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[Star Wars] - Some fandalorians think Mandalorian blandalorian, others give a handalorian

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    I would stab myself in the thigh approximately 30 times with that laser sword.

    Probably only once.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited August 2019
    why don't lightsaber fighters ever like

    use the Force to move the... magnetic field, I think? that holds the lightsaber blade in?

    You clash with your foe and are doing the face-to-face grimacing at each other thing and you Force bend the upper half of the blade 90 degrees and surprise you cut that dude's head right open

    edit: or like, a lightchakram that you just send zipping all around

    hit me up Disney, I got all the dumb lightsaber ideas

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  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    why don't lightsaber fighters ever like

    use the Force to move the... magnetic field, I think? that holds the lightsaber blade in?

    You clash with your foe and are doing the face-to-face grimacing at each other thing and you Force bend the upper half of the blade 90 degrees and surprise you cut that dude's head right open

    There's a graphic out there with some "unconventional" saber moves, and one of them is pretty close - using Force Pull to yank the other guy's face into your (or his?) blade.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    why don't lightsaber fighters ever like

    use the Force to move the... magnetic field, I think? that holds the lightsaber blade in?

    You clash with your foe and are doing the face-to-face grimacing at each other thing and you Force bend the upper half of the blade 90 degrees and surprise you cut that dude's head right open

    There's a graphic out there with some "unconventional" saber moves, and one of them is pretty close - using Force Pull to yank the other guy's face into your (or his?) blade.

    The problem is that very few force powers are as instantaneous as they would need to be to be used in such a way.
    Would you want to distract your focus from not being laser decapitated for the chance at pulling your opponent's face onto your blade?

    And that whole "turn your blade off then back on really quickly" sounds great, except it takes time to turn your blade off and back on. It's fast (unless the plot requires otherwise) but it's not instantaneous, and during that quarter to half second, you're defenseless against the guy you're fighting, who is close enough for you to consider trying something like that, and also didn't deactivate their lightsaber.

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Man it would be cool to see a lightsaber fight with two people trying to out Force each other in the middle of it.

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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Maybe this is me being generous and filling in a blank for the movies

    But I always just sort of assumed that when folks are clashing lightsabers, there's always an element of them trying to use the force against each other, and that's an unseen fight that's happening while the swordfight is happening

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  • GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    I’ve read some interesting theory-crafting on Twitter today. I’ll post two tweets which are the start of two separate threads, but won’t post them all. Really intriguing speculation imo. Lot of spoilers for Charles Soule’s Vader comic series.

    Thread 1:

    Thread 2:

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  • FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    I swear there was a book or a comic back in the dark times (the 90's) where someone used the Force to bend their saber's beam to make a shield or something like that.

  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    Those threads are fascinating and I need to start reading SW comics yesterday, thank you for sharing

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Man it would be cool to see a lightsaber fight with two people trying to out Force each other in the middle of it.

    There's a segment in Episode 3 that I've always assumed is supposed to be this, when Anakin and Obi-Wan are standing near each other, swinging their swords but not hitting each other

    I mean, I know it's probably really just bad choreography, but it feels out of place, somehow

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    Maybe this is me being generous and filling in a blank for the movies

    But I always just sort of assumed that when folks are clashing lightsabers, there's always an element of them trying to use the force against each other, and that's an unseen fight that's happening while the swordfight is happening

    Yeah, I've always figured it's kinda like the Wheel of Time in that regard, where only users of the One Power can see the 'weaves' of the Power, and any normal person watching a fight between two users of the OP would just see two people grunting and staring at each other. That sort of thing.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    like Stands in Jojo!

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  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    like Stands in Jojo!

    Man, has anyone ever done the "to be continued" meme but with Darth Maul igniting the second blade of his lightsaber?

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    I just caught up on the trailers and

    those are good trailers

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  • SiliconStewSiliconStew Registered User regular
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Man it would be cool to see a lightsaber fight with two people trying to out Force each other in the middle of it.

    There's a segment in Episode 3 that I've always assumed is supposed to be this, when Anakin and Obi-Wan are standing near each other, swinging their swords but not hitting each other

    I mean, I know it's probably really just bad choreography, but it feels out of place, somehow

    No, you were right the first time, it's just ridiculous choreography.

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  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Man it would be cool to see a lightsaber fight with two people trying to out Force each other in the middle of it.

    There's a segment in Episode 3 that I've always assumed is supposed to be this, when Anakin and Obi-Wan are standing near each other, swinging their swords but not hitting each other

    I mean, I know it's probably really just bad choreography, but it feels out of place, somehow

    And they do it again in episode 4, but the cinematic twist is that it is portrayed as slow, clunky sword play instead.

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  • RenzoRenzo Registered User regular
    Those tweet threads are interesting, but if anyone is expecting the next movie to tie in with the comics, I think they'll be disappointed.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    I know the actual reason the duel in ep4 is slow and clunky is they just winged it and had no real fight choreography

    but I do like to think that in-universe, Vader and Obi-Wan just knew each other so well that with a little bit of Force assist, they just basically stalemated and knew they had no opening on each other until Obi-Wan gave up.

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    God bless you, Spaceballs. God bless you.

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  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    "Tuvok, anything on sensors?"

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    I know the actual reason the duel in ep4 is slow and clunky is they just winged it and had no real fight choreography

    but I do like to think that in-universe, Vader and Obi-Wan just knew each other so well that with a little bit of Force assist, they just basically stalemated and knew they had no opening on each other until Obi-Wan gave up.

    I know somewhere I once read the theory that in lightsaber duels, both sides always have a little bit of spidey-sense going, and have a sense of how the next second or so is likely to play out. So in slower-paced duels, every muscle twitch is playing out as a full move in both of their heads, and they're just waiting for the moments when it looks like things go their way.

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    I know the actual reason the duel in ep4 is slow and clunky is they just winged it and had no real fight choreography

    but I do like to think that in-universe, Vader and Obi-Wan just knew each other so well that with a little bit of Force assist, they just basically stalemated and knew they had no opening on each other until Obi-Wan gave up.

    It's also a samurai fight, it's supposed to be all about the tension and build up to the strike, not about fancy swordplay. The whole OT sticks to this theme. The PT goes for more of a Wuxia vibe which could work but feels weird in the context of the established universe. The ST seems to be going for more of a medieval knights / long swords style thing which is at least closer to pacing and beats of the samurai fights of the OT.

    I am of course an expert at sword stuff being a straight white male.

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  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    I would buy that I'd they actually showed the classic samurai cinematography, like closeups focusing on their eyes, adjusting their grip, etc. Basically, everything we got in that Obi-Wan vs. Maul rematch from Rebels. Go watch it again, it's fantastic.

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  • SiliconStewSiliconStew Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    SimBen wrote: »
    I know the actual reason the duel in ep4 is slow and clunky is they just winged it and had no real fight choreography

    The fight choreographer and Vader's stunt double for the fights for Episodes 4-6 (and many other films) was Bob Anderson, an Olympic fencer and president of the British Academy of Fencing in the 60s and 70s. That EP4 fight is clearly influence by the fencing style. Which for a weapon that can cripple, kill, or completely slice you in half without requiring any force behind the blow, I'd say fencing slow probing and quick strikes seems as good a match as any for that. The later movies flashy spins, flips, and big arm twirling and flailing motions would just get you killed in a real fight. At worst you can say things were slowed down too much so Guiness could handle it.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    I know the actual reason the duel in ep4 is slow and clunky is they just winged it and had no real fight choreography

    The fight choreographer and Vader's stunt double for the fights for Episodes 4-6 (and many other films) was Bob Anderson, an Olympic fencer and president of the British Academy of Fencing in the 60s and 70s. That EP4 fight is clearly influence by the fencing style. Which for a weapon that can cripple, kill, or completely slice you in half without requiring any force behind the blow, I'd say fencing slow probing and quick strikes seems as good a match as any for that. The later movies flashy spins, flips, and big arm twirling and flailing motions would just get you killed in a real fight. At best you can say things were slowed down so Guiness could handle it.

    I mean, in episode 4 the behind the scenes canon was that the sabers were immensely heavy when turned on.

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  • SiliconStewSiliconStew Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    I know the actual reason the duel in ep4 is slow and clunky is they just winged it and had no real fight choreography

    The fight choreographer and Vader's stunt double for the fights for Episodes 4-6 (and many other films) was Bob Anderson, an Olympic fencer and president of the British Academy of Fencing in the 60s and 70s. That EP4 fight is clearly influence by the fencing style. Which for a weapon that can cripple, kill, or completely slice you in half without requiring any force behind the blow, I'd say fencing slow probing and quick strikes seems as good a match as any for that. The later movies flashy spins, flips, and big arm twirling and flailing motions would just get you killed in a real fight. At best you can say things were slowed down so Guiness could handle it.

    I mean, in episode 4 the behind the scenes canon was that the sabers were immensely heavy when turned on.

    Yes, Luke really looked like he was straining with effort as he casually wiggles the lightsaber around one handed the very first time Kenobi hands it to him.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2019
    SimBen wrote: »
    I know the actual reason the duel in ep4 is slow and clunky is they just winged it and had no real fight choreography

    The fight choreographer and Vader's stunt double for the fights for Episodes 4-6 (and many other films) was Bob Anderson, an Olympic fencer and president of the British Academy of Fencing in the 60s and 70s. That EP4 fight is clearly influence by the fencing style. Which for a weapon that can cripple, kill, or completely slice you in half without requiring any force behind the blow, I'd say fencing slow probing and quick strikes seems as good a match as any for that. The later movies flashy spins, flips, and big arm twirling and flailing motions would just get you killed in a real fight. At best you can say things were slowed down so Guiness could handle it.

    I mean, in episode 4 the behind the scenes canon was that the sabers were immensely heavy when turned on.

    Yes, Luke really looked like he was straining with effort as he casually wiggles the lightsaber around one handed the very first time Kenobi hands it to him.

    Lucas later changed his mind about the thing but I assure you this was part of his process for designing the original lightsaber fights in episode 4.

    See also: there is no underwear in space, put on the duct tape.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    When I first heard the theory about lightsabers having a strong gyroscopic force to them, I just imagined them getting dropped by accident and going ape shit all over the room like an angry fire hose

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    SimBen wrote: »
    I know the actual reason the duel in ep4 is slow and clunky is they just winged it and had no real fight choreography

    The fight choreographer and Vader's stunt double for the fights for Episodes 4-6 (and many other films) was Bob Anderson, an Olympic fencer and president of the British Academy of Fencing in the 60s and 70s. That EP4 fight is clearly influence by the fencing style. Which for a weapon that can cripple, kill, or completely slice you in half without requiring any force behind the blow, I'd say fencing slow probing and quick strikes seems as good a match as any for that. The later movies flashy spins, flips, and big arm twirling and flailing motions would just get you killed in a real fight. At best you can say things were slowed down so Guiness could handle it.

    I mean, in episode 4 the behind the scenes canon was that the sabers were immensely heavy when turned on.

    Yes, Luke really looked like he was straining with effort as he casually wiggles the lightsaber around one handed the very first time Kenobi hands it to him.

    IIRC, they weren't meant to be heavy, so much as displaying heavy gyroscopic forces that would make sword fighting effectively with them difficult or impossible for a non force user. Picking them up and swinging them around, sure. But going toe to toe with another person swinging a magic space sword of cut-anything? Not so much.
    Of course, at one point in time, light sabers were standard issue for Storm Troopers, so, stuff gets changed.

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  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    I will not be satisfied with ridiculous Light Sabers until Star Wars gets into a true arms race with Gundam


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    Get on it, Lucasfilm. Outdo the Hyper Beam Javelin

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    No love for the victory-era beam rotors?

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  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    No love for the victory-era beam rotors?

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    But the Inquisitors have already reached this level!

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  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Lanz, I saw that first image before your edit. Why would you show me a sick-ass gunpla that costs $400+ because it's limited edition?

    That was cruel.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Lanz wrote: »
    I will not be satisfied with ridiculous Light Sabers until Star Wars gets into a true arms race with Gundam
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    Get on it, Lucasfilm. Outdo the Hyper Beam Javelin

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    Getting closer, right?

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  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    Stilts wrote: »
    Lanz, I saw that first image before your edit. Why would you show me a sick-ass gunpla that costs $400+ because it's limited edition?

    That was cruel.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    I still want to go to Galaxy's Edge and pay a bunch of money to make my own lightsaber and then pay a bunch more money to customize it further and get a belt clip and also a belt and a yellow khyber crystal and and and

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I still want to go to Galaxy's Edge and pay a bunch of money to make my own lightsaber and then pay a bunch more money to customize it further and get a belt clip and also a belt and a yellow khyber crystal and and and

    The cognitive dissonance of knowing that whole thing is just paying absurd amounts of money for an experience at the end of which I get a toy I built from prefab parts is not strong enough to get me to not do it.

    There are very few things anyone could have done to Disneyland to make me more excited about it than I was as a youth, but Star Wars Land has fucking shattered every ounce of common sense I have.

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