I'd rock this game.

Ethan Smith

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_boxing


My god, I want to play this with my friends SO MUCH.

potatoe

sounds pretty dumb to me

then again...i find boxing to be dumb

Abracadaniel

if only you had friends to play with

Paku

potatoe wrote: »

sounds pretty dumb to me

then again...i find boxing to be dumb

boxing isn't dumb though

Ethan Smith

Smart Hero wrote: »

if only you had friends to play with

Damn you and your cleverness?

INTERNET IS SO MUCH SERIOUZ BIZZNES

edit-For real though, this is said by a man with the Hellboy symbol on his sig. My god, we are all terrible people.

Captain Cthulhu

potatoe wrote: »

sounds pretty dumb to me

then again...i find boxing to be dumb

how could you possibly find boxing to be dumb?
go watch a couple Rocky movies and get back to me.
(any of them but 5)

Jimbo the Impressive

I really don't understand boxing. I generally go through life trying to avoid fights. Is there any particular reason you can only punch in boxing? Most combat sports allow kicks, at least.

Abracadaniel

don't gotta be upset about it man

just go find some friends or something

bsjezz

is this like where you get into a fight on one of those oversized novelty chessboards at the mall over what movie you're going to see and end up getting dragged away by the security guards to the complete opposite end of the carpark to where your car is

Ethan Smith

Well, I'd do kickboxing, obv obv.

Paku

captain i like the rocky movies too but that is probably not the best sales pitch for the fine art of throwin' arms

TheySlashThem

punch punch punch punch punch punch punch








punch

Ethan Smith

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

punch punch punch punch punch punch punch








punch

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK







Queen to e5

Captain Cthulhu

mrpaku wrote: »

captain i like the rocky movies too but that is probably not the best sales pitch for the fine art of throwin' arms

Well sure they're not the best example of boxing in general, but they do an excellent job of portraying the triumph of the human spirit that every round of boxing entails.

Kuribo's Shoe

triumph of the human spirit always = bullshit

Moriarty

i'd definitely just be one of the dudes who didn't play chess at all and just trained the boxing

Paku

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

triumph of the human spirit always = bullshit

hohoho

Captain Cthulhu

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

triumph of the human spirit always = bullshit

you must be a very spineless, weak willed person.

Wrench N Rockets

Man I tried to rock some Homeworld tonight, but Homeworld doesn't seem to like my video drivers.

Black screen.

Coldbrand

Captain Cthulhu wrote: »

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

triumph of the human spirit always = bullshit

you must be a very spineless, weak willed person.

I'm going to agree with Cthulhu here, you need to stop delving into all this political shit and grow some spirit back.

Kuribo's Shoe

boxing is not triumph of the human spirit

boxing is two dudes (or ladies) beating the shit out of each other

spirit is for deluded people

Captain Cthulhu

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

boxing is not triumph of the human spirit

boxing is two dudes (or ladies) beating the shit out of each other

spirit is for deluded people

right and because you don't understand that, you are the kind of person who gets punched and immediately just throws their wallet on the ground and begs the attacker not to hit them again. With any luck you're gay and you'll find a real man who will protect you.

Kuribo's Shoe

Captain Cthulhu wrote: »

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

boxing is not triumph of the human spirit

boxing is two dudes (or ladies) beating the shit out of each other

spirit is for deluded people

right and because you don't understand that, you are the kind of person who gets punched and immediately just throws their wallet on the ground and begs the attacker not to hit them again. With any luck you're gay and you'll find a real man who will protect you.

actually I used to box

and I can beat the shit out of anybody who asks for it, thank you

I didn't, however, realize, that the amount of heads you punch in measures your worth as a man.

Captain Cthulhu

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

Captain Cthulhu wrote: »

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

boxing is not triumph of the human spirit

boxing is two dudes (or ladies) beating the shit out of each other

spirit is for deluded people

right and because you don't understand that, you are the kind of person who gets punched and immediately just throws their wallet on the ground and begs the attacker not to hit them again. With any luck you're gay and you'll find a real man who will protect you.

actually I used to box

and I can beat the shit out of anybody who asks for it, thank you

I didn't, however, realize, that the amount of heads you punch in measures your worth as a man.

you must have sucked at boxing then.

Seriously, when you're getting your shit pummeled and you keep getting back up and keep throwing punches and not giving up until you're pretty much dead, it doesn't matter what you're doing, that's a triumph of the human spirit. It doesn't just have to be boxing either it can be anything.

Kuribo's Shoe

or it could be a survival instinct, who could say

The Lovely Bastard

Shoe would you ever fight me?

With your boxing skills?

Captain Cthulhu

Anyone who's actually afraid of dying in boxing is just a bitch.

Kuribo's Shoe

The Lovely Bastard wrote: »

Shoe would you ever fight me?

With your boxing skills?

nah I'm not big into violence

Wren

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

triumph of the human spirit always = bullshit

but its our greatest strength. we even get +5 spirit because of it

Captain Cthulhu

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

The Lovely Bastard wrote: »

Shoe would you ever fight me?

With your boxing skills?

nah I'm not big into violence

we should organize a fight club session for PAX.

Paku

i love boxing so much

Raneados

It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday,
Not your normal, average everyday.

Sounds like someone felled my old coral tree.
Spongebob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me?

The world feels like it's in loverly.

Go away before I harm you bodily!


This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.


There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow.
Hey, Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe?

What? Who, me? Would you look at the time, I should go!

People seem a little more brotherly.
Here's a special something to you from me.

Even all the trash, on Christmas it smells so sweetly.
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.

la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy?

Step outside, we've got something for you to see.

Spongebob, take this stuff down immediately!

Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree.

Tonight things are as good as they seem to be.

A star on top will complete all the scenery.


This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to meeeeeeeeeee.

Kuribo's Shoe

mrpaku wrote: »

i love boxing so much

me too

and yet

I hate violence

Paku

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

mrpaku wrote: »

i love boxing so much

me too

and yet

I hate violence

in all honesty, me too

it's a predicament

Wren

I love violence but hate boxing. who woulda thunk it?

Moriarty

shoe you're kinda fat for a boxer

kinda really fat

The Lovely Bastard

It's not fat, its a shock absorber.

Alternatively, Butterbean.

Kuribo's Shoe

I guess so

Wren

Moriarty wrote: »

shoe you're kinda fat for a boxer

kinda really fat

I dont think he said he was a good boxer.

GABBO GABBO GABBO

Moriarty wrote: »

shoe you're kinda fat for a boxer

kinda really fat

You've been trying really hard today.
Too hard.

Moriarty

for some reason when i hear boxer i think of all the people i've known that have been hardcore into their wrestling/boxing/martial arts

i also think of how proud munkus was when he boxed his friend and did a jump punch

god that was a bad story