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[chat] goes camping

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Johnny Rockets milkshakes tho? Now we’re talkin

    cy0o2fd3a5uq.jpeg

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    ice cream is for infants

    i only eat kale and drink negronis

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    My kids like royal oreo

    wait, i'm out of the cookie game

    what is a royal oreo

    is it a double decker oreo that has been called royal because it has been "crowned" like a checkers piece

    The "royal" is a log of fudge stuffed into the middle of the blizzard.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    kedinik wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    I'm on my way to eat sorbet because I'm living my best life

    don't sorbet the farm

    How could you do this to me

    in my defense, I am really punchy right now

    pun-chy

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Dairy Queen? More like Dairy Page at best

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    navgoose wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    My kids like royal oreo

    wait, i'm out of the cookie game

    what is a royal oreo

    is it a double decker oreo that has been called royal because it has been "crowned" like a checkers piece

    The "royal" is a log of fudge stuffed into the middle of the blizzard.

    oh my god

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    related: I want dairy queen :<

    The things they do with sugar for low prices is inspiring

    God damn, I want to eat a 2,000 calorie Blizzard and give negative fucks

    favorite blizzard type, go

    mine used to be Butterfinger but heath Bar has been climbing the rankings over the last 5-10 years

    heath bar yes

    Oreo is, was, and always will be the champ.

    sorry no
    it gets soggy

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    ice cream is for infants

    i only eat kale and drink negronis
    Well if you don’t like ice cream I have good news, Dairy Queen doesn’t serve any

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    ice cream is for infants

    i only eat kale and drink negronis

    hmm

    acceptable, the negronis will make you forget the pain of only eating kale

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    edited June 2018
    Dairy Bear
    Dairy Twink
    Dairy Fairy

    Rejected ice creamery names

    navgoose on
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    wandering I worked 5 years at Dairy Queen, I will not have you disparaging Her Majesty

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Kale tastes awful

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    Dairy Bear
    Dairy Twink
    Dairy Fairy

    Rejected ice creamery names

    http://www.dairybear.com

    checkmate, athiests

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    The place I'm going to is called Sky Ice

    I can't say for sure that I won't be battling frost giants for their frozen treats

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited June 2018
    navgoose wrote: »
    Dairy Bear
    Dairy Twink
    Dairy Fairy

    Rejected ice creamery names

    I would go to Dairy Fairy on an hourly basis until I went into a dairy/sugar coma.

    Gim on
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    navgoose wrote: »
    Dairy Bear
    Dairy Twink
    Dairy Fairy

    Rejected ice creamery names

    http://www.dairybear.com

    checkmate, athiests

    https://biggayicecream.com

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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    NEO|Phyte wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Yesterday, a good bro of mine took me to see Prestige Wrestling as a birthday gift.

    Afterward, we helped break down and pack up the ring for transport.

    It was pretty fucking cool.
    You're a roadie now.

    Sure!

    Damn, I d had to take breaks during the pack-up, thanks to my birthday hangover ans my blood still being all wrong.

    I'm not really allowed to exercise until I have a cardiologist get a really good look at my heart, and I can't eat leafy greens until I'm off this particular blood thinner.

    Anyway, this event was also the debut of this federation's Women's subdivision, and they were really good! The face was full-on dressed like Goku and had blue hair, and was of course adorable. The heel was a really cool, like... almost like Poison Ivy kinda situation; she was quite sizable (so of course some of the crowd were awful), and a really technically good wrassler, and really light on her feet. It was awesome!

    Oh also, even at my diminished size, I'm bigger than most of the males at this event. Which was weird. Almost all the guys were shorter than me (I'm 6'), and just don take up as much space. Seriously, super-weird.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    [chat] this day is slowly slipping out of my control

    Ladyfish and I have been invited to attend a college party tonight

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    Dairy Bear
    Dairy Twink
    Dairy Fairy

    Rejected ice creamery names

    They already had a Dairy Fairy.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKTmqjC6rKc

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    ice cream is for infants

    i only eat kale and drink negronis
    Well if you don’t like ice cream I have good news, Dairy Queen doesn’t serve any

    “Technically, our soft serve does not qualify to be called ice cream. To be categorized as ice cream, the minimum butterfat content must be ten percent, and our soft serve has only five percent butterfat content.”

    https://www.dairyqueen.com/us-en/Company/FAQ/

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Allow me to sing you the song of my people.

    https://youtu.be/SxTNhD5jTyQ

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    Dairy Bear
    Dairy Twink
    Dairy Fairy

    Rejected ice creamery names

    Dairy Heir

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    I passed by Big Gay Ice Cream when I was in NYC but alas it was closed

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    ice cream is for infants

    i only eat kale and drink negronis
    Well if you don’t like ice cream I have good news, Dairy Queen doesn’t serve any

    “Technically, our soft serve does not qualify to be called ice cream. To be categorized as ice cream, the minimum butterfat content must be ten percent, and our soft serve has only five percent butterfat content.”

    https://www.dairyqueen.com/us-en/Company/FAQ/

    Why, it's practically healthy!

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Geth, close the thread.

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Jacobkosh. Closing thread...

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