new spider-man 3 thread: movie is out you should go see it unless you hate fun

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  • NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I liked it when Symbiote Spidey said
    what's the matter goblin jr. gonna cry?
    Or something like that.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I am so glad they didn't do that cartoon bullshit

    they solved that origin problem pretty conveniently and I applaud them for it

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    Lurker wrote: »
    They also set up Eddie in one of the previous films and then forgot about it.

    when?

    First movie, before JJ puts out the "Money for spiderman shots" ad, he's bitching about how 'that brock kid' can't get any good pictures of him.

    "Eddie's been on him for weeks and he can barely get a glimpse of him"

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    I am so glad they didn't do that cartoon bullshit

    they solved that origin problem pretty conveniently and I applaud them for it

    keep on rockin' in the free world, brother-man

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  • GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    I am so glad they didn't do that cartoon bullshit

    they solved that origin problem pretty conveniently and I applaud them for it

    keep on rockin' in the free world, brother-man

    Venom's origin?

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I am so glad they didn't do that cartoon bullshit

    they solved that origin problem pretty conveniently and I applaud them for it

    It's not even that different though.

    At least in the cartoon it wasn't so damn coincidental.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Lurker wrote: »
    I am so glad they didn't do that cartoon bullshit

    they solved that origin problem pretty conveniently and I applaud them for it

    It's not even that different though.

    At least in the cartoon it wasn't so damn coincidental.

    with all the shit they tried to cram in you want 30 minutes dedicated to the whole space shuttle thing

    I think not

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bitching about "WOW WHAT A HUGE COINCIDENCE" is pretty dumb

    It's a comic book movie

    Just about every comic book character ever is the result of a fuckhuge coincidence

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Lurker wrote: »
    I am so glad they didn't do that cartoon bullshit

    they solved that origin problem pretty conveniently and I applaud them for it

    It's not even that different though.

    At least in the cartoon it wasn't so damn coincidental.

    with all the shit they tried to cram in you want 30 minutes dedicated to the whole space shuttle thing

    I think not

    I understand and agree, but why are you saying the cartoon origin is bullshit?

    I would think the original comic origin is the worst of them.

    Ultimate's origin is pretty bad too. Cancer cure? What the fuck?

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Bitching about "WOW WHAT A HUGE COINCIDENCE" is pretty dumb

    It's a comic book movie

    Just about every comic book character ever is the result of a fuckhuge coincidence

    I wasn't bitching, shit lick.

    I was comparing two different origins and saying one was more coincidental than the other, which it was.

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Lurker wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Bitching about "WOW WHAT A HUGE COINCIDENCE" is pretty dumb

    It's a comic book movie

    Just about every comic book character ever is the result of a fuckhuge coincidence

    I wasn't bitching, shit lick.

    I was comparing two different origins and saying one was more coincidental than the other, which it was.

    Did I say "Lurker, Bitching about "WOW WHAT A HUGE COINCIDENCE" is pretty dumb""

    No, go eat a dick

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Lurker wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Bitching about "WOW WHAT A HUGE COINCIDENCE" is pretty dumb

    It's a comic book movie

    Just about every comic book character ever is the result of a fuckhuge coincidence

    I wasn't bitching, shit lick.

    I was comparing two different origins and saying one was more coincidental than the other, which it was.

    Did I say "Lurker, Bitching about "WOW WHAT A HUGE COINCIDENCE" is pretty dumb""

    No, go eat a dick

    Well, it's kind of a HUGE COINCIDENCE that you posted that soon after my post in which I called the symbiote's origin in the movie a coincidence.

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Lurker wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Lurker wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Bitching about "WOW WHAT A HUGE COINCIDENCE" is pretty dumb

    It's a comic book movie

    Just about every comic book character ever is the result of a fuckhuge coincidence

    I wasn't bitching, shit lick.

    I was comparing two different origins and saying one was more coincidental than the other, which it was.

    Did I say "Lurker, Bitching about "WOW WHAT A HUGE COINCIDENCE" is pretty dumb""

    No, go eat a dick

    Well, it's kind of a HUGE COINCIDENCE that you posted that soon after my post in which I called the symbiote's origin in the movie a coincidence.

    You just reminded me
    I know this is a superhero movie but couldn't they have made the plot a wee bit believable? Like the one meteor with alien life on it miraculously lands next to Peter Parker. Thats some coincidence.

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Lurker wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Lurker wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Bitching about "WOW WHAT A HUGE COINCIDENCE" is pretty dumb

    It's a comic book movie

    Just about every comic book character ever is the result of a fuckhuge coincidence

    I wasn't bitching, shit lick.

    I was comparing two different origins and saying one was more coincidental than the other, which it was.

    Did I say "Lurker, Bitching about "WOW WHAT A HUGE COINCIDENCE" is pretty dumb""

    No, go eat a dick

    Well, it's kind of a HUGE COINCIDENCE that you posted that soon after my post in which I called the symbiote's origin in the movie a coincidence.

    You just reminded me
    I know this is a superhero movie but couldn't they have made the plot a wee bit believable? Like the one meteor with alien life on it miraculously lands next to Peter Parker. Thats some coincidence.

    K

    There was a suggestion else where that maybe the symbiote could have moved from person to person till it found a suitable host.

    I think this would have been fairly easy to implement if it was kept simple. I'm talking a scene less then 5 minutes long showing it jumping from person to person till it lands on Peter.

    Still coincidental? Yes, but not as much.

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    That was the only thing I didn't like about Venom

    What, exactly, was the point of having it hide out in Peter's room for days before attaching?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    or maybe venom sucks so they wanted to get him out of the way as quick as possible

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    or maybe venom sucks so they wanted to get him out of the way as quick as possible

    Raimi has expressed dislike of the character in the past.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I went to see it today.

    Holy shit was it boring, except for evil peter.

    Evil peter was constant laughter. Even when he was beating the shit out of harry

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    well yeah that's because he sucks

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Don't they kind of REALLY fuck up the whole carnage thing by killing venom?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    what is with these people who want carnage in a movie

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    Don't they kind of REALLY fuck up the whole carnage thing by killing venom?

    hahahahahahaha

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    raimi did us a favor by closing that door

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2007
    god, I can think of like forty spidey villains I'd rather see than carnage

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    oh jesus yes

    but don't worry, if they get some hack to take over they can bring carnage in however they want to

    whoops a sample of your blood got combined with a weird virus whoops

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    well yeah that's because he sucks

    Why?

    Even if he is a big ol' turd, it's not like Raimi didn't make changes to the character.

    Besides some key points he was barely anything like the comic book version.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2007
    spider-man 4 featuring typeface and the spot

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  • Shujin KatanaShujin Katana ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    carnage > all
    except maybe what was it, cosmic spiderman? whatever

    in any event, emo ftw

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Mysterio!

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    hahah this dude was all pissed he was like, 'GOD I HATED SPIDER-MAN 3 DON'T THOSE FAGGOT FUCKS KNOW ANYTHING, VENOM DOESN'T TALK AND HE DOESN'T USE WEBS, THOSE FUCKING HOLLYWOOD SHITPACKERS SHOULD TRY READING A COMIC SOME TIME'

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I want black cat and the lizard. Fuck mysterio. Ooooh a magician who knows special effects! OooOOoOOoOOOOoo!

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    i was like, 'dude what'

    and he goes 'VENOM IS MY FAVORITE COMIC CHARACTER YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH HIM';

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Who was this? Did you punch him in his vagina?

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shoe, why does google keep telling me that Spider-Man is spelled spiderman?

    Why?

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  • Shujin KatanaShujin Katana ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    doomsday obviously wins for awesome villain
    survival of the fittest motherfucker

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    just some retard at work

    maybe i'm some kind of elitist nerd jerk, but it pisses me off when people who don't know shit about comics talk about comics

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  • Shujin KatanaShujin Katana ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    i am not shoe but it is because it is most often spelled


    also, courtesy of digg, google "she invented" for some good times

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Why do some super heroes have hyphens and other don't, anyway?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    DUDE DID YOU EVER READ THAT COMIX WHERE NIGHTWING IS FIGHTING VENOM

    and i'm all, no because that didn't happen

    and they're all DUDE I HAVE TEN COPIES OF IT AT MY GRANDMA'S HOUSE YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT COMIX

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  • Shujin KatanaShujin Katana ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    bat-man just doesn't work

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