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The 2018 Name of the Year Tournament Has Begun

UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIREBUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
edited April 2018 in Social Entropy++
Welcome all, to the 2018 Name of the Year tournament. To quote the official website.
Name of the Year was founded in 1983 on an Ivy League campus. Its mission has remained unchanged: to discover, verify, nominate, elect and disseminate great names. All names included here are, to the best of our knowledge, real. No malice is intended.

While the origins of the tournament are (perhaps deliberately) vague, it has continued throughout the decades, and in recent years has been taken up by Deadspin who enlist the internet's help in choosing the greatest name from a bracket of 64 finalists. Previous winners have included such standouts as Doby Chrotchtangle, Assumption Bulltron, Nimrod Weiselfish, Shamus Beaglehole (Dr. Loki Skylizard was robbed!), Amanda Miranda Panda and last year's champion, Boates Botes.

This year's bracket is an excellent one
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Top seeds this year are Salami Blessing, La Royce Lobster-Gaines, Makenlove Petit-Fard, and Dr. Narwhals Mating.

Just to be clear - those are real names, of real people.

Round one voting is underway, with Bulltron Regional results already in. We saw Salami Blessing crush Bernard Bumpus, Jimbob Ghostkeeper defeated Travis Couture-Lovelady, and my personal favourite, the 13th seeded Miracle Crimes pulled off a stunning upset against #4 seed Early Charlemagne.

So check it out at http://www.nameoftheyear.com/ , vote for your favourites, read up on past champions, and most importantly, do it for Gandalf Hernandez.


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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    I guess we've found a winner for the 2016 "how far can we get into the year and have someone still forget what year it is" contest.

  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    I don't know what you're talking about

  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited April 2018
    I mean, the correct year is right there in the middle of the bracket image, how could anyone possibly get that wrong?

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    This bracket is rigged, Early Charlemagne lost already.

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Miracle Crimes was discovered when she was arrested for allegedly kicking a cop in the groin, it'll take more than an underprepared French emperor to stop that

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    On a very personal level the 2018 Name of the Year has already been decided.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Everything and anything else notwithstanding.

    How the hell is Miracle Crimes a 13 seed?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    I’m pulling for dark horse candidate Dr Megha Panda

  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    Early Charlemagne vs Miracle Crimes is a brutal first round matchup; I hope whoever wins that makes the finals.

    On the right side of the bracket I'm all in on Quindarious Gooch

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  • BhowBhow Sunny day, sweeping the clouds away. On my way to where the air is sweet.Registered User regular
    Dr. Taekwondo Byrd -v- Bucky Worboys was my toughest choice.

    Closest match (at time of voting) is Lukas Chalupa -v- Gandalf Hernandez. Now, how is that even a contest?

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Gandalf Hernandez can and maybe should take the whole thing

  • BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    I like Mahogany Loggins

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    The best / worst name I've encountered is Kasandra V Vagenas. I swear to god I'm not making this up.

    https://www.ozarkradionews.com/local-news/msu-west-plains-chancellors-deans-list-honorees

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Also i would like the record to show i live in the same town as Loki Skylizard and have met him four or five times. Ask me any questions you might have.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    BlueBlue wrote: »
    I like Mahogany Loggins

    Mahogkenny

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Also i would like the record to show i live in the same town as Loki Skylizard and have met him four or five times. Ask me any questions you might have.
    What's your favorite sandwich

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    BlueBlue wrote: »
    I like Mahogany Loggins

    Perhaps the best picks have this sort of synergy

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  • Curly_BraceCurly_Brace Robot Girl Mimiga VillageRegistered User regular
    Dr. Loki Skylizard was robbed!

    My personal faves this year are Miracle Crimes, Jimbob Ghostkeeper, Dr. Megha Panda, and of course Dr. Narwhals Mating. Those last 2 are VERY strong.

  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    “Dr.” Just adds so much

    Like, imagine informing someone that their loved one’s triple bypass surgery will be performed by “Dr. Loki Skylizard”

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Delicious Peters can't be topped. That poor girl.

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  • Dr. FlamingoDr. Flamingo 49 Gilded Disc Perceives the Sun Registered User regular
    You can call me Diaper. Mike Diaper.

  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    You can call me Diaper. Mike Diaper.

    Please, "Mr. Diaper" is my father.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    “Dr.” Just adds so much

    Like, imagine informing someone that their loved one’s triple bypass surgery will be performed by “Dr. Loki Skylizard”

    I have had a Doctor go by his first name (as in, say, Dr. Bob) instead of his last name because it was easier for his patients to pronounce.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I honestly don't know how any of you have any favourites other than Quindarious Gooch.

    It should win for mouth feel alone.

  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Because Miracle Crimes isn't just a name, it's a mission statement

  • schussschuss Registered User regular
    Quindarious and mahogany or get out

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Also i would like the record to show i live in the same town as Loki Skylizard and have met him four or five times. Ask me any questions you might have.
    What's your favorite sandwich

    Probably a nice cuban.

  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    "Name" looks like it was spelled out in a way that makes me dip my croissant in it.

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
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