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Would you get out of bed in case of apocalypse [chat]

EddyEddy Gengar the BittersweetRegistered User regular
edited March 2018 in Debate and/or Discourse
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Eddy on

Would you get out of bed in case of apocalypse [chat] 93 votes

yes
43%
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no
56%
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    a minute before the deadline

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Depends.

    how am I made aware of it? I rarely read news in bed.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    no
    What would be the point

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    no
    The last three hours have been spent at a pub dinner with a wide array of elderly in-laws. If anyone needs me to deploy such skills as repeating everything I say three times or not clawing my face off while someone slowly reads the entire dessert menu to the person next to them let me assure you those have been sharpened to a razor’s edge.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    yes
    I'm not facing the apocalypse without coffee.

    I'm getting up.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    no
    Aioua wrote: »
    I'm not facing the apocalypse without coffee.

    I'm getting up.

    everyone who's ever said yes to this question has said something like "shit, I'm dying with coffee/porn/weed in hand"

    never anyone saying "I'd be sure to call my loved ones"

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    no
    sit quietly in bed and think deep thoughts

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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    yes
    Eddy wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    I'm not facing the apocalypse without coffee.

    I'm getting up.

    everyone who's ever said yes to this question has said something like "shit, I'm dying with coffee/porn/weed in hand"

    never anyone saying "I'd be sure to call my loved ones"

    Pssh you know the cell lines will be all jammed up. Why bother.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    I would be checkin twitter, all the best tweets would be leavin the drafts

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    no
    Ugh I’m just like everyone else? Fuck it, I’ll be back next chat thread.

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    no
    Oh no, please continue, tell me all about the enormous size of the clot that caused your deep vein thrombosis. Then please list in alphabetical order every neighbour who has a tumour.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    I'm boycotting this poll.

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    yes
    I aim to cause the apocalypse so I'd probably already be up

    I ate an engineer
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    will the new tomb raider movie be good

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    yes
    Geth roll 1d100

    1-99: bed
    100: eschaton

    1d100 8 [1d100=8]

    I ate an engineer
  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    yes
    will the new tomb raider movie be good

    Signs point to eh

    I ate an engineer
  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    yes
    Eddy wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    I'm not facing the apocalypse without coffee.

    I'm getting up.

    everyone who's ever said yes to this question has said something like "shit, I'm dying with coffee/porn/weed in hand"

    never anyone saying "I'd be sure to call my loved ones"

    I'd do that if I had time

    If not I'd take my cat and maybe shrooms and go outside

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited March 2018
    yes
    I will always cling desperately to life until the very last moment, so yeah I'll get up.

    Hi I'm Vee! on
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  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    no
    What time is the apocalypse happening? Like, middle of my normal sleep time?

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    The last three hours have been spent at a pub dinner with a wide array of elderly in-laws. If anyone needs me to deploy such skills as repeating everything I say three times or not clawing my face off while someone slowly reads the entire dessert menu to the person next to them let me assure you those have been sharpened to a razor’s edge.

    On first reading I thought these were your apocalypse plans

  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited March 2018
    yes
    Geth, roll 1d100 for how great I am today

    how great I am today:
    1d100 12 [1d100=12]

    tyrannus on
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    yes
    i am 12 times greater than the rest of u

  • DonnictonDonnicton Registered User regular
    no
    If the apocalypse isn't devastating enough that I still have a bed, then it's not worth getting out of it for.

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Get, roll 1d100 for how great I am today.

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    yes
    I’ll die as I lived

    Wasting time on the forums

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Whoops.

    Geth, roll 1d100 for how great I am today.

    how great I am today:
    1d100 34 [1d100=34]

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Hmm, I probably would have rolled higher if I knew how to use a keyboard.

  • InvectivusInvectivus Registered User regular
    edited March 2018
    yes
    Geth, roll 1d100 for how much better I am then @tyrannus

    how much better I am then:
    1d100 2 [1d100=2]

    Invectivus on
  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    I currently have two dogs, a cat, and one girlfriend sleeping in various combinations of on and/or under me.

    Getting up would be an apocalypse in and of itself.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    yes
    After the 3rd or 4th time in Fallout 3 that I ran across two skeletons lying in bed holding hands, I realized that this game is no longer for me. It's not edgy or meaningful, it's just pure fucking sad.

    We're getting up just so the post-apocalyptic hero doesn't have to see that shit.

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Geth, roll 1d20 to kill Irontooth.

    Irontooth.:
    1d20 2 [1d20=2]

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    yes
    Geth roll 1d3

    1: cows are friends
    2: cows are food
    3: everyone is food

    1d3 2 [1d3=2]

  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    yes
    YJ18WaWl.jpg

    is this a current photo y/y?

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    I really want to play Sea of Thieves tho and also eat I guess.

  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    yes
    will the new tomb raider movie be good

    I read a review that said it was very much like the vidja game

    but like there was no real sexual violence done against Lara. And she is pretty badass in it

    I think i may matinee it

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    yes
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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    no
    I've been listening to Portishead all morning warbling along to "give me a reason.... to be..... a womaaaan"

    I'm still not sure what Glory Box is about

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • DonnictonDonnicton Registered User regular
    no
    spool32 wrote: »
    After the 3rd or 4th time in Fallout 3 that I ran across two skeletons lying in bed holding hands, I realized that this game is no longer for me. It's not edgy or meaningful, it's just pure fucking sad.

    Have you investigated all of the Drainage Chambers? Most of them tell wordless stories about people who took shelter in them and eventually died in the days after the bombs dropped.

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