a wire)
Theresa May (unemployed)
Pewdiepie
You forgot John Voight!
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Aside from "oh right, Trump" - does it matter what nationality he is? Its not an elected office, so does he have to be a US citizen?