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[Marvel]Thread:From Miniscule Arthropods, Murderous Tex-Mex lovers, and Marvelous Captains

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Flintstones are Marvel characters in a Hanna Barbera world

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    why doesn't fred just shoot mr slate

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    cogsworth was right

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    I just now realized that Kate Bishop and Clint Barton share the same beginning phonetics and the same syllabic breakdown

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited July 2018
    Jimothy wrote: »
    I just now realized that Kate Bishop and Clint Barton share the same beginning phonetics and the same syllabic breakdown

    kt b.()ʌ-

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    So another multiversal Spider-Man in Into the Spider-Verse got supposedly leaked via product listings for upcoming Funko Pops
    It's Spider-Man Noir
    He is rumored to be voiced by Nic Cage

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  • Blackbird SR-71CBlackbird SR-71C Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    So another multiversal Spider-Man in Into the Spider-Verse got supposedly leaked via product listings for upcoming Funko Pops
    It's Spider-Man Noir
    He is rumored to be voiced by Nic Cage

    So this is basically
    Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions: The movie (plus some awesome newer characters that were created after the game came out)

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    So another multiversal Spider-Man in Into the Spider-Verse got supposedly leaked via product listings for upcoming Funko Pops
    It's Spider-Man Noir
    He is rumored to be voiced by Nic Cage

    whaaaaaat

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    So another multiversal Spider-Man in Into the Spider-Verse got supposedly leaked via product listings for upcoming Funko Pops
    It's Spider-Man Noir
    He is rumored to be voiced by Nic Cage

    whaaaaaat
    I hope it's a small part, cause I wasnt Miles to be the focus of the movie

    I want them to pop into his world for a few minutes or something

    Everything is in Black and white except for Miles, Chubby Peter and Gwen

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I hope Into the Spider-Verse has a part where they pop into the 90s animated series for a few seconds and you just hear Spider-Man yelling "Mary JAAAANE!"

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    I'd take a shot of six-armed Spider-Man and every cop in New York firing lasers

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Shot of the Brown Widow from Venture Brothers...

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  • AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Obviously if there's any movie to recreate this, it's Spider-Verse

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    suddenly back in on ridiculous spider-verse properties

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  • FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    suddenly back in on ridiculous spider-verse properties

    Uh, Spider-Mans are the best kind of mans.

    And, paradoxically, womans.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Paul Rudd talked about Ant-Man & Wasp with Seth Meyers.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQO5PVZd1fk

    But more importantly he revealed that he owns a candy shop with Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

    Is Paul Rudd the coolest dude?

    Obviously.

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  • Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    Are we going to have a separate Ant-Man and the Wasp thread?

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I would definitely assume all the candy in Jeffery Dean Morgan's candy shop is poison or at least that he will violently murder me at some point following the candy purchase

  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    edited July 2018
    Andy Joe wrote: »
    Are we going to have a separate Ant-Man and the Wasp thread?

    I was going to put one up tomorrow, it sort of snuck up on me cos it's not out til August here. If folks are starting to get into screenings though it might be worth hitting post early.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    I would definitely assume all the candy in Jeffery Dean Morgan's candy shop is poison or at least that he will violently murder me at some point following the candy purchase

    Oh, the candy is free. You'll pay... later.

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    So the first issue of Cosmic Ghost Rider came out and it turns out the whole book has had a secret premise the entire time that they never hinted at.
    It has Ghost Rider trying to atone for what he did while working for Thanos by traveling into the past, kidnapping 8 year old Thanos and is now Lone Wolf and Cubbing with him across time and space to try and raise him along a different, more heroic, path.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    So the first issue of Cosmic Ghost Rider came out and it turns out the whole book has had a secret premise the entire time that they never hinted at.
    It has Ghost Rider trying to atone for what he did while working for Thanos by traveling into the past, kidnapping 8 year old Thanos and is now Lone Wolf and Cubbing with him across time and space to try and raise him along a different, more heroic, path.
    So it's Uncanny X-Force with Thanos instead of Apocalypse?

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    So the first issue of Cosmic Ghost Rider came out and it turns out the whole book has had a secret premise the entire time that they never hinted at.
    It has Ghost Rider trying to atone for what he did while working for Thanos by traveling into the past, kidnapping 8 year old Thanos and is now Lone Wolf and Cubbing with him across time and space to try and raise him along a different, more heroic, path.
    So it's Uncanny X-Force with Thanos instead of Apocalypse?
    Except it's a comedic book with a totally different tone and setting and characters, sure, I guess?

    UXF didn't create that story idea!

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    So the first issue of Cosmic Ghost Rider came out and it turns out the whole book has had a secret premise the entire time that they never hinted at.
    It has Ghost Rider trying to atone for what he did while working for Thanos by traveling into the past, kidnapping 8 year old Thanos and is now Lone Wolf and Cubbing with him across time and space to try and raise him along a different, more heroic, path.
    So it's Uncanny X-Force with Thanos instead of Apocalypse?
    Except it's a comedic book with a totally different tone and setting and characters, sure, I guess?

    UXF didn't create that story idea!
    I wasn't knocking it, just asking! I liked UXF a lot, but I can't seem to give any shits about Thanos. But then, I didn't give any shits about Deadpool before UXF

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    So the first issue of Cosmic Ghost Rider came out and it turns out the whole book has had a secret premise the entire time that they never hinted at.
    It has Ghost Rider trying to atone for what he did while working for Thanos by traveling into the past, kidnapping 8 year old Thanos and is now Lone Wolf and Cubbing with him across time and space to try and raise him along a different, more heroic, path.
    So it's Uncanny X-Force with Thanos instead of Apocalypse?
    Except it's a comedic book with a totally different tone and setting and characters, sure, I guess?

    UXF didn't create that story idea!
    I wasn't knocking it, just asking! I liked UXF a lot, but I can't seem to give any shits about Thanos. But then, I didn't give any shits about Deadpool before UXF
    Oh, my bad!
    I misread the tone.

    It is the end reveal of the issue so we don't really know what the path he's gonna take is but Cosmic GR is a very, very tired Frank Castle whose grim edginess has been worn down into more of just a sense of "fuck it, why not let this happen/of course that happened, sure, why not" and he's sane for the first time in thousands of years for this mini so he's got a whole lot of guilt suddenly piled on top of him.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    So the first issue of Cosmic Ghost Rider came out and it turns out the whole book has had a secret premise the entire time that they never hinted at.
    It has Ghost Rider trying to atone for what he did while working for Thanos by traveling into the past, kidnapping 8 year old Thanos and is now Lone Wolf and Cubbing with him across time and space to try and raise him along a different, more heroic, path.
    So it's Uncanny X-Force with Thanos instead of Apocalypse?
    Except it's a comedic book with a totally different tone and setting and characters, sure, I guess?

    UXF didn't create that story idea!
    I wasn't knocking it, just asking! I liked UXF a lot, but I can't seem to give any shits about Thanos. But then, I didn't give any shits about Deadpool before UXF
    Oh, my bad!
    I misread the tone.

    It is the end reveal of the issue so we don't really know what the path he's gonna take is but Cosmic GR is a very, very tired Frank Castle whose grim edginess has been worn down into more of just a sense of "fuck it, why not let this happen/of course that happened, sure, why not" and he's sane for the first time in thousands of years for this mini so he's got a whole lot of guilt suddenly piled on top of him.

    I have to admit
    Frank Castle, guilt-ridden Ghost Rider actually makes me give a shit about Frank Castle in a way I didn’t think was possible.

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  • OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    So the first issue of Cosmic Ghost Rider came out and it turns out the whole book has had a secret premise the entire time that they never hinted at.
    It has Ghost Rider trying to atone for what he did while working for Thanos by traveling into the past, kidnapping 8 year old Thanos and is now Lone Wolf and Cubbing with him across time and space to try and raise him along a different, more heroic, path.
    So it's Uncanny X-Force with Thanos instead of Apocalypse?
    Except it's a comedic book with a totally different tone and setting and characters, sure, I guess?

    UXF didn't create that story idea!
    I wasn't knocking it, just asking! I liked UXF a lot, but I can't seem to give any shits about Thanos. But then, I didn't give any shits about Deadpool before UXF
    Oh, my bad!
    I misread the tone.

    It is the end reveal of the issue so we don't really know what the path he's gonna take is but Cosmic GR is a very, very tired Frank Castle whose grim edginess has been worn down into more of just a sense of "fuck it, why not let this happen/of course that happened, sure, why not" and he's sane for the first time in thousands of years for this mini so he's got a whole lot of guilt suddenly piled on top of him.

    I have to admit
    Frank Castle, guilt-ridden Ghost Rider actually makes me give a shit about Frank Castle in a way I didn’t think was possible.
    So essentially this is a supernatural take on Frank that actually works?

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Immortal Hulk was fucking gnarly this week

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2018
    Ewing was Not Fucking Around when he described it as a straight up horror book

    For y'all that haven't read it
    Banner travels to a small town which is having a series of mysterious deaths that no one can explain, starting with the young star quarterback a few months ago.

    Turns out, the QB's dad was a scientist who developed cancer treatments and after losing his wife he began to obsess over beating death. He messed with Banner's formulas and made a serum that he tested on himself with great success. He then tested it on his son who IMMEDIATELY DIED. Turns out he had built up a resistance to radiation over his years of lab work. Shortly after his began to mutate into a glowing green skeleton and became actively radioactive.

    The mysterious deaths are because his sons corpse is also radioactive and has been poisoning anyone who visited the grave.

    And the scientist has been hiding in the mountains, killing anyone who stumbled across him and covering up what he has done.

    Hulk decides to enact his own justice. He knocks the scientist unconscious, who then wakes up with all of his limbs ripped off, trapped in a sealed off cave with the bodies of the people he killed. Never being able to die, trapped for eternity.

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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    I can't afford comics! Gimme the deets!

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I edited the post!

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Ewing was Not Fucking Around when he described it as a straight up horror book

    For y'all that haven't read it
    Banner travels to a small town which is having a series of mysterious deaths that no one can explain, starting with the young star quarterback a few months ago.

    Turns out, the QB's dad was a scientist who developed cancer treatments and after losing his wife he began to obsess over beating death. He messed with Banner's formulas and made a serum that he tested on himself with great success. He then tested it on his son who IMMEDIATELY DIED. Turns out he had built up a resistance to radiation over his years of lab work. Shortly after his began to mutate into a glowing green skeleton and became actively radioactive.

    The mysterious deaths are because his sons corpse is also radioactive and has been poisoning anyone who visited the grave.

    And the scientist has been hiding in the mountains, killing anyone who stumbled across him and covering up what he has done.

    Hulk decides to enact his own justice. He knocks the scientist unconscious, who then wakes up with all of his limbs ripped off, trapped in a sealed off cave with the bodies of the people he killed. Never being able to die, trapped for eternity.

    Also
    Banner calls the EPA in to deal with the son's grave and the last page is them digging him up and him popping out of his grave as a radioactive zombie

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Ewing was Not Fucking Around when he described it as a straight up horror book

    For y'all that haven't read it
    Banner travels to a small town which is having a series of mysterious deaths that no one can explain, starting with the young star quarterback a few months ago.

    Turns out, the QB's dad was a scientist who developed cancer treatments and after losing his wife he began to obsess over beating death. He messed with Banner's formulas and made a serum that he tested on himself with great success. He then tested it on his son who IMMEDIATELY DIED. Turns out he had built up a resistance to radiation over his years of lab work. Shortly after his began to mutate into a glowing green skeleton and became actively radioactive.

    The mysterious deaths are because his sons corpse is also radioactive and has been poisoning anyone who visited the grave.

    And the scientist has been hiding in the mountains, killing anyone who stumbled across him and covering up what he has done.

    Hulk decides to enact his own justice. He knocks the scientist unconscious, who then wakes up with all of his limbs ripped off, trapped in a sealed off cave with the bodies of the people he killed. Never being able to die, trapped for eternity.

    Also
    Banner calls the EPA in to deal with the son's grave and the last page is them digging him up and him popping out of his grave as a radioactive zombie
    Which means he wasn't dead and was just going through the same mutation his dad did at a slower rate and has been locked in a casket for months, alone

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Ewing was Not Fucking Around when he described it as a straight up horror book

    For y'all that haven't read it
    Banner travels to a small town which is having a series of mysterious deaths that no one can explain, starting with the young star quarterback a few months ago.

    Turns out, the QB's dad was a scientist who developed cancer treatments and after losing his wife he began to obsess over beating death. He messed with Banner's formulas and made a serum that he tested on himself with great success. He then tested it on his son who IMMEDIATELY DIED. Turns out he had built up a resistance to radiation over his years of lab work. Shortly after his began to mutate into a glowing green skeleton and became actively radioactive.

    The mysterious deaths are because his sons corpse is also radioactive and has been poisoning anyone who visited the grave.

    And the scientist has been hiding in the mountains, killing anyone who stumbled across him and covering up what he has done.

    Hulk decides to enact his own justice. He knocks the scientist unconscious, who then wakes up with all of his limbs ripped off, trapped in a sealed off cave with the bodies of the people he killed. Never being able to die, trapped for eternity.

    Also
    Banner calls the EPA in to deal with the son's grave and the last page is them digging him up and him popping out of his grave as a radioactive zombie
    Which means he wasn't dead and was just going through the same mutation his dad did at a slower rate and has been locked in a casket for months, alone

    holy shit

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Ok that Hulk book sounds wild

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Al Ewing is my favorite writer currently at Marvel

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Al Ewing is my favorite writer currently at Marvel
    It's him and Donny Cates for me right now

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  • never dienever die Registered User regular
    did anyone pick up the new Cap book?

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Yeah! I liked it, although it was very clearly setting the stage for the rest of the run rather than an exciting standalone debut

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