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So It Goes

Geth, you're a sweetie.

Now everyone have a cupcake or something cupcake adjacent as your diet requires.

TTODewback

So It Goes wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

Lots of cakes and cupcakes would be better if they had about a third as much icing

I'm willing to agree to begin a conversation about icing ratios but if you scrape it all off I'm going to get emotional and dig in to my position even harder

CUPCAKES NEED MORE ICING ACTUALLY

you can do red velvet cupcakes where the core of the cupcake is also frosting
i have seen this on multiple occasions

also
ALWAYS SPRINKLE CHOPPED PECANS ON TOP

edit: well. diced. chopped is too big of pieces i guess. just put it in one of those little press down food chopper things and press down like 4 or 5 times or buy them from the baking section already done)

Preacher

@Arch

https://youtu.be/1h7KV2sjUWY

Finally something just for you

navgoose

My wife was instructed by a professional cupcaker that the right way to eat a fantastically frosted cupcake is to cut it horizontally and reassemble as a frosting sandwich.

Sleep

cupcakes need, at most, an inch of frosting, any frosting exceeding this height is just bourgeois decadence.

Hakkekage

please friends

feel free to cup my cake

Evil Multifarious

Organichu wrote:

Lots of cakes and cupcakes would be better if they had about a third as much icing

get the fuck out

jungleroomx

This is a pastry.

Hakkekage

Sleep wrote: »

cupcakes need, at most, an inch of frosting, any frosting exceeding this height is just bourgeois decadence.

Worry not Sleep, the feminist confederacy has been keeping careful track of crimes against cupcake excess and is poised to implement corrective action immediately following the glorious revolution

jungleroomx

Hakkekage wrote: »

please friends

feel free to cup my cake

I'll buttercream your frosting

credeiki

navgoose wrote: »

My wife was instructed by a professional cupcaker that the right way to eat a fantastically frosted cupcake is to cut it horizontally and reassemble as a frosting sandwich.

holy shit

if true, this is lifechanging

navgoose

credeiki wrote: »

navgoose wrote: »

My wife was instructed by a professional cupcaker that the right way to eat a fantastically frosted cupcake is to cut it horizontally and reassemble as a frosting sandwich.

holy shit

if true, this is lifechanging

I had no arguement against it.

Preacher

Evil Multifarious wrote: »

Organichu wrote:

Lots of cakes and cupcakes would be better if they had about a third as much icing

get the fuck out

Yes I kept silent when you said you could read sanskrit and that burritos are not delicious, but this? THIS IS TOO FAR!

Hakkekage

jungleroomx wrote: »

Hakkekage wrote: »

please friends

feel free to cup my cake

I'll buttercream your frosting

reported for obscenity

Chanus

credeiki wrote: »

navgoose wrote: »

My wife was instructed by a professional cupcaker that the right way to eat a fantastically frosted cupcake is to cut it horizontally and reassemble as a frosting sandwich.

holy shit

if true, this is lifechanging

it definitely works but like

what's the fun if half your face isn't covered in frosting?

Sleep

credeiki wrote: »

navgoose wrote: »

My wife was instructed by a professional cupcaker that the right way to eat a fantastically frosted cupcake is to cut it horizontally and reassemble as a frosting sandwich.

holy shit

if true, this is lifechanging

There are so many other pastries that do this by design rather than as a means to correct errors in construction.

Hakkekage

cheesecake is the best kind of cake though as long as we all agree

japan

I feel like if people want to just eat sugar and food colouring they could do so without destroying the concept of small individual cakes.

credeiki

Sleep wrote: »

credeiki wrote: »

navgoose wrote: »

My wife was instructed by a professional cupcaker that the right way to eat a fantastically frosted cupcake is to cut it horizontally and reassemble as a frosting sandwich.

holy shit

if true, this is lifechanging

There are so many other pastries that do this by design rather than as a means to correct errors in construction.

the fuck do you have against cupcakes

fite me

Hakkekage

japan wrote: »

I feel like if people want to just eat sugar and food colouring they could do so without destroying the concept of small individual cakes.

just like a briton to have no appreciation for aesthetic

navgoose

credeiki wrote: »

navgoose wrote: »

My wife was instructed by a professional cupcaker that the right way to eat a fantastically frosted cupcake is to cut it horizontally and reassemble as a frosting sandwich.

holy shit

if true, this is lifechanging

I know how to eat a damn cupcake woma....damn let me try that out!

Krathoon

I remember going to fancy cupcake shop when on the Magical Mystery Tour in Seattle.

I think it was really for little girls.

jungleroomx

Honk

I put cupcakes in a blender and inject them into my eye.

Hakkekage

i quite like the baked by melissa concept



just enough to get the taste without the crushing guilt of devouring 1000 calories of pure sugar

Sleep

Hakkekage wrote: »

cheesecake is the best kind of cake though as long as we all agree

So there's this cake Dream makes that her family calls chicago cake. However they only call it that because the folks they got the recipe from came from Chicago. I have no idea what the actual name of the cake is, but it's construction involves like...4+ sticks of butter. Its like my favorite cake but I have no means by which to procure it without my wife making it because I don't know it's true name.

Hakkekage

credeiki wrote: »

Sleep wrote: »

credeiki wrote: »

navgoose wrote: »

My wife was instructed by a professional cupcaker that the right way to eat a fantastically frosted cupcake is to cut it horizontally and reassemble as a frosting sandwich.

holy shit

if true, this is lifechanging

There are so many other pastries that do this by design rather than as a means to correct errors in construction.

the fuck do you have against cupcakes

fite me

people did go a bit crazy for cupcakes in the aughts, and it got out of hand

things have settled back down to a manageable level of absurdity now, though, so I have laid down my reactionary arms

credeiki

Krathoon wrote: »

I remember going to fancy cupcake shop when on the Magical Mystery Tour in Seattle.

I think it was really for little girls.

yeah i hear your dick falls off if you enjoy aesthetically arranged frosting on a nicely sized portion of cake
better abstain just to be safe and leave more to meeee

Hakkekage

Sleep wrote: »

Hakkekage wrote: »

cheesecake is the best kind of cake though as long as we all agree

So there's this cake Dream makes that her family calls chicago cake. However they only call it that because the folks they got the recipe from came from Chicago. I have no idea what the actual name of the cake is, but it's construction involves like...4+ sticks of butter. Its like my favorite cake but I have no means by which to procure it without my wife making it because I don't know it's true name.

all cakes involve far more butter than you were expecting so this does not help, more details are needed

BronzeKoopa

Also you can not wear pants at home.

Chanus

i not only can not wear pants at home

i cannot wear pants at home

TTODewback

HOCKEY GUY
I take your Melissa's and RAISE YOU (literally) GIGI'S

Preacher

Chanus wrote: »

i not only can not wear pants at home

i cannot wear pants at home

Everytime I have to wear pants at home because someone is visiting I feel my soul being trapped.

jungleroomx

Blameless Cleric

Hello Pinecone found a baby bird rolling down the sidewalk so now I have spent the last half hour extremely carefully hand feeding it cat food because it is definitely <2 days old

Now just waiting for my parents to arrive so we can probably miss a school thing to take it to a bird rehabilitator I found

matt has a problem

navgoose wrote: »

My wife was instructed by a professional cupcaker that the right way to eat a fantastically frosted cupcake is to cut it horizontally and reassemble as a frosting sandwich.

If you're bringing cutlery into a cupcake equation you're entirely defeating the purpose of a cupcake.

Chanus

Preacher wrote: »

Chanus wrote: »

i not only can not wear pants at home

i cannot wear pants at home

Everytime I have to wear pants at home because someone is visiting I feel my soul being trapped.

literally the first thing i do when i get home is off with the pants

and then i spend my time thinking of reasons why i don't need to leave the house so i don't have to put them back on

TTODewback

Is there even any cake to this cupcake?
WE DONT KNOW OR CARE

Seriously though I can eat their mini cupcakes but their full sized jumbo cupcakes I cant even finish one.

Preacher

matt has a problem wrote: »

navgoose wrote: »

My wife was instructed by a professional cupcaker that the right way to eat a fantastically frosted cupcake is to cut it horizontally and reassemble as a frosting sandwich.

If you're bringing cutlery into a cupcake equation you're entirely defeating the purpose of a cupcake.

Yeah that's fucking cup foolery. I'm eating a cupcake for a reason!

Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud

when I worked in a bakery
matt dont read this
one of the cake ladies and I would just see what horrifically decadent monster we could make when we weren't busy

like oh lets try mixing cookie dough with this icing and then put it in a croissant

Sleep

credeiki wrote: »

Sleep wrote: »

credeiki wrote: »

navgoose wrote: »

My wife was instructed by a professional cupcaker that the right way to eat a fantastically frosted cupcake is to cut it horizontally and reassemble as a frosting sandwich.

holy shit

if true, this is lifechanging

There are so many other pastries that do this by design rather than as a means to correct errors in construction.

the fuck do you have against cupcakes

fite me

People put like a whole cakes worth of frosting on em. Its too much frosting. I'm lookin for a mini cake here not a vehicle by which to eat all the frosting off a normal sized cake. If I wanted to do that I'd just make myself a bowl full of frosting.