I always wanted to have a Viking Funeral. Put me in a boat with my best sword, set it on fire, push it over a waterfall.
But I also want my remains smuggled into Disney World, like all the people who have had their ashes poured out in the Haunted Mansion before they installed all the night vision cameras.
Current plan - why not both? Valhalla via Splash Mountain. Bonus fun photo for mourners to take home.
Can we do Small World with the body instead?
Still, some fun photos for the mourners, though without the waterfall I don't know if it works as well.
I always wanted to have a Viking Funeral. Put me in a boat with my best sword, set it on fire, push it over a waterfall.
But I also want my remains smuggled into Disney World, like all the people who have had their ashes poured out in the Haunted Mansion before they installed all the night vision cameras.
Current plan - why not both? Valhalla via Splash Mountain. Bonus fun photo for mourners to take home.
Can we do Small World with the body instead?
Still, some fun photos for the mourners, though without the waterfall I don't know if it works as well.
Sounds like a Pirates of the Caribbean job to me
Sharing your eternal resting place with an animatronic Johnny Depp? No thanks.
When I die I want my body to be implanted within a tree pod and planted in a family relatives' backyard.
I want the tree to be an apple tree.
And I want, many years in the future, for people to eat apples with my spirit within them.
Apple pie, apple chips, apple cider, apple crisp, apple juice, ect...
Just eating ol' Zonugal in a variety of ways.
This is such a long plan
Just fuckin' have a friend barbecue you and serve it to all your friends
Then he only gets to infect the souls of a small handful of people who will also die in the near future. He's playing the long game of generations of potential vassals.
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
The cruel twist is he won't actually be able to do anything. Just a dimly-aware consciousness trapped forever in the bodies of a bunch of people dumb enough to eat fruit from a self-evidently cursed tree
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
I feel like we're all being mighty optimistic about a tree being capable of growing on whatever our planet looks like in a decade (although, to be fair, I don't know when Zonugal is planning on kicking the bucket).
When I die I hope that whatever lithe young cannibal murdered me isn't too much of a jerk, and if they are a jerk I hope the heavy metals accumulated in my carcass cause them medical distress
Broke as fuck in the style of the times. Gratitude is all that can return on your generosity.
Why yes I will take a new Bucky on going thank you. Especially one built around traveling the US and his using the pain and trauma he has gone through to help others who have similarly suffered.
Also Rod Reis is insanely good so that's a huge plus
"long hair" is not the problem with bucky barnes hairstyle
Well at some point the dumb forum in-joke that gets brought up whenever Bucky is mentioned at all becomes an orobourus about what exactly it is making fun of
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Listen we are doing the leg work in actually giving him a character
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Sounds like a Pirates of the Caribbean job to me
Sharing your eternal resting place with an animatronic Johnny Depp? No thanks.
This is such a long plan
Just fuckin' have a friend barbecue you and serve it to all your friends
Then he only gets to infect the souls of a small handful of people who will also die in the near future. He's playing the long game of generations of potential vassals.
But then I am only consumed for one meal!
I want my body to provide an eternal bounty for all.
Oh it will grow a tree alright. Gnarled and fell, but with the most luscious-seeming fruit known to man.
I can picture it, like the opening scene of a horror movie
Yes, please transform me into the Tree of Might.
maybe if you're lucky your skeleton will be peeking out of a hole in the trunk
If I'm lucky it'll just be the Tree of the Dead from Tim Burton's Sleepy Hallow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a-Xeh5ZeOM
Are you bus hippie Ryan Gosling by any chance?
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What! What did you just say to me?!
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I shouldn't have clicked that spoiler but I am 2000% happy about this.
I thought that first one was part of the original pitch for the team?
Iron Lad, Blink, Wolvie and Valkyrie
Peggy showed up early on but appeared to have died
Why yes I will take a new Bucky on going thank you. Especially one built around traveling the US and his using the pain and trauma he has gone through to help others who have similarly suffered.
Also Rod Reis is insanely good so that's a huge plus
If so, a follow up question: why?
yes, also the same intense love for colds Year Of The Spider
Folks like long hair on dudes
Well it's more that MCU Bucky has the comics Bucky's hair
I had long hair once.
Then I literally started going bald.
Well he is the world's biggest Puddle of Mud fan...
Are you implying that Gus has a Buckey Barnes wig?
Because if you're not, I will.