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[Bad Food] Mightn't I the gristle?

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  • E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    It comes in delightful retro packaging.
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    That is definitely “we found old shipments of crap we ain’t sold since 1962, slap a new label on it and let’s get this company in the black”.

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  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I wanna hear y’all’s recommendations for what to do with a baked potato

    Throw it in the trash where it belongs

    kane for someone with good taste you often have really really bad taste

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    hot potato takes ITT

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Well due to poor planning I have nothing to eat again
    So I would go out and get something alas the police on this side of town have doubled down on harassment so that's a no go and it's rather nice out

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    the cheat wrote: »
    hot potato takes ITT

    well obviously they can't just hold them

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Ah damn it, that post was supposed to have a follow-up with my actual opinion on baked potatoes, but I got distracted and forgot and now I just look like a dick

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Ah damn it, that post was supposed to have a follow-up with my actual opinion on baked potatoes, but I got distracted and forgot and now I just look like a dick

    I find I prefer to think of you as an inexplicable but passionate hater of baked potatoes.

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  • MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    the cheat wrote: »
    hot potato takes ITT

    Hot...

    Patatkes.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Ah damn it, that post was supposed to have a follow-up with my actual opinion on baked potatoes, but I got distracted and forgot and now I just look like a dick

    I find I prefer to think of you as an inexplicable but passionate hater of baked potatoes.

    My relationship with baked potatoes is probably better described as tsundere

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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I wanna hear y’all’s recommendations for what to do with a baked potato

    Throw it in the trash where it belongs
    Seeing this sentence makes me feel like a mathematician when someone says Pi is exactly 3.

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    you guys... they are bringing back planters cheese balls...

    I never knew they went away.

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Why does that make me so angry?

    Cause Pumpkin shouldn't exist?

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    even though that post says 10:33 am I think it falls under two possibilities:

    A) it was an order RIGHT before closing and they had run out of fucks for the day and took it out on them
    B) it was a brand new person that had no idea what a bagel with egg and cheese was and no one would help them so they put cream cheese on it and a hard boiled egg because "well I've had weirder orders I guess?"

    I assume by 'brand new person' you mean 'born yesterday baby'. if so, someone needs to look hard at child labor laws cause there is no fucking excuse for this travesty. Pretty sure this was just a troll post. I have trouble believing someone this stupid would exist.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    azith28 wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Why does that make me so angry?

    Cause Pumpkin shouldn't exist?

    If it came down to you and pumpkin, I go pumpkin every time.

  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    Yesterday: "Oh no, I've got a crapload of Del Taco coupons that are about to expire! Better go use them all up at once!"

    Today: "Fuck you, Past Me!"

    Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
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  • MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    azith28 wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Why does that make me so angry?

    Cause Pumpkin shouldn't exist?

    Counterpoint: nah.
    azith28 wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    even though that post says 10:33 am I think it falls under two possibilities:

    A) it was an order RIGHT before closing and they had run out of fucks for the day and took it out on them
    B) it was a brand new person that had no idea what a bagel with egg and cheese was and no one would help them so they put cream cheese on it and a hard boiled egg because "well I've had weirder orders I guess?"

    I assume by 'brand new person' you mean 'born yesterday baby'. if so, someone needs to look hard at child labor laws cause there is no fucking excuse for this travesty. Pretty sure this was just a troll post. I have trouble believing someone this stupid would exist.

    Counterpoint: C'mon.

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  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    The growing ubiquity of pumpkin spice (a traditionally "harvest" flavor) is the new "Christmas starts in November October as soon as we can put this crap out on the shelves."
    Hence the very similar reaction.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    One of the big local breweries does a much beloved Pumpkin IPA in the fall and last year I finally tried one and it tasted so bad it gave me a headache

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    azith28 wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    even though that post says 10:33 am I think it falls under two possibilities:

    A) it was an order RIGHT before closing and they had run out of fucks for the day and took it out on them
    B) it was a brand new person that had no idea what a bagel with egg and cheese was and no one would help them so they put cream cheese on it and a hard boiled egg because "well I've had weirder orders I guess?"

    I assume by 'brand new person' you mean 'born yesterday baby'. if so, someone needs to look hard at child labor laws cause there is no fucking excuse for this travesty. Pretty sure this was just a troll post. I have trouble believing someone this stupid would exist.

    You've never worked a minimum wage job where someone tried to order something off the menu? We had people try it all the time.

    "Hi can you cut put a burger and put it on one of those chicken club buns" (at burger king)

    Two ways that can end: I can take whopper meat and make strips with a knife and try to make it neatly align.

    Or I can just slap a piece of burger meat right in the middle and make a really dumb looking sandwich.

    Or the secret third way:

    Rip it up by hand and throw the pieces wherever and coat it in ketchup and mustard to hold it together like a paste

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    Had a Newman’s Own frozen pizza for dinner last night. I think it might be my new favorite.

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Yesterday: "Oh no, I've got a crapload of Del Taco coupons that are about to expire! Better go use them all up at once!"

    Today: "Fuck you, Past Me!"

    Tomorrow me: "Taco's sound good!"

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
  • E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    I saw another article that said they would have taco bell and demolition man merch specific to this pop up.

    p.s. the store had the throwback chef boyardee, got one of each.

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I really hope the bathrooms have 3 seashells

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  • E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    I think taco bell bathrooms need 4-5 seashells at least.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I would think 1 at the most, you're not filling them up.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • AtaxrxesAtaxrxes Hellnation Cursed EarthRegistered User regular
    Seeing the Hot Chicken Pringles and the talk of baked potato got me thinking about a buffalo wing baked potato. I think I'll have to experiment this weekend. Probably bake some thighs instead of wings then toss those with some Frank's. Slather that all over the top of a buttery baked potato with some chives and blue cheese crumbles, maybe a few shreds of cheddar...Hmmm...Celery sticks on the side...

  • m!ttensm!ttens he/himRegistered User regular
    Ataxrxes wrote: »
    Seeing the Hot Chicken Pringles and the talk of baked potato got me thinking about a buffalo wing baked potato. I think I'll have to experiment this weekend. Probably bake some thighs instead of wings then toss those with some Frank's. Slather that all over the top of a buttery baked potato with some chives and blue cheese crumbles, maybe a few shreds of cheddar...Hmmm...Celery sticks on the side...

    Since this is the bad food thread, after baking the potato, dunk it in tempura batter, deep fry then toss in wing sauce and serve.

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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    m!ttens wrote: »
    Ataxrxes wrote: »
    Seeing the Hot Chicken Pringles and the talk of baked potato got me thinking about a buffalo wing baked potato. I think I'll have to experiment this weekend. Probably bake some thighs instead of wings then toss those with some Frank's. Slather that all over the top of a buttery baked potato with some chives and blue cheese crumbles, maybe a few shreds of cheddar...Hmmm...Celery sticks on the side...

    Since this is the bad food thread, after baking the potato, dunk it in tempura batter, deep fry then toss in wing sauce and serve.

    Also, flash freeze the wing sauce, dunk in tempura batter, deep fry.

    Deep fry the celery too.

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    you know, if you mixed the wing sauce with beef blood and coagulant, then froze it, then battered and deep fried it, you might have something interesting

  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Yesterday: "Oh no, I've got a crapload of Del Taco coupons that are about to expire! Better go use them all up at once!"

    Today: "Fuck you, Past Me!"

    A “crapload” is a good descriptor for Del Taco products

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Yesterday: "Oh no, I've got a crapload of Del Taco coupons that are about to expire! Better go use them all up at once!"

    Today: "Fuck you, Past Me!"

    A “crapload” is a good descriptor for Del Taco products

    When I was a kid, one of my friends' dads referred to Tex-Mex based gastrointestinal distress as "the enchilada slide." A phrase which never fails to fill me with horror and revulsion whenever I recall it.

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  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    i bought 3 small trays of roma tomatoes that were on clearance and i was originally intending to turn them into a sauce or soup, but i've just been munching down on them like apples


    they are tasty

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    E.Coyote wrote: »
    I think taco bell bathrooms need 4-5 seashells at least.

    genuine in-office inappropriate laughter at this

    thank you

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  • GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I would think 1 at the most, you're not filling them up.

    Look at this guy. He doesn't know how to use the shells.

    /cue Rob Schneider laugh.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Grislo wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I would think 1 at the most, you're not filling them up.

    Look at this guy. He doesn't know how to use the shells.

    /cue Rob Schneider laugh.

    you're... you're not filling them up

    nsfw, has a butt, poop, and three seashells:

    https://i.imgur.com/NAI0SoG.jpg

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Please stop making me laugh in public

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  • GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Grislo wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I would think 1 at the most, you're not filling them up.

    Look at this guy. He doesn't know how to use the shells.

    /cue Rob Schneider laugh.

    you're... you're not filling them up

    No, not all three. Jesus!

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    but

    that's what the toilet is for

    why would you use the seashells for that?!

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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