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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    I'm getting a tattoo tomorrow !!!

    "Tribal" band around the bicep right?

    Butterfly on the lower back

    bows on the back thighs

    a swallow on one forearm an owl on the other

    Tweety on the front hip.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    Oh hey someone invented a machine for making pure gasoline from biomass.

    Finally, a use for the poor

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    I still wanna get matching shark and porpoise tats with porp and when we hold our arms together they kiss

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    Oh hey someone invented a machine for making pure gasoline from biomass.

    Unpacking all the implications and actual utility of such a device is gonna take some doing.

    Can the machine be made small enough to be part of a murder vehicle of some sort?

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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    SealSeal Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    Zephiran wrote: »
    Oh hey someone invented a machine for making pure gasoline from biomass.

    Unpacking all the implications and actual utility of such a device is gonna take some doing.

    Economically or is this like the US Navy's method for making jet fuel from seawater, useful if you happen to have a nuclear reactor with spare capacity hanging around?

    Seal on
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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Zephiran wrote: »
    Oh hey someone invented a machine for making pure gasoline from biomass.

    Unpacking all the implications and actual utility of such a device is gonna take some doing.

    Can the machine be made small enough to be part of a murder vehicle of some sort?

    They're calling it "Container-sized".

    Could probably go on a semi no problemo.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I’m at the boobologist and he says I gotta go maxed out ginormous 800cc, the biggest they use.


    The motorboat raffle will be held next year at PAX

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    'sup.

    I keep trying to make good pancakes and I always seem to undercook them.

    I guess I'm just too impatient.

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    If they don’t call it “Mr. Fusion” they’re wasting an opportunity

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    I'm having a hard time picking a D&D character for the new game im starting soon, I randomly generated up a few as starting points and altered until I had something that felt like itd be fun to play:

    spoilered for D&D bullshit
    - Lightfoot halfling beast ranger, she has a cow usable as a mount and a source of milk (and also it turns out cows do the most damage for pets). She believes that her memories of childhood are fake and that she was the cow and the cow was the ranger and an evil wizard used powerful magic to turn her from a cow into a halfling and vice versa. It's up to the DM if this is actually true or not, regardless of its veracity it's her personal quest to undo the transformation (at least for the cow, she likes being a person). If it turns out the cow is just a cow there will be an existential crisis
    -Yuan-Ti Divine Sorcerer, this guy has the blood of an evil snake god in him, however the party will be told by him that he's a goodly cleric of the light (one who just happens to refuse to wear armor), in reality he serves the dark ends of the snake god Zehir (but for this campaign it won't matter, everyone's trapped in a dark plane and he will want out just as much as anyone). He will keep his true race and motives a secret as long as possible with a very high deception, going out of his way to do acts of good and charity whenever anyone's watching.
    - Eladrin Elf Paladin of Ancients, a newly released race, elves from the fey lands that change based upon what "season" their personality is in, summer is aggressive, winter is sullen, etc. Their appearance changes too, I was going to maybe even have this character's gender change when switching seasons, making dealing with all these static people even more complicated. Devoted to the spirits of the land rather than a god (though a paladin, personality wise more like a druid who doesn't have any hangups about platemail)

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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I’m at the boobologist and he says I gotta go maxed out ginormous 800cc, the biggest they use.


    The motorboat raffle will be held next year at PAX

    Saline or silicon?

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Given my fluency in, I want to say Swedish, I can confirm that is piss and he is very proud for having made it himself.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Did he make gasoline from his piss?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Given my fluency in, I want to say Swedish, I can confirm that is piss and he is very proud for having made it himself.

    Thanks to john oliver I know that pee is worth more than gas.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    I want really bolted on looking tits.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    If someone could painlessly wax my legs while I sleep that'd be great

    have you considered not waxing your legs, like a real feminist

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    You all wish your pee was that light-coloured

    You dehydrated monsters

    Also hello again [chat]

    In an unexpected twist, one of the 'Fish's roommates made us dinner

    I was not cooking and it was pretty awesome!

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    override play the snake guy because villainous plot hooks are good for long-term games and also because elves and halflings are bullshit

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    my pee is clear like water and don't you ever say otherwise, BeN

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    override play the snake guy because villainous plot hooks are good for long-term games and also because elves and halflings are bullshit

    It should be mentioned the halfling has 8 charisma and talks about a person to the cow in their presence instead of to the person

    and the elf is a noble who will die in session 2 because they'd accept Strahd's dinner invitation

    I have wanted to play an evil snake guy for a while so this is solid advice. I'll be the most goodest good player whenever people are watching but when they aren't I'll be like "yo, big villain guy, you get me a way out of here and I'll betray the good npcs" knowing full well that betraying the party means the character becomes an NPC under the dm's control

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    Also if you can have that moment where all the players come in and are chatting about the upcoming game and wondering where you are and you slowly turn around in a high-backed chair while petting a snake and then reveal you're the villain

    You're set

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    I still wanna get matching shark and porpoise tats with porp and when we hold our arms together they kiss

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    my pee is clear like water and don't you ever say otherwise, BeN

    Your forgiveness, please, I beg you

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I’m at the boobologist and he says I gotta go maxed out ginormous 800cc, the biggest they use.


    The motorboat raffle will be held next year at PAX

    Saline or silicon?

    Saline, unfortunately. The silicon won’t be large enough.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    yay for boobs

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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Zephiran wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I’m at the boobologist and he says I gotta go maxed out ginormous 800cc, the biggest they use.


    The motorboat raffle will be held next year at PAX

    Saline or silicon?

    Saline, unfortunately. The silicon won’t be large enough.

    Well at least it's supposedly safer in case of a puncture.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
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    Atomika wrote: »
    I’m at the boobologist and he says I gotta go maxed out ginormous 800cc, the biggest they use.


    The motorboat raffle will be held next year at PAX

    How big is 800cc in standard bra soce once added to what you have already

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    If someone could painlessly wax my legs while I sleep that'd be great

    have you considered not waxing your legs, like a real feminist

    Yes I have been doing that for a year now

    This lush leg hair isn't for everyone

    But it is for the lazy

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
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    Atomika wrote: »
    I’m at the boobologist and he says I gotta go maxed out ginormous 800cc, the biggest they use.


    The motorboat raffle will be held next year at PAX

    How big is 800cc in standard bra soce once added to what you have already

    This is 800cc

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    I also stopped shaving my armpits

    How dare you impugn my feminism

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Motorcycle tits

    FUCK YEAH

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    I want boobs that cause horrible back problems and that women usually pay to get reduced.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    body hair is the worst

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    I want boobs that cause horrible back problems and that women usually pay to get reduced.

    This doesn't sound like the best idea

    But who am I to judge? :P

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    Omg

    We are dreaming of property while up here

    Looking at house, it is amazing perfect, they want $425,000 for it which is overpriced but

    There are two separate communist artworks glorifying Chairman Mao in this set of photos wtf wtf


    Money vs politics looool

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
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