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[WRAITH VICTORY!!!!!!!] KoPv.1: The Caves of Phalla

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    (OOC: Oh man, I just figured out the best way to do my character here. I'm going to put in my sentences to babelfish and doubletranslate from english to japanese)

    No competitive we have expressed?

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  • Paranoia833Paranoia833 Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Would you like to come back to my place bouncy bouncy?

    Paranoia833 on
  • TabascoTabasco Registered User
    edited May 2007
    I'm personally choosing to ignore the Inquisitor thing, as I'm not a big fan of meta gaming something that is supposed to be fun. But there will always be those who do it. :x

    Tabasco on
    Life is too important to be taken seriously.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Life is very fleeting
    Many things can kill us all
    Some more than others

    A great way to kill
    Is the punting of a Gnome
    I !vote Squashua

    Last Son on
  • Digger DudeDigger Dude Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Just so everyone knows, I'm from South Tarwara

    Digger Dude on
  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Last Son's strange haiku...
    Cherry blossoms bloom in Spring;
    what's his excuse, hmm?

    tuxkamen on

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    Last Son's strange haiku...
    Cherry blossoms bloom in Spring;
    what's his excuse, hmm?

    Poor haiku, that is
    I know not what you now ask
    reasoning for vote?

    His ability
    Sense, it does not have at all
    So he is punted

    Last Son on
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm going to have to say that I don't think we should go looking into who was the Inquisitor's room mate. Question to Gnasty, since he dropped out and died, does that mean the cultists are one race down already?

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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm going to have to say that I don't think we should go looking into who was the Inquisitor's room mate. Question to Gnasty, since he dropped out and died, does that mean the cultists are one race down already?

    Humans, numerous
    Some will die tonight I fear
    Matter, it will not

    Last Son on
  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    Last Son's strange haiku...
    Cherry blossoms bloom in Spring;
    what's his excuse, hmm?

    Poor haiku, that is
    I know not what you now ask
    reasoning for vote?

    His ability
    Sense, it does not have at all
    So he is punted

    Haiku should contain
    a reference to nature--
    thus, cherry blossoms.

    On the other hand,
    Only posting in haiku
    is odd to me. Spring.

    EDIT: I wrote two lines there / Erasing one only, shame / Doves mocked my folly.

    tuxkamen on

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Poetic Phalla
    Great idea or greatest plan?
    This I now ask you.

    Last Son on
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited May 2007
    I'm going to have to say that I don't think we should go looking into who was the Inquisitor's room mate. Question to Gnasty, since he dropped out and died, does that mean the cultists are one race down already?
    Well, yes, but he was only a human, which is what the majority of you are anyway.

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    On the other hand,
    Your only posting in haiku
    is odd to me. Spring.

    This line, not correct.
    Syllables are wrong, you fail.
    Would you try again?

    Last Son on
  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    Poetic Phalla
    Great idea or greatest plan?
    This I now ask you.

    It could be done, but haiku-only trips
    Were it to carry on too long, you see;
    The method's short, the game too long--it skips
    past humor, wit, and brooks asshattery.
    To do it well, a longer meter's best;
    I hear iambs can quite surpass the rest.

    tuxkamen on

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    Last Son wrote: »
    Poetic Phalla
    Great idea or greatest plan?
    This I now ask you.

    It could be done, but haiku-only trips
    Were it to carry on too long, you see;
    The method's short, the game too long--it skips
    past humor, wit, and brooks asshattery.
    To do it well, a longer meter's best;
    I hear iambs can quite surpass the rest.

    Beautiful, that is.
    But Haiku is what I speak.
    Alas, I am sad.

    Last Son on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    What are you doing?
    Rhyming all the time?
    Tell me where you are going with this,
    and then put the cucumbers in brine.
    WE NEED PICKLES, DAMNIT!

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Edit, I once saw
    Last line was not there, I swear.
    Tricky is the Fish

    Last Son on
  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Which is what I'm getting at...why only poetry?

    No lesser man would doubt the beauty of a rhyme,
    nor find scarce solace in a deftly spoken word;
    Yet, as in all things, too much verse in too little time
    makes even Shakespeare seem quite a turd.

    The question now, O last son, is merely this:
    'Why speak in doggerel, when prose is plain enough?'
    For though art is fine, words divine, and poetry bliss,
    To be so limited in words makes e'en a wordsmith rough.

    Is this mere sport, or perhaps a deeper game--
    A restriction which, an ye flaunt, grants ye blame?

    tuxkamen on

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Speak only in poem,
    as the poem demands of me.
    To disobey, death.

    Last Son on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    All the gnomes must die.
    The clowns must kill them with exploding pies.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    Speak only in poem,
    as the poem demands of me.
    To disobey, death.

    That's enlightening.
    By the way, your first/second
    lines? They need snippin'.

    tuxkamen on

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Upshot: Last Son seems to imply that he can only speak in haiku. One wonders if that's not a clue.

    For now, I am off--
    I take my son and wife to
    Souplantation, yo.

    tuxkamen on

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    Last Son wrote: »
    Speak only in poem,
    as the poem demands of me.
    To disobey, death.

    That's enlightening.
    By the way, your first/second
    lines? They need snippin'.

    Do you speak strangely?
    So as to pronounce poem, two?
    I say it as one.

    Last Son on
  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    Last Son wrote: »
    Speak only in poem,
    as the poem demands of me.
    To disobey, death.

    That's enlightening.
    By the way, your first/second
    lines? They need snippin'.

    Do you speak strangely?
    So as to pronounce poem, two?
    I say it as one.

    ...

    You're wrong. Very wrong.
    Oh, so incredibly wrong.
    In short, you ain't right.

    tuxkamen on

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fun fact: 'haiku' is three syllables as far as the Japanese are concerned.

    tuxkamen on

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    Last Son wrote: »
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    Last Son wrote: »
    Speak only in poem,
    as the poem demands of me.
    To disobey, death.

    That's enlightening.
    By the way, your first/second
    lines? They need snippin'.

    Do you speak strangely?
    So as to pronounce poem, two?
    I say it as one.

    ...

    You're wrong. Very wrong.
    Oh, so incredibly wrong.
    In short, you ain't right.

    I believe I'm not.
    Poetry is subjective.
    Made within the mind.

    The poem is unique
    Within me and all my kin
    Faith to the faithful.

    So long I believe,
    that I am faithful to it.
    So it will be true.

    Last Son on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    This haiku stuff is getting irritating.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User
    edited May 2007
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    Fun fact: 'haiku' is three syllables as far as the Japanese are concerned.
    I don't believe that's correct. Although it's written with three syllabic characters (ha, i, and ku), I don't believe you'd ever hear it pronounced as anything but hai-ku, that is, two syllables.

    Buzz Buzz on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    This haiku stuff is getting irritating.
    I say that we kill anyone who posts in Haiku tomorrow.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Buzz Buzz wrote: »
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    Fun fact: 'haiku' is three syllables as far as the Japanese are concerned.
    I don't believe that's correct. Although it's written with three syllabic characters (ha, i, and ku), I don't believe you'd ever hear it pronounced as anything but hai-ku, that is, two syllables.

    I meant for written purposes.

    tuxkamen on

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User
    edited May 2007
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    Buzz Buzz wrote: »
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    Fun fact: 'haiku' is three syllables as far as the Japanese are concerned.
    I don't believe that's correct. Although it's written with three syllabic characters (ha, i, and ku), I don't believe you'd ever hear it pronounced as anything but hai-ku, that is, two syllables.

    I meant for written purposes.

    Then you'd be correct. :) It's three characters, but two syllables.

    Buzz Buzz on
  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Has anyone else had trouble getting on the boards today? I got a lot of 'boards not available' messages today.

    Umm... so what's with all the poetry? I see the bandwagon against squashua is still in full swing. I don't like bandwagons, so I'll just return his favor and !vote for Cantide.

    GrimmyTOA on
  • LocusLocus Trust Me AlbanyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Everyone remember what happened last time the guy who was talking all crazy got killed? That's right, you missed out on several more days of hilarious hijinks. I'm looking at you, Saburbia.

    Locus on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    GrimmyTOA wrote: »
    Has anyone else had trouble getting on the boards today? I got a lot of 'boards not available' messages today.

    Umm... so what's with all the poetry? I see the bandwagon against squashua is still in full swing. I don't like bandwagons, so I'll just return his favor and !vote for Cantide.
    They were unavailable for a while. Down for maintenence or something.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hello. Posting saying I am here.

    I won't be bandwagoning this evening because I don't know anybody well enough to think they deserve death. Unless someone can convince me :winky:

    Anthrax! Please. on
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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    This haiku stuff is getting irritating.
    I say that we kill anyone who posts in Haiku tomorrow.

    You may try, Senior
    My kind does not truly die
    Lives on within poem

    Those who attack me.
    The poem shall strike back against.
    Make them one of me.

    Old Allegiances
    Will be forever broken
    Faith only in poem.

    Last Son on
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I !Vote for Cantide
    I don't trust Grimmy yet, but
    Assamites were fun

    Plutonium on
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hello. Posting saying I am here.

    I won't be bandwagoning this evening because I don't know anybody well enough to think they deserve death. Unless someone can convince me :winky:

    Even though Gnasty never said you die without voting (inactivity), you may was well roll a dice or use a random number generator to vote for someone. Personally, I think you should take whoever sucks the most at Haiku and vote for them.

    The other comment I wanted to use upon seeing this page and the last was, ......what....what is going on in here?

    Truly only gnomes would force us to hear such song and verse or anything that is Haiku.

    Ardor on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hello. Posting saying I am here.

    I won't be bandwagoning this evening because I don't know anybody well enough to think they deserve death. Unless someone can convince me :winky:
    Squasha claimed to be a special, converted the seer, and used him against us last game. He's a conniving bastard and if he's bad again, we need to get him out of the way now.

    If he's good, though...well, fuck, sorry dude.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    Hello. Posting saying I am here.

    I won't be bandwagoning this evening because I don't know anybody well enough to think they deserve death. Unless someone can convince me :winky:

    Even though Gnasty never said you die without voting (inactivity), you may was well roll a dice or use a random number generator to vote for someone. Personally, I think you should take whoever sucks the most at Haiku and vote for them.

    The other comment I wanted to use upon seeing this page and the last was, ......what....what is going on in here?

    Truly only gnomes would force us to hear such song and verse or anything that is Haiku.

    I suppose that makes sense.


    All this poetry makes me think of cultist chants!

    I will !vote LastSon for starting all of it.
    Hello. Posting saying I am here.

    I won't be bandwagoning this evening because I don't know anybody well enough to think they deserve death. Unless someone can convince me :winky:
    Squasha claimed to be a special, converted the seer, and used him against us last game. He's a conniving bastard and if he's bad again, we need to get him out of the way now.

    If he's good, though...well, fuck, sorry dude.

    Wow. That's pretty bad.

    Anthrax! Please. on
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