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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »

    Ugh, can't people keep their fetishes out of official DnD rulebooks?

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    I refuse to yield on this point

    If it's about g/mol or something of medicine then use actual numbers

    CCs are stupid don't @ me unless u agree

    what if I agree

    but also I want to troll

    Then I'll allow it, as trolling is the right of all sentient citizens

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    I want really bolted on looking tits.

    A specific reason for this or you just dig the aesthetic

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    I wouldn't eat Bali seafood

    I'd drink cocktails tho

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    (the Singapore strait is very heavily polluted)

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    arch as a bug doctor is it all robot-assisted surgery or do you do some stuff by hand

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    tyrannus did you pick a time when I have too much work just to taunt me

    sigh

    another 12 hour day today

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    arch as a bug doctor is it all robot-assisted surgery or do you do some stuff by hand

    I do it all by hand

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    I mean, it's probably a lot easier when you're the same size as your patients

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Me: I think I want a tattoo
    My family: Those hurt, you know. You probably can't handle that.
    Me, in tears: Do you need to be so negative? i can't handle that!

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    I mean, it's probably a lot easier when you're the same size as your patients
    arch getting there before anyone else can

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    I refuse to yield on this point

    If it's about g/mol or something of medicine then use actual numbers

    CCs are stupid don't @ me unless u agree

    what if I agree

    but also I want to troll

    trust your instincts: troll

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    tyrannus did you pick a time when I have too much work just to taunt me

    sigh

    another 12 hour day today

    i wanted to hang!!!!

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    I want to cast magic mouth on random stuff

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    When somebody's about to take a bite of a cheeseburger, cast magic mouth on it.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Somebody walking around in public with a sick mask? Cast magic mouth on the mask.

    Twice. Once for the outside of the mask, once for the inside.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Wait, what happens if you cast magic mouth on somebody's mouth?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Wait, what happens if you cast magic mouth on somebody's mouth?

    Inception

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    When somebody's about to take a bite of a cheeseburger, cast magic mouth on it.

    So, magic mouth....

    Does it have teeth? A Tongue?

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Wait, what happens if you cast magic mouth on somebody's mouth?

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Drinking game:

    Cast magic mouth on your TV, then watch a movie picked at random. Every time the magic mouth lines up with an actor's face, take a drink.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Wait, what happens if you cast magic mouth on somebody's mouth?

    I've seen Aliens

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    i watched Deadpool 2

    it was pretty good!

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Cast magic mouth on your waifu pillow.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Cast magic mouth on your waifu pillow.

    Oh the things it'd say if it could talk.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    tyrannus did you pick a time when I have too much work just to taunt me

    sigh

    another 12 hour day today

    i wanted to hang!!!!

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Oh so I found out Lauren Faust is making a DC super hero girls cartoon for CN that’s pretty rad

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    tyrannus did you pick a time when I have too much work just to taunt me

    sigh

    another 12 hour day today

    i wanted to hang!!!!

    hangintherecat.jpg

    i'll definitely go back

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I got into that MTG Arena beta and bought some cards so I'ma crack some packs and play some games so come tell me how to deckbuild.
    twitch.tv/sniperguygaming
    beacons:

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2018
    I'm having a hard time picking a D&D character for the new game im starting soon, I randomly generated up a few as starting points and altered until I had something that felt like itd be fun to play:

    spoilered for D&D bullshit
    - Lightfoot halfling beast ranger, she has a cow usable as a mount and a source of milk (and also it turns out cows do the most damage for pets). She believes that her memories of childhood are fake and that she was the cow and the cow was the ranger and an evil wizard used powerful magic to turn her from a cow into a halfling and vice versa. It's up to the DM if this is actually true or not, regardless of its veracity it's her personal quest to undo the transformation (at least for the cow, she likes being a person). If it turns out the cow is just a cow there will be an existential crisis
    -Yuan-Ti Divine Sorcerer, this guy has the blood of an evil snake god in him, however the party will be told by him that he's a goodly cleric of the light (one who just happens to refuse to wear armor), in reality he serves the dark ends of the snake god Zehir (but for this campaign it won't matter, everyone's trapped in a dark plane and he will want out just as much as anyone). He will keep his true race and motives a secret as long as possible with a very high deception, going out of his way to do acts of good and charity whenever anyone's watching.
    - Eladrin Elf Paladin of Ancients, a newly released race, elves from the fey lands that change based upon what "season" their personality is in, summer is aggressive, winter is sullen, etc. Their appearance changes too, I was going to maybe even have this character's gender change when switching seasons, making dealing with all these static people even more complicated. Devoted to the spirits of the land rather than a god (though a paladin, personality wise more like a druid who doesn't have any hangups about platemail)

    I had a blast role playing a kenku npc rival to one of the PCs kenku. You gotta get real creative with it but it's fun.

    Clatterjaw is an old scarred NE kenku spy (CR 1 with an added standard healing potion and eggshell flash grenade) in the local gang the PCs infiltrated. From the kenku initiation ritual he was upstaged by the PC kenku, and marked the PC as a threat to his position. Shit went down after the initiation party when C tried to jump the PCbut both survived and Clatterjaw split town.

    Now I got a reoccurring rival

    Havelock2.0 on
    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Don't you have to go for silicone to get the super round bolt-on look?

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    On a related note, I've been trying to find out if there ever was an ASoIaF porn parody starring the Bolt-ons.

    Because I mean if not that's a missed fucking opportunity right there.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited May 2018
    What happens if there is an object in the mouth when the mouth disappears?

    Couscous on
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2018
    also, re: the discussion about poetry earlier

    I find it difficult to talk about what poetry "should" do. Any definition one could offer about what it is (and therefore, is not) will almost immediately be contradicted by something someone has called a poem but still falls outside that definition. The best I've seen is "the art of language", which may seem too broad to be helpful, but it's a starting point that can help us disarm a lot of the stupid cultural baggage we have with the medium.

    The way most of us experience poetry is in some kind of academic setting, where we're being asked to analyze the poem. My experience has been that this conversation moves very quickly past the language and skips right to trying to explain what the poem "really means." While any good explanation will deal with the language in detail, how the particular words, connotations, the various registers and voices the author employs contribute to that meaning, it still casts poetry a place for the author to bury clarity, for the reader to "figure it out."

    Poetry is a bad vehicle for argument. Poems can take a side in an issue, but that side is always going to be emotional, meditative, or aesthetic first rather than logical (though it may be clear what the poem’s position on its subject is).

    What poetry does well, in my opinion, is helping us slow down, breathe, and engage the ways that language points beyond literal meanings and towards experiences, structures/ideas that govern our world or set the terms of a conversation. In a media environment that is engineered to sap all of our attention and distract us endlessly, I personally find this very useful. Your mileage, of course, may vary.

    @credeiki @Feral @Evil Multifarious

    Vanguard on
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    What happens in there is an object in the mouth when the mouth disappears?

    Asking for a friend

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    but what does that post really mean

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2018
    Dick and ass shingles: The pain so far is not the main antagonist I’ve noticed but instead it’s itching. It is 100% impossible to fall asleep been trying now for 5-6 hours. All I want to do is for someone to go over me with a sharpened rake and then throw acid on the wounds. It is excruciatingly itchy.

    Tomorrow I’m goin to try to get a hold of some numbing agent, I’ll request curare and see what their compromise suggestion is.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
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