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Toothbrush [chat]

CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
When you put toothpaste on your toothbrush, you

Toothbrush [chat] 113 votes

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Option 3, what kind of madness is going on.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    wet the toothbrush, put toothpaste on toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    Fast is good

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    wet the toothbrush, put toothpaste on toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    I really had to think about it I've been doing it on autopilot for almost 30 god damned years.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    wet the toothbrush, put toothpaste on toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    People who try to wash the toothpaste off their toothbrush are weird.

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I don't brush my teeth

    Happiness is within reach!
  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    put toothpaste on the toothbrush, wet the toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    This poll was stolen from Giant Bomb.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    wet the toothbrush, put toothpaste on toothbrush, wet the toothbrush, put the toothpaste on the toothbrush, wet the toothbrush, put the toothpaste on the toothbrush, wet the toothbrush, put the toothpaste on the toothbrush, wet the toothbrush, put the toothpaste on the toothbrush, wet the toothbrush, put the toothpaste on the toothbrush, wet the toothbrush, put the toothpaste on the toothbrush, wet the toothbrush, put the toothpaste on the toothbrush, the teeth are screaming, wet the toothbrush, put the toothpaste on the toothbrush, the teeth are screaming, wet the toothbrush, put the toothpaste on the toothbrush, the teeth are screaming, the toothbrush is laughing

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    put toothpaste on the toothbrush, wet the toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    Vowels is a god damn monster, that is all.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Brush your teeth then wet the tooth brush then put on the toothpaste.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    wet the toothbrush, put toothpaste on toothbrush, wet the toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    On the one hand, recursion is annoying, but on the other hand you have to consider that on the one hand, recursion is annoying, but on the other hand you have to consider that on the one hand

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    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    wet the toothbrush, put toothpaste on toothbrush, wet the toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    wet tooth brush because that's important and then put tooth paste ON

    and then wet tooth paste onto tooth brush to help them coagulate

    then brush teeth

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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    wet the toothbrush, put toothpaste on toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    Y'all only need like a little bean sized amount of toothpaste too, instead of covering the whole thing with a glob of paste.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    first you wet the toothbrush
    then you boil the noodles

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    put toothpaste on the toothbrush, wet the toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    It's "wetting" the toothbrush with toothpaste, not "trying to wash off the toothpaste from the toothbrush"

    now say that fast 3 times

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    wet the toothbrush, put toothpaste on toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    Based on the current poll 56% of you are monsters

  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    put toothpaste on the toothbrush, wet the toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    Pour a tube of toothpaste into my mouth, then use the sprayer attached to the garden hose to wash it all out.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    wet the toothbrush, put toothpaste on toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    I’m stuck in an infinite loop named [chat]

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    wet the toothbrush, put toothpaste on toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    bowen wrote: »
    Y'all only need like a little bean sized amount of toothpaste too, instead of covering the whole thing with a glob of paste.

    I just use toothpaste tabs

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    put toothpaste on the toothbrush and then brush your teeth
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    Excellent last post. Go me. :-P

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Y'all only need like a little bean sized amount of toothpaste too, instead of covering the whole thing with a glob of paste.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    According to my dentist the proper way is to use a sonic care that they keep trying to foist upon me. I swear to god I just use a regular tooth brush and they are all "Oh man that sonic care is doing good work" yeah yeah it is...

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    put toothpaste on the toothbrush, wet the toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    no one needs a bean that big

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    wet the toothbrush, put toothpaste on toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    bowen wrote: »
    Y'all only need like a little bean sized amount of toothpaste too, instead of covering the whole thing with a glob of paste.

    If you're not at risk of drowning in toothpaste then how else are you going to get that minty fresh feeling?

  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    put toothpaste on the toothbrush, wet the toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    Preacher wrote: »
    According to my dentist the proper way is to use a sonic care that they keep trying to foist upon me. I swear to god I just use a regular tooth brush and they are all "Oh man that sonic care is doing good work" yeah yeah it is...

    Srsly, are they getting paid to sell them? Is this a pyramid scheme?

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    wet the toothbrush, put toothpaste on toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    We're all gonna have these sentence-long tags at the top of our posts for this whole thread :P

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    wet the toothbrush, put toothpaste on toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    These are the light

    K5UKrEf.jpg

    Paste is for suckers

  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    put toothpaste on the toothbrush, wet the toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    all of y'all are monsters

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    I once read a dating advice article about approaching random women in public places in which the author recommended going with a buddy, feigning a casual argument about an innocuous topic as you walk by the woman, and then ask her to settle it for you. His example of such an argument would be whether you floss before you brush or after.

    I think that may have been the exact moment I realized that dating advice articles are bullshit.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    put toothpaste on the toothbrush and then brush your teeth
    I've never understood the need to wet one's toothbrush and/or toothpaste

    what do you think you're accomplishing???

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    wet the toothbrush, put toothpaste on toothbrush, wet the toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    Okay, almost done with this magic dashboard.

    If anything it is a hell of a look at what I helped build project.

    Now I am going back into remember what I have to write for a paper that is due in June so it can be published.

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    put toothpaste on the toothbrush, wet the toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    all of y'all are monsters

    Accurate.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    wet the toothbrush, put toothpaste on toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    Aioua wrote: »
    I've never understood the need to wet one's toothbrush and/or toothpaste

    what do you think you're accomplishing???

    Hello monster

  • BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    I alternate between the 3rd and 4th options. Also I'm pissed about sonicare brushes. Stores around me don't seem to stock the usual ones I get, they all seem to be replaced by newer versions with "brushsync". I guess it lets you know when to replace the head through wifi or something? Either way I don't know if those new heads will fit on my old model.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Kruite wrote: »
    no one needs a bean that big

    i need a bean that big

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Brody wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    According to my dentist the proper way is to use a sonic care that they keep trying to foist upon me. I swear to god I just use a regular tooth brush and they are all "Oh man that sonic care is doing good work" yeah yeah it is...

    Srsly, are they getting paid to sell them? Is this a pyramid scheme?

    Yeah I don't know. Like its the weirdest thing they push. Like with floss they just want you to floss but not with a specific thing, but tooth brushing? Better pay for an expensive nebulously useful device.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    put toothpaste on the toothbrush and then brush your teeth
    Brody wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    According to my dentist the proper way is to use a sonic care that they keep trying to foist upon me. I swear to god I just use a regular tooth brush and they are all "Oh man that sonic care is doing good work" yeah yeah it is...

    Srsly, are they getting paid to sell them? Is this a pyramid scheme?

    I mean probably yeah

    dentisty is kind of a scummy industry


    though they do clean your teeth pretty well

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    I've never understood the need to wet one's toothbrush and/or toothpaste

    what do you think you're accomplishing???

    you're accomplishing getting the toothbrush and/or toothpaste wet.

    i figured that'd be obvious?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    put toothpaste on the toothbrush, wet the toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    Quid wrote: »
    These are the light

    K5UKrEf.jpg

    Paste is for suckers

    What are thoooooose?

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    wet the toothbrush, put toothpaste on toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    This fucking facility set up their AV stuff so if you plug in a laptop, the laptop has to go into a closet to reach the AV cables. Then they give you a wireless keyboard and mouse. So basically they ran the cable about three times as far, just to keep from having to put in a fucking wall plate. And because this is a lab course with discussion slides at the end, I have to walk back and fucking forth so I can either be plugged into my class network or their AV shit.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    wet the toothbrush, put toothpaste on toothbrush, and then brush your teeth
    Aioua wrote: »
    I've never understood the need to wet one's toothbrush and/or toothpaste

    what do you think you're accomplishing???

    not being strange

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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