If I'm craving cheap garbage frozen pizza, then I'm going as cheap and garbage as the FDA will allow on the shelves.
Totino's Party Pizza, generally the three meat variety.
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LuvTheMonkeyHigh Sierra SerenadeRegistered Userregular
Newman's Own thin crust w/ uncured pepperoni (which is actually cured) is really really good, I think.
Screamin Sicilian mambo italiano or the Freschetta three meat for pizza like pizza. For garbage food the Jeno's/Totino's sausage or combination, two microwaved on top of one another.
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I was gonna say, I know there are some protected species of tarantulas.
In other news fucking christ that tarantula hot dog gives me the heebie-jeebies. It's something about its placement ON the hot dog, not the tarantula or eating it.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
There's a distinct lack of preparation to it, but then I guess someone who orders a tarantula hot dog doesn't really deserve food prepared with care.
Yeah it doesn't even look nice. It's like here's a shitty hot dog with mustard and also horror.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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The Escape Goatincorrigible ruminantthey/themRegistered Userregular
The idea that you'd buy an actual pizza made by Totino's is even more alien to me than the tarantula. Why wouldn't you just get the rolls at that point?
Can I just point out that when I posted about the exact same tarantula hot dog in this very thread two months ago, I was roundly derided for not ordering it.
Digiorno has a delicious buffalo chicken pizza with stuffed crust. If I were a judge on a cooking show, I'd give the stuffed crust person an extra 5 points regarless of dish assigned.
"10 points to the chef."
"The dish was supposed to be an apple tart."
"You're an apple tart. 10 points."
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The Escape Goatincorrigible ruminantthey/themRegistered Userregular
Can I just point out that when I posted about the exact same tarantula hot dog in this very thread two months ago, I was roundly derided for not ordering it.
You people are inconsistent!
Did you post a picture? Because the visual aid greatly alters this sort of discourse.
(I doubt I'd give shit over that, but then I'd also assume that it was like... prepared and cooked in any fashion to be the slightest bit appetizing.)
it's not a mystery! it's a tarantula! That's what a tarantula looks like! Honestly I think I'd be disappointed if that wasn't what came out.
also I don't know what kind of restaurants y'all are going to but most places I hit up don't have whacking great photos of their food.
edit: like the time we ordered tete de l'agneau in a restaurant in Lyon and were crushed when they sent it out already carved. We wouldn't have ordered it if we hadn't wanted it looking at us, guys.
Can I just point out that when I posted about the exact same tarantula hot dog in this very thread two months ago, I was roundly derided for not ordering it.
You people are inconsistent!
i still say you fucked up
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The most bad food thing from my childhood I can remember would probably be those KC frozen dinners, the one with the penguin mascot and the amazing ability to ensure the entree was stone cold while the dessert was a couple degrees below the temperature of the sun's surface.
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webguy20I spend too much time on the InternetRegistered Userregular
Walmart has a line of frozen pizzas called Pizzadillas that come in flavors like Chicken Fajita and Carne Asada, the gimmick being that there is a second underlying crust with cheese in between. They are not too terrible for being Bad Food.
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Totino's Party Pizza, generally the three meat variety.
Every half-year or so I get the hankering for these. They taste so good, and yet make me want to die after ingesting them
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I used to really like their Supreme pizza, but then they changed their sauce to be...sweeter? It got really gross.
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yeah when I had one it was almost candy-level sweet. And the bread was styrofoam-y so basically thumbs down all round.
This is why I like the non rising frozen pizzas. I know their crusts are similar to cardboard and aren’t trying to pretend they are something greater.
Sometimes I crave the cardboard.
In other news fucking christ that tarantula hot dog gives me the heebie-jeebies. It's something about its placement ON the hot dog, not the tarantula or eating it.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
not be eaten by hot dogs
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If I just want a fuckload of pizza I'll get a Wild Mike's Pepperoni Pizza.
edit: Freschetta, not DiGiorno's. Whoops.
Yeah it doesn't even look nice. It's like here's a shitty hot dog with mustard and also horror.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
You people are inconsistent!
"10 points to the chef."
"The dish was supposed to be an apple tart."
"You're an apple tart. 10 points."
Did you post a picture? Because the visual aid greatly alters this sort of discourse.
(I doubt I'd give shit over that, but then I'd also assume that it was like... prepared and cooked in any fashion to be the slightest bit appetizing.)
edit: also it said "grilled" on the menu so I pretty much assumed it was gonna be a bare-assed grilled tarantula. At least i was right.
They didn't even have a picture of what the result would look like? That's one helluva case of "mystery meat"!
also I don't know what kind of restaurants y'all are going to but most places I hit up don't have whacking great photos of their food.
edit: like the time we ordered tete de l'agneau in a restaurant in Lyon and were crushed when they sent it out already carved. We wouldn't have ordered it if we hadn't wanted it looking at us, guys.
i still say you fucked up
It's deffo served whole in Cambodia from my understanding and what friends who've had it report back
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Totinos turned me off to frozen pizzas for decades. It wasn't until just the last few years that I was willing to try other frozen pizzas at all.
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Still worse than almost anywhere fresh, but ...ok.
Fair 'nuff.