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[WRAITH VICTORY!!!!!!!] KoPv.1: The Caves of Phalla

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  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    !Retract TehSpectre I don't very much believe what Spectre is saying but it is an asinine risk to be taking when there are other options.

    If Spectre is telling the truth, both him and Tormented will die. If he is lying he dies anyway so with no other real canidates other than bandwagoning Adrien for a bad post or two:
    !I vote Typhus733

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  • TabascoTabasco Registered User
    edited May 2007
    I'm pretty sure TehSpectre's story is too weird to be true. !I vote TehSpectre

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    *facepalm*

    *tries to speak*

    *gives up*

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    *!vote Adrien*

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  • OtakuD00DOtakuD00D Can I hit the exploding rocks? San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    Oh thank god. I haven't voted yet. Thought I did! Dammit, I don't even know who to vote for.

    Vote for yourself, cultist.

    Oh jeez. Once a commie always a commie!

    !vote Adrien

    TehSpectre's a risk, but he MIGHT help the village out in the end.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    *facepalm*

    *tries to speak*

    *gives up*
    Think we should have used an item, like the magnet, huh? :(

    *checks english-japanese dictionary*

    *nods*

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I guess I will !vote adrien

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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Not really much else to do..

    !vote Adrien

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    !vote Adrien

    Don't really know what to make of Spectre. Alas.

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  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Narration will be late tonight. Votes and Special PMs are all still due by 11:00 (forum timestamp, 11:00 or earlier).

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  • CelebrimCelebrim Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    EDIT: I can't read my clock

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Well I picked the wrong bloody night to go out for dinner.

    I'm still catching up, but I'm not certain why we want to kill a vigilante who is willing to cooperate with us. He completely omitted his death conditions in the PM, they may simply have been "You can only be killed by the vote" or some such. So the end of the night we'd have lost a "non-gnome" kill, have possibly killed another race and even if we haven't...I can't imagine this has done much for Spectre's desire to work with us rather than laughing manically while slaughtering us all.

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  • LignisseLignisse Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Well I picked the wrong bloody night to go out for dinner.

    I'm still catching up, but I'm not certain why we want to kill a vigilante who is willing to cooperate with us. He completely omitted his death conditions in the PM, they may simply have been "You can only be killed by the vote" or some such. So the end of the night we'd have lost a "non-gnome" kill, have possibly killed another race and even if we haven't...I can't imagine this has done much for Spectre's desire to work with us rather than laughing manically while slaughtering us all.
    I can't speak for all, butI don't want to kill a vigilante who is willing to cooperate with us. I want to kill TehSpecter, whom I don't believe is in fact a vigilante who is willing to cooperate. I guess I'll find out soon. Personally, I'm leaning more to the "TehSpecter is a gnome" side of the fence.

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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Do we have a timetable for narration? I'm considering going to bed and just reading it in the morning.

    /oooOOooOOoooo

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Lignisse wrote: »
    Well I picked the wrong bloody night to go out for dinner.

    I'm still catching up, but I'm not certain why we want to kill a vigilante who is willing to cooperate with us. He completely omitted his death conditions in the PM, they may simply have been "You can only be killed by the vote" or some such. So the end of the night we'd have lost a "non-gnome" kill, have possibly killed another race and even if we haven't...I can't imagine this has done much for Spectre's desire to work with us rather than laughing manically while slaughtering us all.
    I can't speak for all, butI don't want to kill a vigilante who is willing to cooperate with us. I want to kill TehSpecter, whom I don't believe is in fact a vigilante who is willing to cooperate. I guess I'll find out soon. Personally, I'm leaning more to the "TehSpecter is a gnome" side of the fence.

    Yeah, but we've ways of verifying that wouldn't end with him possibly dead. I mean he flat out told us who was getting heart ripped tonight, if that comes true then we'd know he is at least the last unknown kill source. Well that our the actual heart-ripper is a huge douche.

    Eh. I'm not certain what I would have decided if I'd been paying attention. I just find it odd that people are still suggesting that bad guy uncontrolled kills is bad. Well, I guess he might still be a bad guy, er...non-gnome kills I guess. It's all arm chair quarterbacking at the moment.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I will not die tonight. No worries.

    I just don't want to tell anyone how to kill me. You probably wont do it accidentally.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    I will not die tonight. No worries.

    I just don't want to tell anyone how to kill me. You probably wont do it accidentally.

    Oh, I'd bet that a number of items need to be destroyed thus severing your connection to the mortal realm. I'm currently thinking the spyglass, knife and shield would do since they're all appropriately kingly. I don't know about the magnets, just don't seem very kingy to me.

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  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh man where is our narrative post? Oh man. I am so scared and excited.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh man where is our narrative post? Oh man. I am so scared and excited.

    We'll be stuck playing it forever just because we are in The Day That Will Never End, we'll be stuck playing it forever just because we are in The Day That Will Never End, we'll be stuck playing it forever just because we are in The Day That Will Never End, we'll be stuck playing it forever just because we are in The Day That Will Never End, we'll be stuck playing it forever just because we are in The Day That Will Never End, we'll be stuck playing it forever just because we are in The Day That Will Never End, we'll be stuck playing it forever just because we are in The Day That Will Never End, we'll be stuck playing it forever just because we are in The Day That Will Never End, we'll be stuck playing it forever just because we are in The Day That Will Never End, we'll be stuck playing it forever just because we are in The Day That Will Never End, we'll be stuck playing it forever just because we are in The Day That Will Never End, we'll be stuck playing it forever just because we are in The Day That Will Never End, we'll be stuck playing it forever just because we are in The Day That Will Never End....

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    I possessed thought exactly. Ardor him had protection person item, was stolen and meant that it can. One of the items which are stolen was broken, perhaps it died (with) possession ones of the person. Way there is a gnome protection person item evenly.

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  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited May 2007
    “…so guys, now you see that I’m totally like this ghost guy who rips out people’s hearts and stuff. But we can still be friends, right?” said TehSpectre. TehSpectre must not have thought that the deaths of 15 people in the past two days wasn’t interesting enough, because the entire day he had been telling anyone who would listen about how he was the one responsible for ripping out Last Son’s heart. It is hard to say how he expected people to respond to his claims, but in actuality they did not respond particularly well. Those who believed him thought that his methods were just a little too gruesome, while many thought that he was messing with them—perhaps he was a Gnome trying to hide in plain sight.

    Frandelgearslip did not take kindly to TehSpectre’s wild claims. Now, humans are not very proficient in the art of rock-throwing-to-kill, but elves are a different story. They are naturally much stronger than humans, and their accuracy with a ranged weapons is astounding. So when frandelgearslip, an elf, decided to see of TehSpectre really was already dead, he threw his stone hard and true. The stone smashed into TehSpectre’s skull, sending blood, skull fragments, and brain everywhere. The average human would have died at that point, but, well, wraiths are a little bit harder to kill. TehSpectre turned to face frandelgearslip. Then he pulled the rock out of his skull, said, “that wasn’t very nice,” and, with startling accuracy and frightening speed, sent the stone directly between frandelgearslip’s eyes, crushing his skull and killing him.

    “I told you guys I was telling the truth,” said TehSpectre, the wraith. “And now, just in case you don’t believe me, I’ll give you a little demonstration.” TehSpectre’s eyes glowed a dark red, and tormentedsoul began to float in the air. In a most brutal fashion, tormentedsoul’s body was then sent hurtling into the cave’s wall, eliciting cries of pain and the sound of breaking bone. His body then floated a few feet away from the wall before being sent directly back into it. This happened at least 20 more times, turning the Gnome’s body into a bloody pulp and thoroughly killing him.

    Nothing else of importance happened that day, but the night featured the now expected bouts of killing. Bombs went off in the tents of Frosteey and Locus, while Adrien’s tent suddenly exploded in a plume of evil, green fire (that morning it was also discovered that someone had seen fit to cut off Adrien’s head as well). The tourists were not happy to discover that Adrien was a faun, making the reincarnation of the DSDMT a much more pressing issue.


    THE DEAD
    Frandelgearslip – Elf
    Tormentedsoul – Gnome
    Frosteey – Human
    Locus – Human
    Adrien – Faun
    Senor Fish – Gnome
    Kilnaga – Human



    Because the existence of the wraith role has been officially revealed (just its existence--I will neither confirm nor deny anything that TehSpectre posted), I can tell you that the wraith does not count as a separate race.

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  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So... TehSpectre is terrifying and awesome. I wonder how close to a cultist win we are. This is scary, you guys. My first phalla is very scary.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Well, uh, we got some more gnomes but the cultist is raping us through our pants.

    Uhm, Go Spectre?

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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I think if TS is serious about being on our side he should let us in on his death conditions, that way he screws us over and he dies. ;-)

    Edit: And fuckballs to the Wraith not being a separate race.

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  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    MATH SAYS: 26 players left. 4 gnomes, 1 wraith, 1 cultist, at least 1 other unknown race.

    So... 5/25 chance we'll nail a bad guy, if we trust Spectre with our fate. 2 chances a night... Hummm...

    Edit: 5/24 if we're trusting Ardor's proclamation that the shield was stolen from him.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I think if TS is serious about being on our side he should let us in on his death conditions, that way he screws us over and he dies. ;-)

    See above. I'm totally right.


    Edit: And fuckballs to the Wraith not being a separate race.

    I do think he was mentioned as a human king, but are we certain he's not a seperate race?

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  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Gnasty wrote: »
    Because the existence of the wraith role has been officially revealed (just its existence--I will neither confirm nor deny anything that TehSpectre posted), I can tell you that the wraith does not count as a separate race.

    5/23 if we're trusting Paranoia, who at this stage in the game is too much of an asset not to shield. He's publicly claiming to be non-human, and if he dies, we might lose.

    Shield guy, hear our plea?

    Anybody else that we're able to eliminate?

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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Edit: And fuckballs to the Wraith not being a separate race.

    I do think he was mentioned as a human king, but are we certain he's not a seperate race?

    Check out Gnasty's edit to the narration.

    Edit: Beat'd =(

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Edit: And fuckballs to the Wraith not being a separate race.
    I do think he was mentioned as a human king, but are we certain he's not a seperate race?

    Check out Gnasty's edit to the narration.

    Edit: Beat'd =(

    Yea, well I was wrong there, totally right about the items though.

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  • OtakuD00DOtakuD00D Can I hit the exploding rocks? San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh, shit. Looks like TehSpectre was telling the truth after all. What do you think would've happened in the event of a mob kill against him? Nothing, or everyone voting dying?

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    It was a mob kill D00D. Frandle was just one of the mob. We're having a run of shitty luck at the moment.

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  • LignisseLignisse Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Well, uh...I was wrong about TehSpectre. So, new plan: Yay, TehSpectre! We'll help you get back to sleep. Don't smash me against a wall. Thank you.

    I was probably wrong about Paranoia833 too:
    For what it's worth I can most certainly confirm that innate thiefs do indeed exist in this game, though I haven't the slightest idea if there's a gnome with that ability.
    Faun = innate thief? Possible. Paranoia833 = Faun or Elf? Oh, I hope so, otherwise he's cultist target #1.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Like Mr Culty is going to believe any statement about him being one or the other. The only thing going for him is the only repeated races are human and gnome so far.

    I was actually thinking of the Faun as a seer, but that' probably Pan's Labyrinth at work.

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  • OtakuD00DOtakuD00D Can I hit the exploding rocks? San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Aaah, I see. The poor elf! :(

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    If I can he being protected, he bets the fact that it dies!

    *smiles triumphantly*

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    If I can he being protected, he bets the fact that it dies!

    *smiles triumphantly*

    Proper nouns my man!

    Er...are you saying if you're protected you can guarantee that the cultist doesn't win?

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  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    If there's a seer out there, whether in possession of the seer item or not, you might consider contacting me so we can try to find the cultist, our number 1 priority right now. I've got several races of people contacting me at this point and we need to find out who to go after in the coming days here.

    It's a risk because nobody can confirm me, but it's up to you whether or not it's worthwhile to take.

    To the people who somehow believe Tehspectre more than myself and some others, I'd be curious as to why you think he was telling the truth. Perhaps some of you know more than you are willing to say.

    Ardor on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    If I can he being protected, he bets the fact that it dies!

    *smiles triumphantly*

    Proper nouns my man!

    Er...are you saying if you're protected you can guarantee that the cultist doesn't win?

    *shakes head*

    *points at spectre*

    *takes a picture*

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    If I can he being protected, he bets the fact that it dies!

    *smiles triumphantly*

    Proper nouns my man!

    Er...are you saying if you're protected you can guarantee that the cultist doesn't win?

    *shakes head*

    *points at spectre*

    *takes a picture*

    If Spectre is protected from death, he dies?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    *shrugs*

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