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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    YES! ARCHER WON!

    Thank you to everyone if you helped. :D

    i uh

    i meant to

    but I couldn't make it to polls because...of...*checks The Big Book of Good Excuses*

    Laziness

    Look, we all need to do our part! If we don't vote in each and every election, large and small, no matter how trivial or popularity based, we'll end up with [redacted] as prettiest dog!

    Your candidate won

    you didn't need me

    your candidate was always going to win

    the whole thing is rigged!

    leave me alone! *slams door*

    Of course it is rigged! :D

    (editing the quote tree so no one other than me gets in trouble)

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  • TcheldorTcheldor Registered User regular
    I feel like I missed something here. What is this Ben Affleck and shrimp toast thing?

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Tcheldor wrote: »
    I feel like I missed something here. What is this Ben Affleck and shrimp toast thing?

    I think Ben Afleck got a shrimp tattoo and now he is sad.

    Something like that.

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Tcheldor wrote: »
    I feel like I missed something here. What is this Ben Affleck and shrimp toast thing?

    Ben affleck threw out Jennifer garners shrimp fried rice and she divorced him (judge found cause)

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    top chat. fresh chat.

    slept in until SEVEN AM oh yeeaaaaaaah.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    starcraft all day for the 20th anniversary

    and then tonight is the GSL finals

    kinda scared though because idk where this 20th anniversary is taking place and Artosis is there so he may not be casting the finals tonight. that would be a big ol bummer for me.

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    The OP keeps getting weirder and weirder and less and less having to do with lunch thieves.

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  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    I think ill throw out half my fried rice in sacrifice to stopping cyber bullying.
    You'd be doing more than Melania is doing for this...

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    order the yangzhou fried rice, hakkes

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Tcheldor wrote: »
    I feel like I missed something here. What is this Ben Affleck and shrimp toast thing?

    Ben affleck threw out Jennifer garners shrimp fried rice and she divorced him (judge found cause)

    And the Bennifer breakup was because he ate her desert while she was in the bathroom.

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    starcraft all day for the 20th anniversary

    and then tonight is the GSL finals

    kinda scared though because idk where this 20th anniversary is taking place and Artosis is there so he may not be casting the finals tonight. that would be a big ol bummer for me.

    There is an article about Starcraft on the ringer today

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    waiting to find out this is all viral marketing by big chinese food to spike lunch take out orders today

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  • VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    PFR > SFR

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    PFR > SFR

    There is no debate

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Getting that fucking tattooed

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    starcraft all day for the 20th anniversary

    and then tonight is the GSL finals

    kinda scared though because idk where this 20th anniversary is taking place and Artosis is there so he may not be casting the finals tonight. that would be a big ol bummer for me.

    There is an article about Starcraft on the ringer today

    oh this is another level

    thanks

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    So, not to brag, and not to put our private life on display for everyone,

    But I believe I suffered a sex-related injury this morning

    Making this the least upset I've ever been about an injury ever

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    I hear i'm unwelcome in this chat?

  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    So, not to brag, and not to put our private life on display for everyone,

    But I believe I suffered a sex-related injury this morning

    Making this the least upset I've ever been about an injury ever

    Always practice safe sex, my friend.

    Also, is this your excuse for not priming the exploration thread for the launch this morning?

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Ben Afleck is a known and repeat food thief confirmed. You heard it first here.

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    So, not to brag, and not to put our private life on display for everyone,

    But I believe I suffered a sex-related injury this morning

    Making this the least upset I've ever been about an injury ever

    Always practice safe sex, my friend.

    Also, is this your excuse for not priming the exploration thread for the launch this morning?

    I had a meeting to attend on short notice, yes >_>

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    oh man, i hope they're going to put this on youtube

    i'm definitely down for watching 8 hours of day9 and incontrol and tastosis shooting the shit about starcraft again

    this is not a joke, i legit can't wait

    i don't want to hop in in the middle of it though

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    So, not to brag, and not to put our private life on display for everyone,

    But I believe I suffered a sex-related injury this morning

    Making this the least upset I've ever been about an injury ever

    Are 2nd degree burns to the genitals a common thing for sexually active people?

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    What is Keanu's tragic past?

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular

    Ok this is the point where photographic evidence is required to verify that this is actually taking place

    the next tweet better be a photo of the food

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    People can steal my lunch from today if they want

    fuck gendered marketing
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    No knifeplay narwhal

    remember

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    edited March 2018
    oh man, i hope they're going to put this on youtube

    i'm definitely down for watching this woman get served her "shrimp fried rice"-flavored crow

    Ilpala on
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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Home boy got his first taste of viral twitter and is itching for another hit i think

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    What is Keanu's tragic past?
    In December 1999, Reeves' girlfriend, Jennifer Syme, gave birth eight months into her pregnancy to Ava Archer Syme-Reeves, who was stillborn. The strain put on their relationship by their grief, resulted in their breakup several weeks later. On April 2, 2001, Syme was driving alone on Los Angeles' Cahuenga Boulevard when she sideswiped three parked cars, rolled over several times, and was thrown from the car. Authorities believed she died instantly. She reportedly was being treated for depression and taking two prescription drugs, which police found in her car.[50][51] Reeves, who was scheduled to begin shooting back-to-back Matrix sequels during the subsequent spring, sought "peace and time" to deal with the incident, according to his friend Bret Domrose, a guitarist in Reeves' alternative rock band Dogstar.[50]

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Deffo getting chinese when Siglet wakes up

    Fuck the police I need that hot mustard

  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    starcraft all day for the 20th anniversary

    and then tonight is the GSL finals

    kinda scared though because idk where this 20th anniversary is taking place and Artosis is there so he may not be casting the finals tonight. that would be a big ol bummer for me.

    they are in San Francisco

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    So, not to brag, and not to put our private life on display for everyone,

    But I believe I suffered a sex-related injury this morning

    Making this the least upset I've ever been about an injury ever

    Are 2nd degree burns to the genitals a common thing for sexually active people?

    I thought IcyHot was the same as Trojan Fire and Ice

    It is not

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    I've clearly missed this lunch thief story

    Somebody give me the 411

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    What is Keanu's tragic past?

    Ben Affleck stole his shrimp fried rice. He made it through... somehow...

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    That's v tragic why did I ask for this

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I've clearly missed this lunch thief story

    Somebody give me the 411

    Click the twitter links. It is a gem Lud brought us.

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  • VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I've clearly missed this lunch thief story

    Somebody give me the 411

    Somebody is lying on the internet

  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    oh man, i hope they're going to put this on youtube

    i'm definitely down for watching 8 hours of day9 and incontrol and tastosis shooting the shit about starcraft again

    this is not a joke, i legit can't wait

    i don't want to hop in in the middle of it though

    do it, it's great live

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