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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    SoulFury wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    Colbert vs Bears
    the final battle!

    Colbert wins but only in double overtime due to an assist from all those African Elephants.

    It was about time they paid him back for tripling their population.

    Grath on
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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bears eat beets
    Bears beats Battlestar Galactica

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Moriarty wrote: »
    and then callius got all butt hurt because he thought he was being so clever
    Says the jerkface.

    That's you!

    Callius on
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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Moriarty wrote: »
    and then callius got all butt hurt because he thought he was being so clever
    Says the jerkface.

    That's you!

    lol

    looks like you put those forty minutes to good use

    Moriarty on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Moriarty wrote: »
    lol

    looks like you put those forty minutes to good use
    I ate goldfish crackers.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    what the hell

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    and oh my gosh this pie is sooooo good

    Wren on
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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Moriarty wrote: »
    lol

    looks like you put those forty minutes to good use
    I ate goldfish crackers.

    this is the best kind of answer

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    what the hell

    Said Will Weaton after seeing the mass bear carnage

    Grath on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    commie wrote: »
    this is the best kind of answer
    It was the most delicious 40 minutes out of the last 80 minutes.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Harrier wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    SoulFury wrote: »
    iplaybass wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    AHH! wrote: »
    Grath wrote: »
    iplaybass wrote: »
    In a world where both cars are totally underwater
    One man's fight against an unstoppable force.

    Falls in love with a special ed. teacher, who is 'special'

    His name is Grath.

    Causing violent jealousy to burn within Manifest.


    specifically in the genitals

    inappropriately expensive jeans fit to burst at the zipper, he swifty took action.

    The night was cold the pants were warm

    And that's when the bears came in

    smelling the menstrual fluids left behind by the woman who tried the pants on before Manifest bought them, the bears burst through the door, growling and snarling and looking to maul.

    JUST THEN SKULL BUSTS IN, WHIPS OUT HIS POON CANNON AND MAKES SHORT WORK OF THE BEARS
    At which point Alexander Pope appeared, wielding a minigun.

    "Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me."

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Grath wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    what the hell

    Said Will Weaton after seeing the mass bear carnage

    any other man would have said it could be any number of bears, but Will knew... There could only be one

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    commie wrote: »
    this is the best kind of answer
    It was the most delicious 40 minutes out of the last 80 minutes.

    it was really hot yesterday so i ate a bunch of ice cream

    the funny part is i'm lactose intolerant and i was shitting for the rest of the day

    disgusting liquid shit, like tubgirl

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Moriarty wrote: »
    it was really hot yesterday so i ate a bunch of ice cream

    the funny part is i'm lactose intolerant and i was shitting for the rest of the day

    disgusting liquid shit, like tubgirl
    Did you at least remove your socks?

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    MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    i actually pood my pants a little

    thought it was a fart

    guess not

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I am going to tape a bunch of sharpies together and then draw a picture with it.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I am going to tape a bunch of sharpies together and then draw a picture with it.

    excellent plan.

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I am going to tape a bunch of sharpies together and then draw a picture with it.

    excellent plan.

    now if only we could find this bear...

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I really don't want to have to diagram these sentences so far but so help me god I will

    ...what?

    TheySlashThem on
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