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    SoulFurySoulFury Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    "Enough."
    Ain't no such think, son.

    Said Tyrone to his third crack baby in 5 years.

    Tyrone, you see, had a brilliant plan to harvest his mutated, and drug addled, children for their delicious stem-cells which would grant him eternal life free from the ravages of time and disease.

    For you see Tyrone was the simple butler for one Christopher Reeves and it was his goal in live to bring his once Super master back from the dead so that he could regain the user of his legs once more in undeath.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    My sentence was better, rank.

    JUST BOUGHT THIS BABY STRAIGHT CASH!

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    SoulFury wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    "Enough."
    Ain't no such think, son.

    Said Tyrone to his third crack baby in 5 years.

    Tyrone, you see, had a brilliant plan to harvest his mutated, and drug addled, children for their delicious stem-cells which would grant him eternal life free from the ravages of time and disease.

    For you see Tyrone was the simple butler for one Christopher Reeves and it was his goal in live to bring his once Super master back from the dead so that he could regain the user of his legs once more in undeath.

    After realizing how stupid his idea was Tyrone decided to become a black-face minstrel in Oklahoma.

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Franko wrote: »
    Which one line story am I supposed to continue from?


    This is america! Feel Free to do what you want!

    Grath on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I was tempted to write a short story about a group of vikings assaulting the shores of Jotunheimr but I kind of lost the spark.

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    Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    Drunkenly pissing on a girl's work clothes is no path to a second date.
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    SoulFurySoulFury Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Grath wrote: »
    Franko wrote: »
    Which one line story am I supposed to continue from?


    This is america! Feel Free to do what you want!

    This was the name of Toby Keiths newest hit single.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hey Rank, who is hellkitty?

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    SoulFury wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    "Enough."
    Ain't no such think, son.

    Said Tyrone to his third crack baby in 5 years.

    Tyrone, you see, had a brilliant plan to harvest his mutated, and drug addled, children for their delicious stem-cells which would grant him eternal life free from the ravages of time and disease.

    For you see Tyrone was the simple butler for one Christopher Reeves and it was his goal in live to bring his once Super master back from the dead so that he could regain the user of his legs once more in undeath.

    After realizing how stupid his idea was Tyrone decided to become a black-face minstrel in Oklahoma.
    Only, you see, Tyrone was illiterate and advertised as being a Black-faced Menstraul.

    Grath on
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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    SoulFury wrote: »
    iplaybass wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    AHH! wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    iplaybass wrote: »
    In a world where both cars are totally underwater
    One man's fight against an unstoppable force.

    Falls in love with a special ed. teacher, who is 'special'

    His name is Grath.

    Causing violent jealousy to burn within Manifest.


    specifically in the genitals

    inappropriately expensive jeans fit to burst at the zipper, he swifty took action.

    The night was cold the pants were warm

    And that's when the bears came in

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Hey Rank, who is hellkitty?

    huh?

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    SoulFury wrote: »
    iplaybass wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    AHH! wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    iplaybass wrote: »
    In a world where both cars are totally underwater
    One man's fight against an unstoppable force.

    Falls in love with a special ed. teacher, who is 'special'

    His name is Grath.

    Causing violent jealousy to burn within Manifest.


    specifically in the genitals

    inappropriately expensive jeans fit to burst at the zipper, he swifty took action.

    The night was cold the pants were warm

    And that's when the bears came in

    smelling the menstrual fluids left behind by the woman who tried the pants on before Manifest bought them, the bears burst through the door, growling and snarling and looking to maul.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Hey Rank, who is hellkitty?

    huh?

    http://rankenphile.livejournal.com/4460.html

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Hey Rank, who is hellkitty?

    huh?

    http://rankenphile.livejournal.com/4460.html

    ah.

    fuck if I know, man, as soon as I made that fucking site I had like 100 friends in a day.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Hey Rank, who is hellkitty?

    huh?

    http://rankenphile.livejournal.com/4460.html

    ah.

    fuck if I know, man, as soon as I made that fucking site I had like 100 friends in a day.

    You know who would be a cool friend to have? Jeremy Piven.

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    smelling the menstrual fluids left behind by the woman who tried the pants on before Manifest bought them, the bears burst through the door, growling and snarling and looking to maul.
    Just then Tyrone busts in to save the day with his Menstrual powers!

    Grath on
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    SoulFurySoulFury Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Grath wrote: »
    smelling the menstrual fluids left behind by the woman who tried the pants on before Manifest bought them, the bears burst through the door, growling and snarling and looking to maul.
    Just then Tyrone busts in to save the day with his Menstrual powers!

    He was singing "This is america! Feel Free to do what you want!"

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Grath once ate pear.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Hey Rank, who is hellkitty?

    huh?

    http://rankenphile.livejournal.com/4460.html

    ah.

    fuck if I know, man, as soon as I made that fucking site I had like 100 friends in a day.

    You know who would be a cool friend to have? Jeremy Piven.

    Yeah totally.

    Or, like, Aaron Spelling. Dude's gotta be kind of a dickbag, but fuck if he ain't got a shitload of scratch.

    Plus, you just know he's got the low-down on all kinds of malibu sluts.

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Grath once ate pear.

    In one bite.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    SoulFury wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    smelling the menstrual fluids left behind by the woman who tried the pants on before Manifest bought them, the bears burst through the door, growling and snarling and looking to maul.
    Just then Tyrone busts in to save the day with his Menstrual powers!

    He was singing "This is america! Feel Free to do what you want!"

    And then he grabbed the American flag and said, "All opposed, say die"

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    Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Grath wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Grath once ate pear.

    In one bite.

    by "ate" we mean "sucked" and by "pear" we mean "cock".


    and by "in one bite" we mean " i deep-throated that bitch."

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    Drunkenly pissing on a girl's work clothes is no path to a second date.
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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    thats two sentances!

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    Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Grath wrote: »
    thats two sentances!

    oh shi-

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    Drunkenly pissing on a girl's work clothes is no path to a second date.
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    SoulFury wrote: »
    iplaybass wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    AHH! wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    iplaybass wrote: »
    In a world where both cars are totally underwater
    One man's fight against an unstoppable force.

    Falls in love with a special ed. teacher, who is 'special'

    His name is Grath.

    Causing violent jealousy to burn within Manifest.


    specifically in the genitals

    inappropriately expensive jeans fit to burst at the zipper, he swifty took action.

    The night was cold the pants were warm

    And that's when the bears came in

    smelling the menstrual fluids left behind by the woman who tried the pants on before Manifest bought them, the bears burst through the door, growling and snarling and looking to maul.

    JUST THEN SKULL BUSTS IN, WHIPS OUT HIS POON CANNON AND MAKES SHORT WORK OF THE BEARS

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    SoulFurySoulFury Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Just when you thought it was safe to go to the bathroom

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Piven would be a bitchin' drinking buddy.

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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    he puts his dick in my mouth and i suck it slowly

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    Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Moriarty wrote: »
    he puts his dick in my mouth and i suck it slowly

    I take off my robe and wizard hat.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Get ye flask

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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    and then the gunship shot them all

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Moriarty wrote: »
    and then the gunship shot them all
    WATCH OUT!

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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    and then callius made a joke i've never ever heard before, not in my entire life

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Moriarty wrote: »
    and then callius made a joke i've never ever heard before, not in my entire life
    If it's any consolation, I don't really like you or value your opinion.

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Then Stephen Colbert showed up!

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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Moriarty wrote: »
    and then callius made a joke i've never ever heard before, not in my entire life
    If it's any consolation, I don't really like you or value your opinion.
    and then callius got all butt hurt because he thought he was being so clever

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Trolls, they can come from anywhere, at any time. they can turn an entire forum into an insane asylum

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Colbert vs Bears
    the final battle!

    Grath on
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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    SoulFury wrote: »
    iplaybass wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    AHH! wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    iplaybass wrote: »
    In a world where both cars are totally underwater
    One man's fight against an unstoppable force.

    Falls in love with a special ed. teacher, who is 'special'

    His name is Grath.

    Causing violent jealousy to burn within Manifest.


    specifically in the genitals

    inappropriately expensive jeans fit to burst at the zipper, he swifty took action.

    The night was cold the pants were warm

    And that's when the bears came in

    smelling the menstrual fluids left behind by the woman who tried the pants on before Manifest bought them, the bears burst through the door, growling and snarling and looking to maul.

    JUST THEN SKULL BUSTS IN, WHIPS OUT HIS POON CANNON AND MAKES SHORT WORK OF THE BEARS
    At which point Alexander Pope appeared, wielding a minigun.

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    SoulFurySoulFury Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Grath wrote: »
    Colbert vs Bears
    the final battle!

    Colbert wins but only in double overtime due to an assist from all those African Elephants.

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