life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
I finally went to see Black Panther but ended up not seeing it because I left after standing in line for 15 minutes just waiting to buy a ticket.
Some jackass decided they shouldn't have a box office. Instead, everyone should buy their ticket from the concession stand.
Which means that people that only want a ticket have to wait in line while the two fucking employees manning the counter make the pop-corn and churn butter for every family of five that wants snacks with their ticket.
reveal party and then it's a rainbow cake because we aren't projecting a binary gender normativity onto an unborn person you sickos!!
NO!
I think saying that they will be the first female quarterback in the NFL is putting unreasonably high expectations on this unborn child, don't you? Either that, or they want a completely unremarkable male cheerleader.
reveal party and then it's a rainbow cake because we aren't projecting a binary gender normativity onto an unborn person you sickos!!
NO!
that cake makes me real sad
Scrolling through GIS, there are a dozen more of these cakes.
Wheels or Heels?
Lures or Lace?
Guns or Glitter?
I find the whole concept so extremely aversive
I do not want to shit on anyone's cultural practices and I know people in chat have done this and are fine and aren't going to push their views on gender on other people or whatever but god, it's just so awful to me to have a whole event celebrating gender roles
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fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
There's a bakery across the road from my office called The Gateau House.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
why are you lying, Geth
Oh well, send me cakes.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
I finally went to see Black Panther but ended up not seeing it because I left after standing in line for 15 minutes just waiting to buy a ticket.
Some jackass decided they shouldn't have a box office. Instead, everyone should buy their ticket from the concession stand.
Which means that people that only want a ticket have to wait in line while the two fucking employees manning the counter make the pop-corn and churn butter for every family of five that wants snacks with their ticket.
NO!
This cake should def just have yellow and black stripes inside.
Why is my roommate eating baby formula
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
You should probably check in some closets for a hidden baby.
it would be great if you cut it open and it said COACH and was dollar-green and undamaged-brain-matter-grey
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
We're probably adopting, so I need the kid to jump out of the cake.
Scrolling through GIS, there are a dozen more of these cakes.
Wheels or Heels?
Lures or Lace?
Guns or Glitter?
Hah, no, these are actually insults to you, the passengers
The wifi is only technically there, working only to the point where your phone will try, but you won't be able to load anything
And the outlet? Well it says it's charging but, get this: it's not, haha, fuck you
Absolute ideal would be befriending a pregnant lady, so we need someone whose kid will be able to learn to explode from cakes by at most two weeks.
I've spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so is my greatest regret.
Celeste [Switch] - She'll be wrestling with inner demons when she comes...
Super Mario Wonder - Wowie Zowie!
I find the whole concept so extremely aversive
I do not want to shit on anyone's cultural practices and I know people in chat have done this and are fine and aren't going to push their views on gender on other people or whatever but god, it's just so awful to me to have a whole event celebrating gender roles